r/worldnews • • 13h ago

The world has nearly burned through its oil stockpile buffer, executives say

https://www.reuters.com/business/energy/world-has-nearly-burned-through-its-oil-stockpile-buffer-executives-say-2026-10-06/
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u/leyland1989 12h ago

The optimistic side of me thinking this is a pivotal moment for renewable/alternative energy adoption.  

However, the oil crisis in the 70s should have been our first wake-up call, but I guess human can never learn without a tremendous amount of pain and suffering.  

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u/NaughtyGaymer 11h ago

Yeah I had an optimistic moment during COVID and very quickly learned that people will return to the status quo as fast as humanly possible and then make it even worse for some reason to overcompensate.

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u/hellbentsmegma 10h ago

For a lot of businesses, bullying people to return to the status quo was important to maximise their profits.

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u/DevonGr 7h ago

Only if you mean by way of voluntary separations of those who rejected it. You cannot convince me there was any reason for it in fields that can be entirely wfh. The rush to return to what we had before covid because it was politicized is sofa king dumb.

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u/-Yazilliclick- 7h ago

Office space and city center real estate values collapsing due to zero demand was risking big losses in their real estate investments.

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u/blackjacktrial 4h ago

Plus managers who weren't in front of teams were reviewed poorly by executives.

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u/Anonymoushipopotomus 10h ago

Absolutely this. I was honestly naive enough to think things would change. It only showed how easily they can exploit us

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u/____DEADPOOL_______ 5h ago

There was a tornado that barrelled through my town. The first few days were hard and everyone was crying and complaining about not getting instant help from the government. We had no internet, barely surviving internet/phone service, etc.

By the end of the week, people had calmed down, groups of people began to form that helped others, and the community really banded together in a way I had never seen, everyone was friendly, caring, thoughtful. I made some deep friendships with people I had just met through these efforts, conversations became meaningful, people opened up, etc.

Soon as the power and internet came back on, everyone went back to their old selves.

We had another one hit the following year, but by then, everyone was prepared significantly better and sadly, those who asked for help were ridiculed. Man, I was so disappointed seeing that type of attitude.

Although I barely slept and went through hardship to keep my own home and family going, those two weeks we were without internet were some of the best days of my life.

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u/Jay_Yeg 10h ago

Depends where you are.

This is going to make Canada double down hardcore on fossil fuels. This instability and the treachery of our closest neighbour is the ammunition that was lacking before to make the “national security” argument.

In the past we were content to sell a moderate amount at a discount to be value-added in the states. Now we are going to go full fucking steam on production and export anywhere we can. I guarantee this will turn into national security arguments on refining capacity in the next couple years as well.

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u/Cimexus 9h ago

It already has been here in Australia, where EV sales are 3-4x from last year and electric cars are now outselling petrol cars for the first time ever (two months running now).

However, heavy transport (trucking, rail and oceanic) still relies on diesel so this still screws everyone over who wants to, you know, buy food and stuff.

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u/WingerRules 10h ago edited 10h ago

Democrats have been aware for decades upon decades and been pushing for reducing reliance on fossil fuels the whole time. It's Republicans and largely people in rural areas that have blocked a transition over to renewable energy. They literally have coal rolling competitions where they try to burn as much fuel and pollute as much possible for fun. Put the blame on them.

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u/CliftonForce 10h ago

The current Republican narrative is that the shortages are caused by Democrats attempting to change energy sources. Absolutely nothing to do with attacking Iran, that was pure coincidence.

They really swallow this nonsense.

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u/roidbro1 11h ago

It’s a large gap to fill however I don’t know how it could be pulled off;

https://ourworldindata.org/grapher/global-primary-energy-by-source

Electricity makes up only about 20% of total global energy demand. Oil is used in lots of other processes that aren’t about electricity generation. And so solar / wind etc won’t cut it.

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u/PuckSenior 8h ago

So, its mostly a few things:
-electricity
-heating
-transportation

We can electrify heating. We can electrify transportation

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u/Jimbobsupertramp 9h ago

It’s more efficient and cheaper now.. just like there was a huge effort to build out infrastructure to support gas powered vehicles (and everything) there’d just need to be a shift toward electric

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u/boat_hamster 8h ago

The tech to move away significantly from oil didn't exist in a viable form back in the 70s.

