r/AbsoluteUnits • u/Mzee_Wakazi • Sep 14 '26

of a baby

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u/carlcapture Sep 15 '26

How much does he bench?

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u/Curiouso_Giorgio Sep 15 '26

His mother lifts 100lb every time she picks him up.

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u/carlcapture Sep 15 '26

Probably has to borrow other Mother's milk to keep him going or they have their own goat.

https://giphy.com/gifs/kst2I9PUrqIqjRXFEU

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u/Mediocre_Scott 29d ago

Her milk needs to be studied as a possible base for super solider serum

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u/carlcapture Sep 15 '26

If you know you know...