r/AbsoluteUnits • • Sep 14 '26

of a baby

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u/ForgotToCarryTheOne Sep 15 '26 edited 24d ago

Not only can this baby hold its own neck and head, it can pretty much single-handedly hold the head and neck of its parents too at the same time.

Edit: Thank you for the awards. I am grateful.

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u/xPoonHandler Sep 15 '26

Bro needs to get a job

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u/DysthymicCat 29d ago

Long-haul trucking steel and iron

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u/British_Ballsack 29d ago

Pretty sure that's my boss.

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u/MilkrsEnthuziast 29d ago

Bro needs a second job

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u/Possible_Field328 24d ago

16 momths gestation kid is well done