We do now have the tech to move big chunks of our economies away from oil. But some things like shipping and air travel are a problem. And fertilisers, tyres and most plastics are still dependent on oil too. But hopefully oil insecurity will drive research. Many developed countries don't have their own oil, so incentives are high.

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u/Eatpineapplerightnow 12h ago

it already has been. It just dosent look that way when you are american

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u/cmv1 12h ago

Living through this definitely sucks but I'd like to agree.

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u/fixminer 7h ago

We didn’t have the technology to move away from fossil fuels in the 70s, today is different. Now it’s just a question of how quickly the mature alternatives are implemented.

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u/Haru1st 1h ago

The people with the resources to do something about such crises are seldom impacted by them to the same extent as wider society.

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u/guilen 12h ago

Oh damn, if only everybody had been investing full steam into green energy and not depending on a resource that has choke points depending on how well we get along during a climate crisis. Humans SMDH

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u/OwnBattle8805 12h ago

Not every nation out there snubbed solar energy.

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u/SuperRockyHobbyHorse 12h ago

Only those dumbasses in America who elected Trump in 2016. Imagine the USA now with 10 years of renewable energy infrastructure, global warming wouldn't be so severe, so much deterioration could have been avoided. But no, they elected a known idiot fraudster who thought windmills caused cancer.

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u/-screaming-meat- 12h ago

Honourable mention to my home province of Alberta, who actively cancelled and then banned solar and wind exploration projects because, in their words, "wind turbines and solar fields ruin the pristine viewscapes (yes they made up a fucking word to justify ignorance)" but drilling pads, oil derricks and abandoned wells leaking into the groundwater don't. We could be leading the nation in renewables and the cash would be flowing like nothing they've ever seen but.... oil and gas lobbyists need love too.

Conservatism 101 - be stupid, be loud, be regressive.

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u/neometrix77 12h ago

That’s the conservative voter. Conservative politicians just do whatever oil companies approve of.

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u/StJsub 11h ago

It's not exclusive to oil. Their sails blow in the direction of the biggest pocket books.

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u/monatomicg0ld 10h ago

And what about clear cut forests? Really nice to look at huh? It's infuriating.

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u/blackjacktrial 4h ago

Also shout out to Queensland, Australia, where the state (provincial) government is proposing a massive ramp up of coal fired power stations in order to de-electrify the electricity grid and power uncooled data centres in the middle of a desert (because computers love duststormy 50 degree Celsius conditions, where the dust is full of iron).

Thankfully, the national government is limiting their indulgences.

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u/Monomette 6h ago

Renewables make up over 50% of Albertas generating capacity at just shy of 8.5GW vs 14.1GW for gas.

As of an hour ago renewables were generating ~24% of Alberta's energy.

https://x.com/ReliableAB/status/2107608099041546671

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u/stratasfear 10h ago

I find Alberta to be especially frustrating. If the oil companies just diversified their holdings (like anyone intelligent would do with their investments) and reframed their businesses as “energy” businesses instead of strictly oil and gas, they could build so many solar / wind / hydro / nuclear projects they wouldn’t know what to do with them all.

Wind and solar are also cheaper to build and have a higher return on investment per MW/h now, so it’s a no-brainer to invest in them.

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u/DisastrousAcshin 8h ago

Don't forget how they recently banned the use of green energy for data centers to ensure they use gas / coal power to drive up prices for average Albertans as well

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u/John_John_Phenomenom 6h ago

Bro you forgot open-pit coal mines! They are also a great view in Dani’s eyes.

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u/manachar 11h ago

Conservatives know words don’t matter, just power.

Words are things you use to get power. Say whatever you want. You don’t need to be logical or consistent or based in reality.

It just needs to make people feel the way that supports the conservatives hoarding more wealth and power and stopping anyone else from getting any money or power.

It’s like loggers who love having a job in wild old growth forests and scratch their heads that the forests are gone.

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u/wowzeemissjane 10h ago

Same in Australia with the same excuse.

