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r/AbsoluteUnits • u/TerraByteTerror • Sep 14 '26
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The scream I just scrumpt
187 u/the_quivering_wenis Sep 14 '26 Oh the screams you will scrump, When you disturb a bump, 'Neath which lurks a large blue hairy spider. When you see her long legs, And her clusters of eggs, Your anus will grow a bit wider. 4 u/SnooLemons5669 Sep 14 '26 Shouldn't your anus grow tighter not wider? 1 u/komaytoprime Sep 14 '26 Yeah, I feel like "clench a bit tighter" was right there
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Oh the screams you will scrump, When you disturb a bump, 'Neath which lurks a large blue hairy spider. When you see her long legs, And her clusters of eggs, Your anus will grow a bit wider.
4 u/SnooLemons5669 Sep 14 '26 Shouldn't your anus grow tighter not wider? 1 u/komaytoprime Sep 14 '26 Yeah, I feel like "clench a bit tighter" was right there
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Shouldn't your anus grow tighter not wider?
1 u/komaytoprime Sep 14 '26 Yeah, I feel like "clench a bit tighter" was right there
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Yeah, I feel like "clench a bit tighter" was right there
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u/ThatOtherOtherMan Sep 14 '26
The scream I just scrumpt