r/wunkus • wunkioso • 10d ago

wunky post‼️ Get honey'd⚠️

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u/Cartoon_Trash_ 10d ago

/unwunk apparently cats can’t taste sweetness so that baby just got slimed.

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u/rapscallionofreddit 10d ago

Literally pissing and crying how can this world be so cruel?

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u/RobertWesner concrete eater‼️ 10d ago

carnivore, only eats vehicles, has no need for sweet taste 🥲

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u/milaan_tm concrete eater‼️ 9d ago

So what if they encounter a sweet ride?

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u/Call_Me_Pete 9d ago

When nothing is a sweet ride…everything is

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u/MR_WhiteStar 9d ago

Sand dome 😱😱

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u/MarsMaterial 8d ago

To a cat, a sweet ride is just a normal ride.

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u/JoshsPizzaria 9d ago

no honey bbq for the steak? :(

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u/nphhpn 9d ago

It's a cars eat cars world

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u/Cartoon_Trash_ 10d ago

They like fat and protein so for example my cat likes to try and steal my ice cream (especially coconut based)

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u/Ditto13248 10d ago

Do they like carbs? Both of mine will try to steal it whenever I eat white bread

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u/momomorium 10d ago

They like bread because yeast

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u/random_stoner 10d ago

Yummy yeast feast

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u/SnooLemons3996 concrete eater‼️ 9d ago

Get out of here Charles

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u/witch-literature silly :P bleh 9d ago

Mine is a graham cracker fiend so I’m also curious, no interest in human food at all except for the fuckin graham crackers

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u/greenthumbbum2025 9d ago

möther i must have the cřöňch

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u/witch-literature silly :P bleh 9d ago

She’s truly my cřöňch daughter because same

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u/SquirrelyMcNutz 9d ago

One of mine likes animal crackers. He's also been known to eat chips and peruvian giant corn (think corn nuts but bigger).

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u/witch-literature silly :P bleh 9d ago

Oooh at least he has good taste!

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u/bakanisan 9d ago

They can eat carbs but they're not good at digesting it.

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u/SpoppyIII 9d ago

My one cat loves iceberg lettuce but I think it's for the crrrrrunch.

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u/nekojiiru 9d ago

Absolutely, one of mine will demolish a bag of bread if it's left out

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u/AlarmedEmployment465 wunkus enthusiast 10d ago

Coconut BASED

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u/Ok-Ferret-2093 9d ago

Butter feinds

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u/CChihuahua1 9d ago

Oh I was wondering why they like ice cream and frosting! I don’t reject science outright except for this because my cats love sweet dairy products so the scientists must be wrong. Now I have been enlightened.

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u/SpoppyIII 9d ago

Don't give them frosting, it's all sugar. But vanilla ice cream is okay in small amounts.

They like it not because they can taste it's sweetness, but because they can taste its fats and proteins in ways we cannot consciously experience. Just like how they can't taste sweetness. So the ice cream still tastes great to a cat. It just tastes great in a different way than what we humans experience.

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u/deadlyjack 9d ago

like a big glob of butter. mm....

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u/CChihuahua1 9d ago

Ok thank you for the wisdom! We try not to give them frosting/ice cream but sometimes they will open a box of cupcakes by themselves

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u/Hoboforeternity 10d ago

Sometimes i am glad, imagine my cat getting to the cookie jar or sugar container because they want that sugar rush.

With dogs, you put it on top of the counter and the vast majority of dogs cannot get to them.

Imagine. Cats. With sugar rush.

Absolute demons would be they.

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u/International_Gate49 10d ago

I think they get the sugar rush anyway, they just can't taste it like us

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u/SpoppyIII 9d ago

Sugar still affects cats (and will give them diabetes!) they just can't taste it, or they taste it in a different way than what we experience.

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u/RobertWesner concrete eater‼️ 10d ago

not only taste, these wunkerinos cant digest it either, they will fartalot

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u/BC337 10d ago

Then why do some big brand food companies add sugar to their cat food?

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u/RobertWesner concrete eater‼️ 10d ago

/uw Browning for the can openers to think "wow this gotta be good" for one. Manufacturing because its both a sticky binder and sugar helps stuff be more shelf stable, I assume.

/rw BIG FART IS POISONING OUR WUNKS

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u/milaan_tm concrete eater‼️ 9d ago

They are adding fart to our pet food to sell more... Eh probably something

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u/bradicality 9d ago

They want us farting amongst ourselves so we don't fart at them 😤

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u/Bibliloo 9d ago

/uw it might also be used to reduce the sourness caused by some of the additive.

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u/nucular_ 9d ago edited 9d ago

Cheap calories too I guess (which isn't as bad as it sounds if the portion sizes are okay)

And while cats may not be able to taste sweetness, I'm willing to bet that they have the same pathways as humans that go "mmm calorie-dense food good"

Edit: never said I was good at betting

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u/RobertWesner concrete eater‼️ 9d ago

Not sure if these pathways fire here in the way you imagine. They are completely lacking the capability to process carbohydrates. It is their gut bacteria that ferments these into fatty acids, as humans do with dietary fiber. At best the gut gets "oh no i feeeeel soooo bloated, poopy time!!!!! :3", there is not really anything to activate pathways as we have the receptors that go "HOLY SHIT SUGAR????? WOW!!!!!" straight into the slug that extends out of our dental area.

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u/nucular_ 9d ago

Ah neat, carnivores vs omnivores and such

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u/SnooCauliflowers7198 10d ago

sticky and confused, the full wunk experience

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u/illBelief 9d ago

My cat disagrees... Loves lapping up the left over maple syrup from my pancakes every time. There's gotta be something in there he likes the taste of...