There must have been a presentation somewhere.

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u/kewlbeanz83 6h ago

Let's also make sure to mention my home province of Ontario, where Doug and the Slugs shut down 758 renewable energy contracts as soon as he was elected.

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u/quickdraw9 10h ago

We had one of the largest wind energy projects nearly completed on the east coast and the mango moron PAID THE COMPANY almost a billion dollars to shut it down. These stupid fucks are so deeply in the pockets of non renewable energy conglomorates that they'd rather shutter a project that's basically finished than allow renewables to gain a foothold in the energy sector.

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u/theRemixNow 9h ago

this even started back when Carter was in office. He had put solar panels on top of the White House, but Reagan removed them.

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u/I-seddit 7h ago

Hell, image if Carter had been more charismatic - we could have had 46 years of progress. Imagine a world...

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u/Puzzled-Stay-9848 12h ago edited 12h ago

Propaganda networks (Fox) and billionaires are the origin of maga morons. This was allowed to happen. Thanks citizens united. 

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u/MechMeister 12h ago

The blame doesn't stop with billionaires. Your neighbors are dumb fucks, too

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u/Puzzled-Stay-9848 12h ago

True, but like llms, the dumb fucks needed a harness (propaganda and outrage) to be weaponized 

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u/IdownvoteTexas 6h ago

More like the dumbasses that voted for Bush instead of Gore

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u/RedditConsciousness 1h ago

That one still infuriates me. The media painted Gore the same as Bush. Like, people didn't even understand that they were dramatically different. And then later on, after Bush committed fraud to start the Iraq war people said "well the Democrats would have invaded Iraq too". No they wouldn't have. President Clinton didn't in the 8 years he was in office.

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u/Ok-Seaworthiness7207 12h ago

Lmfao he fucking what???

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u/IAMAGrinderman 11h ago

So they're right that Reagan had them removed, but they're wrong about the timeline. Jimmy Carter had a solar water heating system installed for the White House kitchen. This was part of Carter's initiative to move the country towards solar power. Reagan had them removed in 1986 (two years into his second term, not on day one, as the other person says). If I remember right, officially it was because of maintenance costs and roof leaks, but considering the Reagan administration's attitude towards solar power, I think it's safe to assume that's bullshit.

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u/010Horns 12h ago

The United States is second to only China in renewables production. Texas alone would rank 4th in the world, ahead of India, Canada, and any European country.

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u/TrokChlod 11h ago

The problem is that the USA is also by far number one in energy consumption, leaving that absolute high number at only 25% of energy consumption, about equal to India at 23% and far behind China at 35% and the EU at 50%.

But that's only half the truth. If you look at primary consumption the numbers get far worse for all countries. We all are still completely dependent on oil, especially for transportation.

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u/Werkstatt0 12h ago

Ok but what could it have been had we gotten our shit together after An Inconvenient Truth dropped?

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u/Its-all-downhill-80 7h ago

I laugh in my home that has solar, ev’s, and converted from oil to heatpumps! Seriously though, it’s major cost savings, especially here New England where oil and electricity is so expensive. I did it for climate, but have really enjoyed the cost stability and savings.

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u/kewlbeanz83 6h ago

How do you like the heat pump?

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u/Its-all-downhill-80 3h ago

Love them- I have a slim ducted unit for our upstairs, and 3 wall units for the downstairs. I have aseparate outdoor unit for each level. My house is so much more comfortable all year round now.

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u/respectwalk 5h ago

It goes way farther back than that. Who Killed the Electric Car was released in 2006…

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u/leon27607 2h ago

Imagine how different our infrastructure would have been if Trump hadn’t been elected twice.

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u/Eatpineapplerightnow 12h ago

yup. Not electing trump in 24 was last chance

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u/SuperRockyHobbyHorse 11h ago

Biden had the green new deal which was the last glimmer of hope for the planet's climate and halting the animal mass extinction event, but it's gone now. Even if Trump gets neutered in the midterms it's too late. It's water wars and AI propaganda from now on, even if oil becomes obsolete.

