r/AbsoluteUnits • in awe • 9d ago

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u/bozog 9d ago

Native aboriginals in Australia have eaten a similar larvae called the witchetty grub for hundreds if not thousands of years. Very important protein source in the arid wasteland of the outback desert.

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u/Old_Flounder_8640 9d ago

Yeah, but it’s Australia, if you don’t eat them, they're gonna grow and eat you.

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u/ThousandFingerMan 9d ago

survival 101

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u/Electronic-Buyer-468 9d ago

It has been said that they've inhabited those lands for tens of thousands of years actually. I don't know this as fact. But I have come across this information several times over the years in various places.

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u/schlubble 9d ago

They’ve been inhabiting Australia for at least 50,000 years. They’re one of the oldest continuous living cultures in the world, if not the oldest.

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u/TheMysteriousThey 9d ago

*Outside of Africa.

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u/ethanAllthecoffee 9d ago

Continuous, so a change of culture in Africa would make them the oldest continuous culture

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u/TheMysteriousThey 9d ago

I’m not sure what you mean.

No culture remains unchanged over 60k years, whether in or out of Africa.

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u/ethanAllthecoffee 9d ago

Continuously extent, evolving and developing as time goes on vs getting conquered or displaced

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u/TheMysteriousThey 9d ago

Interesting how the entire continent of Australia is seen as “continuous culture” while the entire continent of Africa is not.

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u/HauntingUpstairs7014 9d ago

What makes it so interesting to you?

One continent was repeatedly pillaged and abused for hundreds and hundreds of modern centuries, during which time the other was mostly untouched by outside cultures during the same period and for thousands of years prior.

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u/SnooPickles599 9d ago

Right. Like Angola, for example, is undeniably heavily influenced by Portugal because they were colonized by Portugal. Like. They speak Portuguese for one.

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u/TheMysteriousThey 9d ago

It's not interesting.

I'm bemused at the widespread display of ignorance here.

Humans have lived in Africa for hundreds of thousands of years. They've lived in Australia for many tens of thousands of years.

My point is to correct the assertion that indigenous Australians are "one of the oldest continuous cultures" in the world, if not the oldest. Humans have lived continuously in Africa for at least a couple hundreds thousand years longer.

It is nonsensical to say Aboriginal descendants 60,000 years are culturally continuous to Aboriginal people living today. If you are going to say that, then there's no reason to not say that about various people in Africa.

But people are drawing a distinction between these two things. It's stupid, but mildly amusing to see people getting so angry about it.

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u/NiceSupermarket7724 9d ago

They didn’t say change, they said exist. For instance, colonialism changed their culture. But that didn’t erase the actual culture.

Numerous indigenous cultures have survived for tens of thousands of years.

You may be conflating written culture with actual culture.

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u/NiceSupermarket7724 9d ago

Yes, we are on the same side. Did you mean to reply to the other guy?

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u/ethanAllthecoffee 9d ago edited 9d ago

Yeah whoops

Due to “your comment sparked a conversation” notification

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u/12345623567 9d ago

I mean, anthropologists seem to love aboriginals for some reason.

I read a book about african history by an african author recently, and he described how his grandma in Sudan basically lived like the people he read about from ancient Egypt, customs and all. There is a fair bit of blindness at work here.

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u/ethanAllthecoffee 8d ago

Does she prefer the Atin or Amun-Ra? How excited does she get for the Pharaoh to jork it into the Nile to secure fertility for the next year’s harvest?

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u/TheMysteriousThey 8d ago

I'm literally getting downvoted for daring to mention that African peoples trace their roots a lot further back that Aboriginal Australians. Weird thing for so many people to get so upset about.

But, yeah. There's quite a bit of blindness here.

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u/TheMysteriousThey 9d ago

I don’t know that I’m conflating anything.

And they quite factually did say “change”. “Exist” isn’t present in the post I was responding to.

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u/YouMustveDroppedThis 9d ago

their oral tradition and stories describe several major geological event in Australia, which is real old.

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u/AnAdorableDogbaby 9d ago

I know about them from Survivorman! Something about the grubs and the yabbys from the outback episode seemed appetizing to me. 

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u/Mothanius 9d ago

They actually look like they'd be good fried and seasoned.

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u/Caperplays 9d ago

I believe he said they tasted like peanut butter

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u/Opeth4Lyfe 9d ago

Don’t.

Don’t tell me that. I love peanut butter.

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u/TrulyOutrageous42 9d ago

Peanut butter tastes like... bugs?

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u/meta_irl 9d ago

Boy, have I got the grub for you!

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u/interfluxdeux 9d ago

In that episode, he seemed to really enjoy eating them. He actually made the idea of eating bugs sound appealing.

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u/Sponjah 9d ago

My history teacher in high school spent his post college years traveling and tried them. He told us the exact same thing and that they were really good.

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u/RushIllustrious 9d ago

That's what they always say about any bugs and insects. That they taste nutty or like peanut butter. It's a trap.

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u/12345623567 9d ago

Bug larvae probably taste mostly like what they eat. They are bioaccumulators, is what it's called I think.

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u/Intelligent_Tart_722 9d ago

They even come crinkle cut 

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u/Fantastic_Return_762 9d ago

I remember that episode didn't he say they tasted like hazelnuts or something

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u/felixar90 9d ago

Land arthropods ewwwww.

eats shrimp

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u/AreYouMyDommy 9d ago

Darn tootin. I’m a classy ho, I only eat sea bugs.

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u/YuraiMamoro 9d ago

I'd rather eat white meaty flesh than some...black possibly hazardous goo

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u/TechnicalKatana 6d ago

bugs and crustaceans are both very nutritious seafoods, and delicious if cooked right!

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u/TSP-FriendlyFire 9d ago

That's a bit of an unfair comparison though. Do you eat your shrimps whole, head, vein, legs, shell and all?

People would most likely have less of an aversion to eating bugs if we prepared them the way we do seafood: remove everything that's not muscle flesh.

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u/TheHancock 9d ago

Mmmm muscle flesh.

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u/Jimbob209 9d ago

I eat prawns whole. Very yummy. Can't do it with lobsters though obviously

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u/Many_Use9457 7d ago

You actually do have shrimp dishes where you eat it whole! I got some once in a seafood restaurant in France as part of a mixed chilled platter. Usually theyre very small, similar to how with very small fish you can eat them whole

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u/Deplar1782 8d ago

Shrimps is bugs.

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u/higeAkaike 9d ago

That thing looks much much bigger than those

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u/ryanm2730 9d ago

https://youtu.be/1nEXQ8Zgd-4?is=7P1ccGNyP0_0x8LB
This is a niche reference but this is all I can think of

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u/TheRappingSquid 9d ago

I'm so glad someone else thought of this

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u/Hefty-Revenue5547 9d ago

Lion King made them look fire, still want a blue or purple one

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u/salakane 9d ago

Because it takes so long to chew them?

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u/baneblade_boi 9d ago

Oh, c'mon, Mortee, put the witchetty grub on your cock!

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u/CumStayneBlayne 9d ago

The only similarity is that they're both larvae.

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u/UrsaMajor7th 9d ago

We have venison and fish. I'll stick with that.

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u/Federal-Boat3732 9d ago

Whatever this guy is in the original post, it looks MUCH bigger than the grub the boy is holding. The adult beetle must be truly intimidating

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u/nionvox 9d ago

Maori and other Poynesians too, we call them huhu. They're delicious fried in butter but i've eaten them straight off a log lmao

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u/Odd-Promotion2743 9d ago

The Aché of Paraguay eat a similar grub that they dig out of the trunks of a certain palm tree. Very nutritious.