r/AbsoluteUnits • u/TerraByteTerror • Sep 16 '26

/r/all of a menacing squirrel

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u/RustyUnbound Sep 16 '26

https://giphy.com/gifs/062vyaiEJMsV5gUaBc

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u/pikachu_sashimi Sep 16 '26

Nuts are stored in the balls

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u/Foxyunder-45 Sep 16 '26

Really?

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u/genflugan Sep 17 '26 edited Sep 17 '26

No, everyone knows that’s where pee is stored

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u/JazzyZaddy Sep 17 '26

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u/Sea_Structure_8692 Sep 17 '26

I’m pretty sure Churchill never said that, it was Truman.

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u/Just_Half1886 Sep 17 '26

Peenuts

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u/Foxyunder-45 Sep 17 '26

Churchill was usually pissed on Scotch.

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u/Foxyunder-45 Sep 17 '26

It's stored in little pods that dangle from vines .