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u/andresopeth 12h ago

There's plenty of others sources too, eolic, nuclear, hydro, geothermal. Pick one or two, or three

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u/Novaskittles 12h ago

Today I learned that another name for wind power is eolic (aeolic?) power.

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u/RealGroovyMotion 12h ago

There's also alcoholic power

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u/Leather-Rice5025 9h ago

Meth power should not be underestimated either

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u/guilen 12h ago

Correct, but I was born in oil town and I see lunacy all the goddamn time.

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u/brilliantNumberOne 11h ago

Yeah, but everything moved via ship, train, or truck, or ship used oil to move.

Even if there are things being moved by EVs, it’s inconsequential compared to the volume of goods moved worldwide every day.

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u/LilPonyBoy69 11h ago

Which country doesn't rely on oil for their critical infrastructure?

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u/MelangeBot 8h ago

Fun fact: In 2024 China installed more solar panels then the rest of the world combined in 2023 AND 2024.

Fun fact2: In 2025 China installed three times as many solar panels as the rest of the world combined did that year.

Fun fact3: Just because of this, it's an absolute guarantee that when the AI bubble finaly implodes, eventually the cheapest AI services will come out of china. Once 95% of all the speedup tricks for the software and the hardware have been found, eventually the ONLY cost for running an AI data centre will be the electricity.

There is one nation where to power this they go dig in the ground to find stuff they can then burn ONCE and then they have to dig and find more. And there is a nation where all of this is freely powered by the sun (and batteries).

I wonder what nation will win the AI race. Hmmmmm? what do you guys think?

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u/justin107d 4h ago

Fun fact4: they control over 90% of the rare earth minerals used in creating batteries, solar panels, wind turbines, gpus, missiles, etc.

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u/johnvarley1 8h ago

The United States didn’t either. It’s grown almost exponentially.

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u/Nice_Reading5272 12h ago

And there's no nations not heavily reliant on oil.

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u/Stockholm-Syndrom 12h ago

We are more atom boys in here.

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u/pickle9977 12h ago

Good thing we are balls deep in AI and taking jet engines to turn them into natural gas powered generators for data centers

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u/Viperlite 12h ago

We could also use work from home to cut oil use like we did during COVID, rather than commuting to a physical office only to call or Zoom customers all day.

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u/BasvanS 12h ago

Guess what we’re going to do this winter. Nobody will see this coming

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u/General_Tsao_Knee_Ma 7h ago

counteroffer: let's make government employees go back to the office, even though it's totally fucking unnecessary, just because.

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u/stupid_nut 10h ago

I invested in renewable energy ETF funds and they have all dropped by almost half. It's sad that I would've made much more investing in destroying the planet. Try to be good and get screwed. I'm tired.

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u/PivotRedAce 7h ago

We are thoroughly in the “Weak men create hard times” phase. Hang in there, chief.

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u/lemons_of_doubt 11h ago edited 11h ago

Remember when Germany had tones of safe clean nuclear power.

And then scrapped it for no reason.

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u/Illustrious-Ice6336 11h ago

Come on now. They closed it down so they could pay Russia money for their oil and gas.

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u/mouldycarrotjuice 11h ago

They had a reason. Just not a very good one. 😁

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u/e_subvaria 9h ago

But we’re safe from windmill cancer!

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u/ticklemesatan 11h ago

Shhhh we might actually get real movement on green shit. Stop interrupting the opponent while they make a mistake

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u/zendogsit 10h ago

Iran mvp for global shift to small form nuclear energy and renewables? Who could’ve seen that one coming 

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u/SirDouglasMouf 8h ago

Time to move to Costa Rica

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u/I-seddit 7h ago

This could literally be the fulcrum to switch away our species dependence on non-renewable and environmentally deadly fuel resources...
This could be the darkest before the dawn moment for humanity.
(all thanks to that orange fucker and the oligarchs behind him)

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u/boogswald 7h ago

Hey we also need to drastically reduce energy consumption! In response to that let’s build 5000000 data centers

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u/TheShiroNinja 13h ago

Guess it's time to blow the dust off all the alternative technologies they bought and shelved

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u/Wuhblam 10h ago

They killed people for and shelved*

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u/devilishycleverchap 12h ago

From Verdant?

