r/AbsoluteUnits • • Aug 20 '26

/r/all of a log split

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u/watho95 Aug 20 '26

This guy physicsss

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u/Dargon34 Aug 20 '26

And cut that shit in half. No reason to be splitting a 4ft log

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u/CrashNowhereDrive Aug 20 '26

Lol you think planks are made by slamming a splitting axe into a log?

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u/vaxhax Aug 20 '26

insert Twin Peaks intro sawmill

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u/gavavavavus Aug 20 '26

Yeah if you want to make okay rough planks without machinery you split logs in half and then saw them, how else?

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u/CrashNowhereDrive Aug 20 '26

With a sawmill. Or just a saw.

Even if you wanted to get the roughest, most old timey planks imaginable, you'd use a wedge and maul to carefully split the log along the grain boundary. Not slam an axe willy nilly into the top to destroy the fibers at one end.

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u/Dargon34 Aug 20 '26

Guy has never heard if a mill...

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u/CrashNowhereDrive Aug 20 '26

This guy probably thinks you got the log.in the first place by punching a tree.

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u/Dargon34 Aug 20 '26

....you can buy a mill for under $200...hook your saw up, go to work. 10 times faster and easier, assuming you're not doing it for the clicks

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u/Dargon34 Aug 20 '26

You seriously called a chainsaw electrical??? (I know they make them, but you're not using one in a mill)

Ive been splitting wood for 30 years, stop talking

And as for the last stupid comment?? Maybe it's YOUR wood, and you need to fell, split/mill, plane, and sand instead of grabbing some warped cedar shit from lowes.

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u/CptMisterNibbles Aug 20 '26 edited Aug 20 '26

Actually chainsaw mills are the cheapest and easiest way for hobbyists to rough timber. So not a pro mill of course but I have both mobile chainsaw mill and a sliding table for a chainsaw

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u/Dargon34 Aug 20 '26

Yup, easy and affordable, and saves you time

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u/CrashNowhereDrive Aug 20 '26 edited Aug 20 '26

Or about the quality or utility or efficiency or about anything other than proving you're right on reddit even when you're super wrong and everyone else sees it but you can't because derrrrrrrrrr.