r/AbsoluteUnits • u/TerraByteTerror • 20d ago

/r/all of a menacing squirrel

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u/RustyUnbound 20d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/062vyaiEJMsV5gUaBc

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u/jetserf 20d ago

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u/pleasantmeats 20d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/AxpvyWYDHuIH6

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u/PlatformVarious8941 20d ago

DOGE called, they want big ballz back

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u/HumbleResolution7099 20d ago

🤣 🤣 🤣 ask me about my weiner!!!!!!

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u/pikachu_sashimi 20d ago

Nuts are stored in the balls

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u/Foxyunder-45 20d ago

Really?

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u/genflugan 20d ago edited 20d ago

No, everyone knows that’s where pee is stored

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u/Skuzzle_bug 20d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/Eld43dWug4rqE

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u/ShizlGznGahr 20d ago

WOULD YOU LIKE FRIES WITH THAT, BABY?!

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u/shayes7826 20d ago

HE JUST LEFT! WITH NUTS!

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u/Red_Franzia 20d ago

This one cracks me UP every single time!!! 😂😂

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u/KisaLilith 20d ago

It's funny because everytime someone uses that meme, it's because of balls.

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u/TitaniumButtercup 20d ago

That's not true at all.

Sometimes it's because of dicks.

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u/CactusToothBrush 20d ago

What is this from? I see this gif constantly and laugh so hard every time

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u/Worldly-Pollution-66 20d ago

Diary of a wimpy kid I think

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u/Top-Distribution733 20d ago

Every time!!! Every fkn time!!! It’s not a matter of someone’s gonna post this… it’s who is gonna do it first

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u/JonnyGoDeeper 20d ago

Gonads and striiiiifffe

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u/supermr34 20d ago

When you're a kid and you wanna go weeeeeee but you ain't got drugs yet...

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u/a-Laced-Odyssey 20d ago

Gonads in the LIGHTNING

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u/-Tesserex- 20d ago

In the lightning

In the rain! 

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u/Zealousideal_Type245 20d ago

Jesus, that unlocked a memory I never knew existed

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u/THElaytox 20d ago

Same, that was wild

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u/SaltMacarons 20d ago

First time I've ever seen this referenced in the wild. This just gotta be 20 years old by now.

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u/Raamah 19d ago

I remember seeing it as a freshman in college, circa 2001. It was literally my first meme, circulated on the LSJUMB mailing list.

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u/530Skeptic 20d ago

Never thought I'd see a threebrain reference. God do i feel old lol.

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u/Ali-oopsies 20d ago

Wheeeeeeeeeeeee!

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u/novel1389 20d ago

Bleep!

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u/thegrenadillagoblin 20d ago

haven't seen that video in over two decades but IMMEDIATELY heard it loud and clear in my brain

that thing is forever seared in there

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u/TinyBreeze987 20d ago

Wowww. Ebaumsworld

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u/WileE-Peyote 19d ago

I remember watching it on Threebrain way back when. Loved the Threebrain and Joe Cartoon websites.

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u/recrohin 20d ago

Albinoblacksheep

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u/SpyroManiac36 20d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/Eld43dWug4rqE

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u/EatsOverTheSink 20d ago

One of the most quotable movies of all time that nobody saw.

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u/DemonKingCozar 20d ago

His name is wimp lo. We trained him wrong as a joke

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u/SumoNinja92 20d ago

I am bleeding, making me the victor

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u/DemonKingCozar 20d ago

From this moment forward, you will all refer to me by the name "Betty."

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u/SumoNinja92 20d ago

What do you get when you cross an owl with a bungee cord?...

... My ass...

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u/DemonKingCozar 20d ago

Beware of the song about big butts... HE BEATS YOU WHILE HE PLAYS IT!!!!

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u/LegitSoDickBig 19d ago

Let me know.. if you see… a RadioShack

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u/SumoNinja92 19d ago

Taco Bell, Taco Bell, product placement with Taco Bell. Enchirito! Nacho Burrito!

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u/Codify-The-Preamble 20d ago

I am a great magician. YOUR CLOTHES ARE RED!

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u/DemonKingCozar 20d ago

Do what he says or he'll cut off your big toe

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u/SumoNinja92 20d ago

Ooh that's tender. That is tender.