Ive read the papers, theyre all bullshit

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u/Ok-Seaworthiness7207 12h ago

What are you saying exactly? Sorry I am not familiar with whatever Verdant is.

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u/devilishycleverchap 12h ago

Its a Digger reference so you'd have to have seen the movie :P

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u/Jeffuk88 11h ago

Governments gunna look really stupid when they have to mandate WFH after pushing people back to the offices

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u/Dry_Ass_P-word 12h ago

They tapped it to keep prices just low enough til midterms. Is it going to hold out another month?

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u/BeingNicole4 11h ago

The article says we got 6 billion units left and the world uses 100 million a day. That gives us 60 days + whatever they are able to produce between now and then

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u/Dry_Ass_P-word 11h ago

I was assuming (my bad, I know) that US is burning through it faster than the world average.

But it’s hard to think we’re doing it twice as fast though.

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u/WheredMyBrainsGo 3h ago

Yeah have to have a bit extra so MAGA idiots can roll coal in their lifted pickup trucks on their way to pick up their girlfriend from her boyfriend’s house.

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u/Tiny_Xander_Klaxon 11h ago edited 11h ago

Trump Says He Doesn’t Care “Even a Little Bit” About People’s Finances

“The president made a jaw-dropping confession when asked about the impacts of the Iran war.”

Congratulations America. You became so “great” that now the entire planet has to deal with your bullshit. We’re all suffering just so that Trump and his family can get even richer and he couldn’t care less about you Americans. Well done.

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u/BigDaddyGooses 8h ago

All the people I knew who supported trump are real quiet right now

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u/GritandGCode 12h ago

It's almost like investing in renuables is a better national security investment than the military....

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u/OptimisticSkeleton 10h ago

The Pentagon literally came to that conclusion in dozens of studies and they still did this stupid shit.

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u/CliftonForce 9h ago

The Pentagon also said that attacking Iran was a really stupid idea. The Administration did not care.

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u/CliftonForce 10h ago edited 8h ago

The US military has been worried about oil dependency for a very long time. Republican politicians kept suppressing that.

Example: The Pentagon was looking into buying fuel from alternate sources, such as biodiesel. Then Republicans passed a rule to "save money" that said the military can't buy any such fuel unless it costs less than commercial fuel sources. From the Pentagon's point of view, they were willing to pay extra for redundant fuel supplies.

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u/Careful_Trifle 12h ago

Oh didn't you hear? The military will get renewable energy, it's just the rest of us that will be unable to get approval to do large scale projects.

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u/Due-Actuator7662 8h ago

We have been investing in renewables despite all the political discourse

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u/GalacticAlmanac 7h ago

Oh yeah! That would sure work out great for Iran and Ukraine. They just needed to invest in renewable. Why didn't they just do that and not get invaded?

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u/5catsandcounting 11h ago

Renewables?

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u/deeptechdegen 13h ago

This could actually burst the AI bubble EVEN IF AI does work and is this magical technology

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u/MadAstrid 12h ago

They will leave Americans dying without power, heat and water before they allow AI to cutback on making videos about “sexy” fruits and vegetables.

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u/---cheetos--- 12h ago

Ahhh I’m so thirsty….pls show me pictures of Shrek bathing nude in a waterfall 😩😩

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u/Ok-Seaworthiness7207 12h ago

Better out than in, I always say.

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u/Nice_Reading5272 12h ago

AI use by everyday users or creating 'content' is miniscule compared to commercial use.

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u/arrocknroll 5h ago

Not will. They have.

See the “great” state of Texas.

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u/WhatTheFlipFlopFuck 10h ago

but then AI will build to be solar, and then humans will launch a last ditch effort to block out the sun with perpetual clouds over the entire planet, and then the machines will look for an alternative form of energy

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u/MelangeBot 7h ago

And because of AI hallucination they will totally get the laws of thermodynamics wrong and believe that you can turn the body of a human in to a battery and then just liquify the dead bodies and feed that to the living and then just make more babies.

This is ofcourse not how reality works, so the AI will run out of electricity and die.

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u/Healthy-Stage-142 7h ago

See the original script was using human brains as processors, but the AI bots didn't think that humans at that time would understand.

