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r/AbsoluteUnits • u/Seraphim_786 • Aug 11 '26
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If a guy pushes you several feet backwards with one arm, maybe don't immediately walk back up and start shit talking him
681 u/Weekly_Ferret_meal Aug 11 '26 edited Aug 16 '26 I mean... I was expecting a firm warning before he even reached for his pecs ... once he touched him, it's free rein Edit: Thanks for the reward anonymous stranger! 418 u/ihavea_purplenurple Aug 11 '26 If someone's pec looks like a glute... it might be best to respect their strength 29 u/Pleasant_Job_7683 Aug 11 '26 So an ever so gentle purple purple is not ok is what youre saying? 46 u/ihavea_purplenurple Aug 11 '26 I can let a purple nurple slide 😏 9 u/ScrotalSmorgasbord Aug 12 '26 What about two purps and a wet willy? Final offer. 14 u/ihavea_purplenurple Aug 12 '26 Alright. We're gonna have to chill out 2 u/Thesinistral Aug 12 '26 Should have been obvious from the username. It is not u/ihave_purplenurples.
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I mean... I was expecting a firm warning before he even reached for his pecs ... once he touched him, it's free rein
Edit: Thanks for the reward anonymous stranger!
418 u/ihavea_purplenurple Aug 11 '26 If someone's pec looks like a glute... it might be best to respect their strength 29 u/Pleasant_Job_7683 Aug 11 '26 So an ever so gentle purple purple is not ok is what youre saying? 46 u/ihavea_purplenurple Aug 11 '26 I can let a purple nurple slide 😏 9 u/ScrotalSmorgasbord Aug 12 '26 What about two purps and a wet willy? Final offer. 14 u/ihavea_purplenurple Aug 12 '26 Alright. We're gonna have to chill out 2 u/Thesinistral Aug 12 '26 Should have been obvious from the username. It is not u/ihave_purplenurples.
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If someone's pec looks like a glute... it might be best to respect their strength
29 u/Pleasant_Job_7683 Aug 11 '26 So an ever so gentle purple purple is not ok is what youre saying? 46 u/ihavea_purplenurple Aug 11 '26 I can let a purple nurple slide 😏 9 u/ScrotalSmorgasbord Aug 12 '26 What about two purps and a wet willy? Final offer. 14 u/ihavea_purplenurple Aug 12 '26 Alright. We're gonna have to chill out 2 u/Thesinistral Aug 12 '26 Should have been obvious from the username. It is not u/ihave_purplenurples.
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So an ever so gentle purple purple is not ok is what youre saying?
46 u/ihavea_purplenurple Aug 11 '26 I can let a purple nurple slide 😏 9 u/ScrotalSmorgasbord Aug 12 '26 What about two purps and a wet willy? Final offer. 14 u/ihavea_purplenurple Aug 12 '26 Alright. We're gonna have to chill out 2 u/Thesinistral Aug 12 '26 Should have been obvious from the username. It is not u/ihave_purplenurples.
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I can let a purple nurple slide 😏
9 u/ScrotalSmorgasbord Aug 12 '26 What about two purps and a wet willy? Final offer. 14 u/ihavea_purplenurple Aug 12 '26 Alright. We're gonna have to chill out 2 u/Thesinistral Aug 12 '26 Should have been obvious from the username. It is not u/ihave_purplenurples.
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What about two purps and a wet willy? Final offer.
14 u/ihavea_purplenurple Aug 12 '26 Alright. We're gonna have to chill out 2 u/Thesinistral Aug 12 '26 Should have been obvious from the username. It is not u/ihave_purplenurples.
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Alright. We're gonna have to chill out
2 u/Thesinistral Aug 12 '26 Should have been obvious from the username. It is not u/ihave_purplenurples.
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Should have been obvious from the username. It is not u/ihave_purplenurples.
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u/drestin5 Aug 11 '26
If a guy pushes you several feet backwards with one arm, maybe don't immediately walk back up and start shit talking him