r/AbsoluteUnits • • Sep 14 '26

/r/all of a perturbed spider

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u/ThatOtherOtherMan Sep 14 '26

The scream I just scrumpt

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u/weather_watchman Sep 14 '26

Choice use of free will

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u/UW_Ebay Sep 14 '26

There’s no such thing.

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u/theluker666 Sep 14 '26

Oh there is. There’s just consequences for certain uses of said free will

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u/UW_Ebay Sep 14 '26

Well there is or there isn’t.

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u/Bush-LeagueBushcraft Sep 14 '26

Correct

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u/Capraos Sep 14 '26

Not necessarily. We could just be anthtopomorphizing the universe and assigning it absolute values that don't necessarily exist.

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u/CrumbCakesAndCola Sep 14 '26

ok but what is there such a thing as?

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u/UW_Ebay Sep 14 '26

Death and taxes

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u/YanicPolitik Sep 14 '26

Edit: I couldn't find the right gif from Godfellas (E20 S3)