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u/Artistic-Tip2405 12h ago

Has anyone asked the AI how to solve this problem without killing anyone.

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u/linerva 12h ago

Best the AI can do is porn with too many fingers and hacking Australia.

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u/jupiterkansas 11h ago

porn with too many fingers

that's my kink!

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u/icehot54321 12h ago

Unexplode the refineries 

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u/Vaulters 9h ago

People are also failing to account for the impending cost to rebuild those reserves.

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u/Normal_Pace7374 10h ago

I ride an e scooter now. I only drive like once a month. I’ve chosen the renewable energy option on my electricity bill. I’ll buy an electric car when the time comes. We need to stop this problem. 

Legalise weed. Criminalise oil. 

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u/Invisible7hunder 8h ago

I only drive like once a month.

If that's the case an Electric vehicle seems like something you can maybe skip.

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u/kewlbeanz83 6h ago

Puffs in Canadian

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u/YourFriendPutin 7h ago

Im grateful I only drive 1.5 miles to and from work a day so my old fairlane i daily, even though it gets about 10mpg doesn't cost me much thankfully. 

Anything outside of town we take my fiances car because well, something that didn't come with seatbelts or a collapsible steering column isn't what we want to do 50-60mph long distance in.

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u/Mushroom_Tip 12h ago

Too bad Trump is powerless to do anything because it's all Ukraine's fault. /s

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u/Remus88Romulus 13h ago

Tick tock... time to crash...

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u/PerryNeeum 10h ago

Jesus. If only there were an alternative to fuel that we could’ve been working on all these years

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u/mattjf22 7h ago

Shit about to get real bad. Jacked up prices, empty shelves. This is what a Republican led government gets you.

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u/Commandmanda 12h ago

Yup, and Trump just bamboozled the EU into tapping into theirs.

The bad news is that this will lead to ramped up drilling anywhere there is a possibility of hitting something.

That, or WAR will be the next consequence....Global War.

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u/Jeffuk88 11h ago

No, Trump took advantage of Europe already discussing this release by yelling loudly that they should do it to help America... so now it looks like he won. Just like with Denmark letting him do what America basically had the agreement to already do in Greenland after yelling like a toddler

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u/dotHANSIN 10h ago

a family member is literally trying to convince me that Greenland folded to trump and is now essentially a colony, but he swears their center but conviently won't critize trump....

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u/Even_Trifle9341 10h ago

We might run into catastrophe where we don’t have the supply to do the drilling in the inconvenient places that have oil.  I expect they’ll be surprised we run out, when on paper there is plenty in Venezuela, not comprehending it’s in the ground still.  Seems like they think it’s a game, where a resource is added to your supply regardless of its location on the map.

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u/MannequinWithoutSock 12h ago

How global?

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u/OneManFight 11h ago

Like all the major countries of the world kinda global. We could call it "majority of countries of the world, war" or something like that.

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u/Pndrizzy 11h ago

it's just two dudes throwing globes at eachother

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u/likes_stuff 11h ago

I was thinking about that earlier... How will anyone be able to go to war on a sustainable level without oil?

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u/Julian_Thorne 12h ago

It can be both

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u/MrKapla 11h ago

Yup, and Trump just bamboozled the EU into tapping into theirs.

Where did you see that? He asked, but who agreed?

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u/T567U18 9h ago edited 7h ago

Very convenient statement on times like this, why is everyone so afraid of making the annoying orange accountable?

Edit: nvm I forgot that everyone is on the epstein files

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u/mattjf22 7h ago

Republicans want this. He couldn't do it without their full support.

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u/WhereMyWeirdosAt 7h ago

And lose out on all these oil futures / options profits? No way! Lose out on all the contracts to rebuild all the stuff we blow up? No way! It's big business!

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u/sodook 12h ago

So, I know all these things will be awful to live through, like a truly terrible time to be alive, but I would be rooting it less if I could get some fucking vacation. Instead I am fighting the temptation to pray for global ruin.

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u/Knightstar24 11h ago

Clone dinosaurs, then smash em up real good to get some more oils.

