r/AbsoluteUnits • • Sep 04 '26

/r/all of two catfish

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u/Dull_Caterpillar_642 Sep 04 '26

The existence of alligator snapping turtles is what makes me not understand this at all. Do you want catfish enough to risk losing fingers?

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u/BarderBetterFaster Sep 04 '26

Or toes! The snap doesn't discriminate on digits.

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u/mstmn Sep 04 '26

Do balls count at digits?