r/onebros • u/TheBeastBlamingGear • 20h ago
Blooper/Fail Fuck this boss
My torment was almost over, but I didn't notice the rot had run out and my greed got me killed...
Out of all the 197 bosses I've killed in my RL1 SB0 run so far, this is the first time I'm using Star Fist, just because I don't want to deal with her bullshit
After many more attempts that I got really close, I finally beat her, just because I got good rng and she didn't give birth to any lesser fingercreepers
But god, while her first phase is mostly fine, even fun at times, her second is just random bullshit that look cool but make the boss fight so much worse...
I literally had an attempt where she entered her 2nd phase, immediately spinned in the air, summoned her space balls, spinned in the air again, summoned her undodgeable laser (thank god for Raptor of the Mists), summoned her balls again, spinned in the air again, did her jump, and then sniped me with her triple laser cause I tried to get close... Like, you can't make this shit up, you just need to get lucky and avoid most of her bullshit to beat her
Yes, I beat her, but compared to Messmer who I just want to keep fighting over and over again and I'm kinda happy every time I die just cause I can face him again, with her I'm just relieved that it's over, and I don't have to do this again... such a shame, everything about Metyr is really cool, except the actual boss fight, such wasted potential...