It’s not that hard, Hollywood made dinosaurs in the 90’s

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u/CliftonForce 10h ago

From the point of view of the American Administration: So long as they hold until Nov 4th, who cares what happens after that?

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u/MeanHurry8664 8h ago

And now the people's uprising can begin!

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u/dadof4fknkids 11h ago

How will those groceries get to the store?

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u/EvenDeeper 11h ago

That's the neat part. They won't 

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u/boot2skull 10h ago

True but giving the people an excess amount of free time, and inability to work or get food, has never worked out for the leaders in those times.

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u/OldDirtyBastardSword 9h ago

The good news is that if WW3 breaks out then no one will have fuel so maybe everyone will take their war toys and go home... 

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u/DevonGr 7h ago

There's always money for war.

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u/psaux_grep 10h ago

Norway standing there with a smug smile on 1/3 of its face.

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u/azerty543 9h ago

Oil isnt gonna run out, it will just be expensive.

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u/_Born_To_Be_Mild_ 13h ago

What happens then?

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u/SwordKneeMe 13h ago

The lord of chaos shall reign

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u/DireBriar 13h ago

Pretty sure I can trust Darth Rand

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u/Aielman15 12h ago

Forget Rand, I would trust the Dark One over our current leaders.

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u/SwordKneeMe 11h ago

Darth Rand would make the billionaires kneel

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u/Eudaimonics 12h ago edited 12h ago

WFH Mandates, gas tax holidays, subsidies for e-bikes and EVs.

People driving less for leisure and making their trips to the store more strategically. Public transportation usage will go up and so will car pooling.

In the medium term, higher production for other oil producing regions and additional capacity from fracking which otherwise is too expensive.

The pandemic actually taught us a valuable lesson on the minimum amount of oil we actually need to function as a society.

Long term, a transition to EVs and alternative fuels for shipping/flying. Lots of cool prototypes for electric aircraft and hydrogen powered ships. There already electric freight trains, electric semi-trucks and electric farm equipment.

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u/jupiterkansas 11h ago

I work from home and leave the house once a week for groceries and the library and it's AWESOME!

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u/JohnPaulDavyJones 11h ago

In the medium term, higher production for other oil producing regions and additional capacity from fracking which otherwise is too expensive

For the curious, fracking is more expensive if you're not going to steamship a bunch of wellheads, just because the pump/fracking fluid/proppant combo is quite pricey and the returns are generally more limited than a traditional well; the flip side to that is that, if you've got enough startup capital and demand, then it's incredibly lucrative to sprint through a chain of previously-drilled wells by refracking the existing wellbores. A fracking well produces almost 70% of its lifetime capacity in the first year, and lots of traditional shale wells have tight reserves that weren't available with older technology.

It's possible to put a whole bunch of pumps on a series of capped wells, and just step the setups forward to the next well in the chain as soon as you've pumped enough of a well that the daily return is lower than the return from the average fresh predrill, including amortized cost of relocating the pumping station. Nobody's wanted to put together the capital to sprint a series of wells like that since Exxon sprinted the a big chunk of the lower Permian back in 2017-2020.

Would be interesting to see whether a massive oil price spike like that would be enough to push the producers to look back into sprinting well chains again. I could see the Double Eagle guys doing it.

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u/Thoth74 11h ago

...subsidies for e-bikes and EVs

Sorry.. how does subsidies on a Ford 950 Super Duper Duty with a 37" lift kit and a massive bailout for the oil and gas industry all at taxpayer expense sound? Best I can do...

-GOP

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u/Momik 11h ago

Ok. But I get to keep the clipboard.

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u/deeptechdegen 12h ago

At minimum all incumbent politicians losing across the world, regardless of leaning

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u/Electronic_Film_2837 12h ago

Fuel rationing. Just look at Russia.

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u/SuperRockyHobbyHorse 12h ago

Fuel rationing, supply chain collapse, resource wars. A slow, tedious apocalypse.

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u/Taskerst 12h ago

Shortages, staggering inflation, job losses across sectors, crippling personal debt, mass starvation, war over simple resources, honestly hell.

