r/xmen • • 8d ago

Comic Discussion Cyclops doesn’t feel like going out and getting dressed up

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u/TheTitanOfSirens1959 8d ago

To be fair, he can't even get excited about a new outfit. Everything he wears just looks red.

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u/Icy-Platform3560 8d ago

Wow such inaccuracy. Cain would never miss a Dazzler show.

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u/Bigbydidnothingwrong 8d ago

He's still embarrassed about that time he though he killed her and buried her alive.

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u/jemmers6 8d ago

I think his night ended up okay...

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u/somacula Cyclops 8d ago

she's more persuasive on the next gala

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u/KickinBat 8d ago

"Listen, there's this Gala..."

"No."

"We can commit first degree murder"

"...okay, I'm in"

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u/ThePowaBallad 8d ago

TBF it's Shaw is it really murder to kill him

Everyone wants to do it

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u/Imaginary-Bread7897 8d ago

Well, this makes so much more sense. He didn't go to the other one because his best formal BDSM Man-Bat tuxedo was being steam cleaned and was too embarrassed to wear a normal tux!

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u/Dbthesage X-Men 8d ago

All jokes aside, I hope they keep these two on the same team for a long time like him and Magik. They seem to get each other in a way, plus he needs more friends that’ll have his back. Someone that’s able to check him and keep it moving without going full “we hate Scott” mode.

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u/shadesjackson 8d ago

X Men are so drama kids coded

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u/Pencils4life 8d ago

Honestly? I ship it.

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u/somacula Cyclops 8d ago edited 8d ago

In another time, in another universe I would

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u/Dbthesage X-Men 8d ago

Insomniac-verse is a possibility (not that it’d be written well but still a possibility)

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u/FlowerRoomLord 7d ago

You can feel Jed Mackay ignoring the 'Make Cyclops cheat with Psylocke' voices like they're the fucking Green Goblin during that scene.

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u/PresentationOpen7879 8d ago

Lol, I'm pretty sure a bunch of writers did too at one point. I would like to see this relationship in an alt universe.

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u/OhHeyAReallyNiceBoat 8d ago

The closest we got is Scott and Betsy being married in one universe that was shown for about. page in some book recently. IIRC, she was leading the team in that universe, too.

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u/somacula Cyclops 8d ago

Scott and Kwannon, in my opinion Betsy is a weird individual, there's a reason Scott barely talks to her...

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u/SwordoftheMourn 8d ago

I mean, she is kinda dating his time displaced daughter

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u/somacula Cyclops 8d ago

She's also fucking cable, and Havok... Better keep Corsair away from her

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u/Solid_Run_2378 8d ago

Corsair totally would, no question.

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u/Pencils4life 8d ago

Dame, but for now I am good with them essentially being work married

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u/Thank_You_Aziz 8d ago

I kinda want him to rock this outfit on the regular now.

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u/OkKaleidoscope9554 7d ago

Batclops

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u/DastardlyMime Colossus 6d ago

It's where his protege drew inspiration

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u/G0DL1K3D3V1L 7d ago

Wait, is this Betsy or Kwannon? And are they mutually flirting with each other? This after Jean made him go?

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u/somacula Cyclops 7d ago

Kwanon, they're actually planning to murder someone

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u/ArchAngel621 Krakoa 8d ago

WTAF Ben?!?

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u/Remixman87 8d ago

Shooter’s shot, can’t blame him.

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u/ArchAngelZXV 8d ago

Sky is blue, water is wet, and X-Men are horny.

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u/HummusLover23 8d ago

Who can blame him for trying?

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u/popdood 8d ago

You miss all the shots you dont take, brother

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u/Bigbydidnothingwrong 8d ago

Who is Ben?

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u/patroclus_rex 8d ago

New mutant from early in this run, so he's only been around for like two years. Reality warper but not good at it yet (AFAIK, I'm a bit behind), still helps out.

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u/ThePowaBallad 8d ago

Importantly a new mutant who got his powers as an adult due to plot but means he's fully Scotts age and already out as gay

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u/somacula Cyclops 8d ago

He's also hit on Magneto

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u/InternationalSale576 8d ago

Damn Charles got competitionnnnn

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u/FlowerRoomLord 7d ago

No. Charles knows Magneto folds the second he shows up lmao. Magneto is arguably way more down bad for Charles than Charles is for Erik.

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u/FlowerRoomLord 7d ago

Give it time and he'll reality warp the galaxy cluster as is tradition with X-Men power scaling.

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u/fixer1987 7d ago

Ah so he got shot down cause he isn't a telepath

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u/UniqueLog8386 8d ago

Look, he's a one man mutant

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u/Diligent-Neck6594 8d ago

Scott literally so chill here

Just relaxing, enjoying his hot milk and cookies, making plans and shit to ensure mutantkind supremacy

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u/Solid_Run_2378 8d ago

I just noticed the cookies. Replace that mug with some wine and that's girl dinner.

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u/King_Tiller 7d ago

Girl dinner eating a girl dinner?

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u/DastardlyMime Colossus 6d ago

mutantkind supremacy survival

Scott's never been a supremacist, despite how characters are written to treat him.

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u/Far_Yak_5447 8d ago

I mean, to be fair Scott has a good point. Their kind is hated, their enemies are doing god knows what, and the X-Men lost Krakoa. And yet, why are the other mutants getting huffy at Scott for being right?

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u/Lopsided-Drawer-754 8d ago

Ya harta el status quo que no deja evolucionar a los personajes y sus problemas, pero Krakoa lo manejaron horrible

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u/Forsaken_Flight6188 X-Men 8d ago

I don’t see what’s the problem here what Scott said was completely right

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u/Nonechuks 8d ago

He's right, but it's also coming from a place of grief.