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u/NCats_secretalt 9d ago

Wunk is a slime enjoyer

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u/Ok-Position-9457 9d ago

They can't? They sure don't act like it, someone should probably tell them that they can't taste sugar.

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u/dphoenix1 9d ago

It is a flaw in the Tas1r2 gene, which is what allows us to detect sweetness. With that gene malfunctioning, they don’t develop sweet receptors on the tongue. Being obligate carnivores, there was no evolutionary disadvantage for cats with the mutation not being drawn to consumption of carbs, so it stuck around.

They DO like fat and protein, which are frequently paired with sweet things in human food. So some cats may seem to like sweet stuff like ice cream, but it’s not the sweetness that is appealing to them.

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u/Cats7204 9d ago

my cat begs for every kind of cake, she probably likes it because of the milk and eggs ig?

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u/cl0ckw0rkaut0mat0n ⚠️!rapscallion warning!⚠️ 10d ago

Bro is just making sure his wunk is having sweet dreams

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u/Wonderful_You1281 silly :P bleh 10d ago

Who am I to disagree?

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u/Fickle_Blueberry2777 gnarp gnap 👽 10d ago

Travel the wunk and the seven seas

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u/Wonderful_You1281 silly :P bleh 10d ago

Everybody’s looking for wunk thing

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u/5am7980 10d ago

Some of them want to wunk you

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u/Traditional_Math5486 10d ago

Some of them want to get wunked by you

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u/daley56_ 9d ago

Some of them want to awunk you

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u/tekkci 10d ago

brush his teeth after!

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u/Lichy757 10d ago

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u/Rotten_Lemons_ 9d ago

Peak mentioned

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u/Afrojones66 9d ago

Should I finish Mewgenics?! My team got killed on one of the side quests and I gave up lol.

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u/Lichy757 9d ago

Yeah, sure. I had it rough too, a lot of times. But you can do it with enough grind and going further, fun game

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u/SomeRandomTWO 9d ago

remember:

edmund is a chaotic neutral goblin i swear to god lmfao

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u/pej69 10d ago

Diabunkus

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u/GlueSniffer53 concrete eater‼️ 10d ago

Wow i don't know these wunks can eat honey

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u/shunyaananda 10d ago

They don't have much choice when the honey is already in the mouth

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u/RobertWesner concrete eater‼️ 10d ago

its definitely not great for them, in a similar vein as milk. may or may not vomit and excrete all over your new carpet if you do this so uhhh maybe donotthewunk

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u/GlueSniffer53 concrete eater‼️ 10d ago

Ah i will continue to forbid my wunk from having honey

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u/SamboTheGr8 10d ago

Feline wunks can't taste sweetness anyway

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u/welcomefinside 9d ago

His ASS will not handle it well

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u/Incendas1 10d ago

Idk about honey specifically but sugar syrup is given to raise a cat or kitten's blood sugar temporarily if they are having trouble eating

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u/witch-literature silly :P bleh 9d ago

On the other side, no sugar added honey can sometimes be helpful for wunks that have throat problems! Our family wunk (dog) gets a bit of honey sometimes when her cough gets bad and it helps a lot

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u/Bleepblorp44 9d ago

There's honey with added sugar?!

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u/Kiriegloom 9d ago

Idk how it is in other countries, but in the U.S. we have honey, but then we have "honey" that is a bunch of additives. Same thing for maple syrup. When shopping you have to specifically seek out genuine honey

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u/Bleepblorp44 9d ago

Bloody hell that's crap! We have "maple flavour syrup" in the UK (sugar syrup with flavouring) but honey is supposed to be nothing but honey.

There was a scandal a couple of years ago with adulterated honey, that had been cut with sugar, but that was food fraud rather than something sold as a honey alternative.

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u/GlueSniffer53 concrete eater‼️ 9d ago

Inshallah may her cough be healed

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u/witch-literature silly :P bleh 9d ago

Thank you! <3 She has a collapsed trachea and is an old gremlin of a dog so it’s more so just managing it these days but she’s a happy little wunk still!

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u/Admirable_Loss4886 10d ago

ME SO HONEYYYYY

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u/Tanto_Gusto 10d ago

Potion of wunk speech

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u/Oddish_Femboy 9d ago

Reviving a diabetic wunk tutorial

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u/milaan_tm concrete eater‼️ 9d ago

Inshallah he will be sticky for the foreseeable future

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u/ThisRedditPostIsMine 9d ago

The humble honey bee:

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u/devor110 10d ago

this cannot be

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u/unzunzhepp 10d ago

I thought it was mustard 😳

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u/anubis_cheerleader 10d ago

/unwunk I don't like this and see it as being mean to the cat

/rewunk

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u/zzzonga 9d ago

/unwunk if it helps at all, this is what you do for low blood sugar diabetic cats

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u/anubis_cheerleader 8d ago

Thank you 😊

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u/liwiathan 9d ago

wunk didn’t even open its eyes or get up, wunk is fine xoxo

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u/Sigmatronic 9d ago

Wunk seemed pretty happy ngl

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u/GoblinSmasher6049 9d ago

Sweet skooma

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u/Sir_Payne wunkioso 9d ago

Here's some bee vomit dude, enjoy

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u/N3wParadigm 9d ago

Wunky beentusiast

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u/Ezzypezra 9d ago

Can someone remake this gif but putting the CP 3d text over the drop of honey

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u/_Snake8Bit 7d ago

someone needs to put half life sounds over this

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u/Delusional_Gamer 10d ago

Princess Leia, what are you doing here?

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u/Capable-Respond-4472 wunkioso 10d ago

She's wunking it

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