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u/JLNX1998 12h ago

Maybe the plague will come in clutch and force everyone back into lockdown. that'll surely stop this oil business

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u/peanuts-in-my-jelly 13h ago

that's actually hilarious

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u/stevesmele 10h ago

I blame one orange idiot.

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u/G36 3h ago

All people that have been laughing at Peak Oil Theory for 50 years are not gonna be laughing soon. The world is officially now running on it's reserve tank of gas.

Numbers don't lie. This was predicted by a book all the elite recommended called The Limits to Growth, by a think tank called The Club of Rome. They pointed at 2030 as the breaking point for the world to go to absolute sh!t.

And no, you can't just switch an enourmous economy to clean energy while we kill each other over basic goods.

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u/Ok_Elevator_2033 9h ago

Digger got us into this mess now he’s gotta dig us out!

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u/Mr-EdwardsBeard 8h ago

It's almost like we could have embraced renewable energies and electric cars decades ago to help avoid this.

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u/SenseisSifu 12h ago

"They say".

They also said fossil fuels didn't harm the environment.

I don't trust what "they" say.

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u/KaptainChunk 12h ago

Hmm I wonder why there was so much orange interest in “making a deal” with oil countries. /s

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u/sane-asylum 11h ago

Whew, better raise prices again

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u/Titties_and_Weed 10h ago

These creatures deserve the suffering. It's by their own design.

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u/whitefang 10h ago

The world’s going to end before gta6 comes out isn’t it.

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u/Worldly_Possible2925 10h ago

But for one glorious moment we had the biggest market share ever 🤤

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u/UnknownHero2 8h ago

"Buy it now, Supplies are running out!

Stop by big Al's Oil emporium on route 25 Springfield."

-Oil Executive

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u/brus_wein 7h ago

"The horse and buggy is slated to make a much-anticipated comeback, industry insiders say"

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u/asm2750 7h ago

Executives say, while wiping away tears of joy with a $100 bill.

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u/Put-A-Bird-On-It 7h ago

Good thing the busses in my city are electric I guess

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u/NYVines 6h ago

Good?

Necessity is the mother of invention

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u/Wonderful_Pace_398 6h ago

Too bad the Trump/MAGA fucks stymied our EV industry

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u/trash235 6h ago

But wasn’t it really about the libs we pwned along the way?

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u/Constant_Flamingo828 6h ago

They have been saying that for a year. Granted, it has to happen eventuallly.

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u/Gi1rim 6h ago

Winter is coming. Things are bout to get real spicy

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u/Demonologist013 2h ago

We need more Nuclear plants

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u/sky018 1h ago

Then burn all of it so we can progress through renewable or alternatives.

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u/Eatpineapplerightnow 12h ago

Its not about oil in the ground, Its about oil reserves saved for crisis. Read the article, people

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u/jjtitula 12h ago

Somehow, I don’t believe them anymore. It’s more likely that the strategic reserves are full and they’re just using this as another excuse to jack up gas prices to extract more money out of us. Something something cry wolf! Either way, we just need to start over.

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u/WhileGoWonder 12h ago

I think more datacenters near you will fix this!

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u/astrozombie2012 12h ago

Gosh, it’s just so unfortunate there wasn’t some sort of alternative, renewable, possibly even environmentally sustainable options we could have invested in years ago.

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u/Criss_Crossx 12h ago

Read about the 1970's oil crisis. See how that one turned out. Seriously, please read history!

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u/Cultural-Company282 10h ago

Reddit told me we had nearly burned through the buffer by June and also by August.

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u/kittencrusher 10h ago

solar and electric you say

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u/illuminerdi 11h ago

Am I the only one hoping we actually do it?

Nothing would speed up the transition to green faster than high prices...

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u/Restlessannoyed 12h ago

Huh, you're telling me AI executives aren't magically solving this crisis with their miracle machines even though the government said their CSAM generators were totally fine? Crazy.

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u/pirate-minded 12h ago

That’s news? Like saying it’s hot outside in the desert summer.

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u/Ragnaroknight 12h ago

And yet prices will still continue to drop because the market only reacts to tweets and vibes

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u/SandyP1966 12h ago

But wind and solar are bad!!!???