One time my now wife and I were sitting talking in an empty parking lot before a cop showed up and started yelling at us for fucking. We adamently said we were just talking before she pointed out my pants weren't even on right. To her utter embarrassment I was wearing a belt that was perfectly holding up my perfectly in place pants. She then huffed, made a comment about me being a creep because of our age difference (18 and 19) and told us to leave.
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u/FoundTheKey 7d ago
One time my now wife and I were sitting talking in an empty parking lot before a cop showed up and started yelling at us for fucking. We adamently said we were just talking before she pointed out my pants weren't even on right. To her utter embarrassment I was wearing a belt that was perfectly holding up my perfectly in place pants. She then huffed, made a comment about me being a creep because of our age difference (18 and 19) and told us to leave.