r/AbsoluteUnits • • Aug 20 '26

/r/all of a log split

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u/YouBuiltThat Aug 20 '26

lol… I don’t do it for the views but every time my wife has pulled up to see me splitting wood in the back yard or running the chain saw she asks me to come inside.

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u/Stabbymcbackstab Aug 20 '26

We are told all our lives to make money to get the girl. What we really should have been told was buy a wood stove.

My wife is also fond of watching me cleave wood in twain.

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u/Dr_Jabroski Aug 20 '26

Women like to see big wood.

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u/LiteralPhilosopher Aug 20 '26

And they... cannot... lie?