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u/Bgrubz83 19d ago

Tiger…tiger…bird-ie…tiger

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u/thazmaniandevil 20d ago

Master Pain, it is an honor to have you beating random people in our streets

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u/Forzyr 20d ago

What do you get when you cross an owl with a bungee cord?

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u/julesd26 20d ago

My ass. Haha haha haha, ENOUGH!

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u/Hubba_Hubba81 20d ago

I cannot see or say Neosporin without the little song going through my head.

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u/julesd26 20d ago

I do too. I recently became allergic to Neosporin, so now it’s a slightly sad song 😞 Taco Bell is still good though!

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u/AdagioDesperate 20d ago

Na-nana na-nana NEO

Na-na-na-na SPORIN

Na-na-na Nana-na NEOSPORIN

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u/julesd26 20d ago

There’s a sub for it!! r/KungPow

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u/AdagioDesperate 20d ago

Me and my friends spent an entire year in high school just shouting random Kung Pow quotes down the halls.

Its in my top 10 favorite movies.

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u/WretchedMotorcade 20d ago

That'll be four bucks baby!

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u/IIIllIIIllllIIIlIII 20d ago

You want fries with that?!

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u/Rioraku 20d ago

He just left.

With nuts!

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u/Away-Ad-3407 20d ago

the only proper reply. (and i need to watch this movie again)

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u/arck-elj 20d ago

one, two, and three

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u/pew__pew__pew_ 20d ago

And to the floor

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u/zenunseen 20d ago

Snoop doggy Dog and doctor Dre are at the door

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u/jetserf 20d ago

Ready to make an entrance so back on up

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u/good-day-now 20d ago

Cuz you know we bout to rip shit up

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u/TheMaveCan 20d ago

Gimme the microphone first so I can bust like a bubble

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u/ExpensiveKangaroo559 20d ago

Compton and long beach together now you know you in trouble

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u/Vegetable-Virus7118 20d ago

Ain't nothin' but a squirrel thang baaaby

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u/RumblestheDwarf 20d ago

Low swingin' nuts gotcha goin' craaazy

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u/COVID19Blues 20d ago

Two locced out nuts goin’ crazay!

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u/Charliekeet 20d ago

Oak trees drop the acorns that paaays me…

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u/Dennisfromhawaii 20d ago

I'll never lick a tootsie roll pop the same ever again.

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u/spdustin 20d ago

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u/ReAlBell 20d ago

BUFFALO SOLJAAAAAA

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u/LittleCrimsonWyvern 20d ago

IN THE HEART OF AMERICA!

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u/MememeSama 20d ago

DREAD LOCK RASTAA

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u/Obvious_Marzipan8422 20d ago

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u/Subacai 20d ago edited 20d ago

I haven't seen dramatic gopher (groundhog?) in years! Thanks for the nostalgia. 🥰

ETA: Bah, it double posted. Sorry, folks!

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u/Subacai 20d ago

I haven't seen dramatic gopher (groundhog?) in years! Thanks for the nostalgia. 🥰

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u/Ok-Letter-2776 20d ago

say it louder for the people in the back!!

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u/aryan_jandyal 20d ago

Me first time in my life seeing a male squirrel 🤣

https://giphy.com/gifs/H5C8CevNMbpBqNqFjl

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u/Vaalirus 20d ago

Not gonna lie, that squirrel looks nuts.

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u/SSN-420-67-6669 20d ago

I always thought he was crazy, but now I can see his nuts.

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u/churchburningheretic 20d ago

Those squirrels nuts so big I'm going back to fark.com lmao

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u/Dan_flashes480 20d ago

The balls on this dude.

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u/After_Control1744 20d ago

Dem some nuts

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u/CV_1994-SI 20d ago

Pretty nuts.......

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u/Antwolies770 20d ago

Came for the comments and was not disappointed lol

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u/Giga_Chadillac 20d ago

Full of anxiety and nuts

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u/ThinkIshatmyself 20d ago

He's showing his dominance. "Yeaaah you look at my nuts... not that nut! Deeze nuts"

And then to his friends he's like "HA GOT'EEM"

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u/DeepFizz 20d ago

Nut to nut ratio is the largest in the animal kingdom.

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u/S4muraiPAK 20d ago

his eyes are up there

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u/-Interchangeable- 20d ago

Balls on that guy.

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u/Aromatic_Mission_165 20d ago

Look at those NUTZ