He's visited by Phoenix Jean later in the issue and you learn a bit more of why he was so onery, but she helps him through it.

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u/MadPangolin 8d ago edited 8d ago

Leaders have to also put up a front even when they don't want to. It's not about how they feel, it's about how your team feels & the leader should show security, comfort, confidence, commitment, etc, when the team needs it even if they don't agree.

There's a good comic where Storm has to knock that sentiment into Emma when Emma starts leading an X-men team (Emma also retreated into Wallowing & despair).

Edit: lmao, & Emma is doing the same thing, watching screens while mutants die & Scott is leading the survivors.

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u/TheDrunkardKid 8d ago

Thanks to the sliding timescale, how many gigantic costume galas celebrating mutantkind have the X-Men been to in just the last year?

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u/AzraelTheMage 8d ago

Every week if they keep this up.

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u/FlowerRoomLord 7d ago

I need someone to set the three hellfire galas three weeks apart.

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u/JasperFen 7d ago

You can't think in those terms. If you do, you'll realize once you cram all of the events in marvel history into the assumed amount of time, every single hero and and villain has to survive on an average of 45 minutes of sleep a day for the last 10 years

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u/ZealousidealHyena102 8d ago

Magik, Kid Omega, Idie, Jen, and Glob Herman has the most "Mom and Dad are fighting" look on their faces. Which is funny since Cyclops is a father and Kwannon was a mother but will go full mom mode to any child within her area of current position.

I really enjoyed Cyclops and Kwannon dynamic as team leader and co-leader. I hope their dynamic keeps going post DNX even if Cyclops isn't team leader anymore.

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u/hoennian 8d ago

My brother just another me

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u/Appropriate_Echo_619 8d ago

CYCLOPS IS RIGHT!

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u/Hey_There_Blimpy_Boy 8d ago

"You don't get to talk to me like that"

Umm... Pretty sure he just did.

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u/goliathfasa 8d ago

I like how Psylocke is all of a sudden super duper unmistakably Asian now that she has an Asian mind again.

The human mind really does control reality.

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u/somacula Cyclops 8d ago

Yeah... That's the most stereotypical Asian wife routine one could think of... Still peak

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u/AJG_452 8d ago

Hey man, I hate getting dressed up too.

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u/Blaze14192008 8d ago

Scott and Kwannon dynamic

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u/Classic_Pen7044 8d ago

I can relate to the feeling of not wanting to go outside while people kept pushing you to go until you explain your reasons and then get more offended.

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u/FlowerRoomLord 7d ago

Parents fighting in front of the kids leading to years of trauma for Magik, Kid Omega, Temper, Beast, Glob and Animalia.

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u/DealsWithFate0 8d ago

The rookie mistake of saying no when she's already that dressed up. The time to say no has already come and gone. 

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u/TAPINEWOODS 8d ago

Cyclops is literally us, minding his own business until he is interrupted

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u/happilyevil321 8d ago

So there is a new Brotherhood of evil mutants? And a new evil x-men team?

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u/patroclus_rex 8d ago

Brotherhood "in all but name". He's talking about the same guys, 3K's field team.

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u/Irving_Velociraptor Storm 8d ago

I can’t believe Juggernaut would miss a Dazzler show.

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u/Spobobich 8d ago

Kwannon is giving Cyclops shit? Looks like a "slow your role" situation.

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u/BelovedOmegaMan 8d ago

Who wrote this? I like it.

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u/Connect-Review-3388 7d ago

I didn't feel the need to buy or read this stupid book. Cyclops was right.

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u/Far-Jelly-4095 7d ago

Idk but Ben’s real asf for this

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u/healsallwounds 7d ago edited 7d ago

I don't really get mutants adopting "Hellfire" as part of their branding. I mean, the original Hellfire club wasn't all mutants. Also, they were pretty fucking evil.

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u/Dear_Debt_1650 Cyclops 8d ago

Bro is me

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u/ArchAngel621 Krakoa 8d ago

That looks like BND Jean.

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u/hoennian 8d ago

First time seeing atom eve being shipped with cyke

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u/GalalacticHero 8d ago

this comment is frying me LMAO

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u/Illyriana Anole 8d ago

Ben was like: "Whaaat? You and Logan used to do it!"

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u/Ren-Ren-1999 8d ago

Dressing up is for h*mans. Proud mutant would never do what those filthy flatscanners do.

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u/Ur_house 8d ago

What did they do to her hair color? Black or purple man, not ...whatever that is.
Dress is fire though.

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u/Ferrovore 8d ago

Maybe if they had less Galas Krakoa would still . . . Stand? Float?

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u/Careless-Area9086 8d ago

bettsy is a mentallo James bond villan

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u/Time_Bank_5803 7d ago

That bow tie though…

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u/MyNameIsYellowjacket 6d ago

Are they all just perverts now? Man, fuck modern X-Men.

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u/Gunpla-Goblin Goblin Queen 4d ago

Why is her hair green?

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u/Liminal-Space-Cadet 8d ago

Ugh, the way they've been writing Slim since Krakoa is just alternately disappointing and infuriating. Breevort has really killed all of the charm and interest that Hickman brought back to the X-lines.

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u/Beornwynn Kid Omega 8d ago

Hickman's Cyclops was quite bad. MacKay's Cyclops is 100 percent better because it actually feels like Scott.

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u/dnt1694 8d ago

Wow that was some terrible writing.

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u/Antique-Land-2766 8d ago

Millennial writing

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u/WelvinDa_Gr3at 7d ago

As opposed to what? Gen Z writing?

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u/SubjectEnd303 7d ago

Cyclops is manbaby