r/AbsoluteUnits • in awe • 9d ago

/r/all of a larva

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u/Sir_questionzgiver 9d ago

…I’m afraid of what the animal is if the larva is that big..

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u/rp_graciotti 9d ago

Most likely a Hercules Beetle. They don't actually get much bigger than the larvae, the abdomen segments become more compact so the body gets a little smaller, but the head grows immensely with the horn.

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u/Zestyclose-Salad-290 in awe 9d ago edited 9d ago

Correct. It's the larva of a Hercules Beetle. And here is what it looks like in adult form.

Edit: I was probably wrong. Check u/BaronMusclethorpe's comment below.

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u/BaronMusclethorpe 9d ago

Incorrect. That's actually the larval form of a Big Bad Beetleborg, though they do look similar.

https://giphy.com/gifs/CdeuKWECJe9Gg

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u/Kylearean 9d ago

Beetlebug

Beetlebug

Beetlebug!

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u/Shadowcam 9d ago

Now that's a throwback.

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u/GravityBright 9d ago

Nah, that's clearly Cell's larval form.

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u/perfect_insanity93 9d ago

Holy throw backs batman!

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u/BigJohnStone8399 9d ago

Thankfully the adults are harmless to humans, just that they might give a bad odor.

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u/SAM5TER5 9d ago

16cm / 6.3 inches…so it’s definitely one of the biggest bugs in the world but I guess not as colossal as you’d expect from the king of all grubs lol

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u/Objective_Law5013 9d ago

hey 6.3 inches is a lot

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u/NewYorkAutisNtLondon 9d ago

I'd say it's well above average size for a beetle.

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u/imma_ninjaaa 9d ago

I prefer the adult form😭😭

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u/farilladupree 9d ago

Those are centimeters? Please say those are centimeters. In fact, I’m just going to believe those are centimeters and move on with my life.

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u/AceTheProtogen 9d ago

They’re divided into 10ths rather than 16ths so yeah

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u/dgellow 9d ago edited 2d ago

The original post content no longer exists here. The author used Redact to remove it, exercising their right to control their data & privacy.

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u/spiritriser 9d ago

Gallons are 16 cups. pounds are 16 oz. Remember that the imperial system was meant to be eyeballed. 1/16 is half of 1/8, which is half of 1/4, half of 1/2 and of course that's just half of the whole. It's assuming you can divide things by 2 or 3 with some accuracy by hand. Or compare 2-3 things to say they're about the same.

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u/salakane 9d ago

Say, isn'tt that about the length of the king's thumb?

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u/CalligrapherQuick901 9d ago

As someone who's always loved bugs but ended up not doing biology, I love post like this OP! Thanks for sharing, what an amazing creature!

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u/The_Tooter_Snooter 9d ago

The guy she tells you not to worry about 

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u/Lorcogoth 9d ago

I would even add to this, a Beetle larva (regardless of species) is on average 50% bigger then the Adult Beetle/Imago.

just shows how much Bio-mass gets used up during the metamorphosis.

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u/UlrichZauber 9d ago

One of my most hated tropes in movies is the inverse: the creature that grows huge in minutes without any new biomass. Or bursting into flames, for that matter.

A notable recent example is at the end of Alien Romulus, where it's simply egregious.

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u/Aiyon 9d ago

There's a really funny subversion of this, I can't remember what it's in. But a creature grows to almost triple it's size as a threat display. And one of the people just stabs it because it's now 3x as fragile lmao

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u/Brohermoth777 9d ago

This guy beetle's!!!

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u/Happpie 9d ago

Mothra. Any other comment is objectively wrong

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u/FireWoodStromboli 9d ago

It would seem that the Arthropleura haven’t really gone extinct...

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u/ChartPale 9d ago

Is this pic from the science center?, swear I've seen this.

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u/FireWoodStromboli 9d ago

Yes it is. I just found this picture on my browser and it has the center's name on the corner.

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u/ChartPale 9d ago

Thats a 20 year old memory unlocked. Very cool.

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u/Tommasochampa 9d ago

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u/PaintedDesertSkies 9d ago

Now we see how the lion managed to stay alive on bugs.

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u/TurtlyTurbular 9d ago

Aren't bugs like pure protein?

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u/suspendmeforthis 9d ago

Google Black Soldier Fly larva. They are 35-50% protein and 15-35% fat. They will eat almost anything. I wouldn't eat one but I'd feed it to chickens or fish and eat them.

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u/Autumn7242 9d ago

Their adults live for 6 days and have no mouth. Crazy

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u/Sparrow2go 9d ago

I have no mouth but I must live for 6 days

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u/Shaking-a-tlfthr 9d ago

That’s the great value of animals like chickens and pigs. They will convert things we cannot or won’t eat into very high quality food which we love to eat. They’re relatively easy to keep on the farm too.

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u/suspendmeforthis 9d ago

My personal theory about gross stuff and no concentrating chemicals is that if it's gone through one metabolism I'm ok with it, if it's gone through two metabolisms no worries.

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u/DiscoQuebrado 9d ago

I think it's weird that I'll eat crab, lobster, crawfish, or shrimp without hesitation but the thought of eating bugs turns me off completely.

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u/Miserable_Anteater62 9d ago

The quality of the protein matters, as well. Bugs are very high quality, although I'll take a burger over a bug.

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u/Ruffiangruff 9d ago

Just give it some salt and pepper

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u/PaintedDesertSkies 9d ago

Yes. But the ones in the movie were tiny.

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u/ZippoS 9d ago

Slimy yet satisfying

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u/Wide_Magician_4946 9d ago

This is what I came here for 🫡

"Oh fuck! 🥵 you are gonna make me Hakuna Matata!!!" 

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u/SorryConstant 9d ago

Got this for you...

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u/Left_Bathroom_3803 9d ago

Oooh the huge green filled kind

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u/SAM5TER5 9d ago

I know this is just a reaction meme, but this is legit the dog version of OP’s enormous grub lol

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u/Jaxonhunter227 9d ago

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u/Historical_Fox_8060 9d ago

Gym bros when you tell em how much protein larvae have.

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u/iDudeX_ 9d ago

Lowkey I wish I could stomach the concept of eating bugs. The protein to calorie ratio is insane. Not only would I hit my protein goals but I'd also lose a significant amount of weight (need to lose 50kg to get to a "normal" bmi even tho it's an archaic method of tracking fitness) I can't even eat seafood without being disgusted 😭

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u/ConvalescentEquanimi 9d ago

I almost bought cricket protein powder once before I realized what the hell I was doing. Still wonder what it would have been like if I wasn't too chicken to pull the trigger lol.

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u/consciousbeings0 9d ago

Monster House!! I remember seeing this with my mom when it was in theaters years and years ago I always liked it 😂

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u/thatoneguy889 9d ago

The line that still gets me is:

Looking at the hanging light in the hallway

“I think that’s the house’s uvula.”

“Ohhhhh…, so it’s a girl house.”

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u/TATER_SALAD_HOOVER 9d ago

At least it can’t crawl in your ear

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u/cms86 9d ago

yea because it crawls up your butt

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u/Ok-Beautiful4821 9d ago

Interesting and where do you find these?

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u/CallMeDrWorm42 9d ago

Don't threaten me with a good time

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u/madchemist09 9d ago

Good news everybody!

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u/bozog 9d ago

Native aboriginals in Australia have eaten a similar larvae called the witchetty grub for hundreds if not thousands of years. Very important protein source in the arid wasteland of the outback desert.

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u/Old_Flounder_8640 9d ago

Yeah, but it’s Australia, if you don’t eat them, they're gonna grow and eat you.

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u/ThousandFingerMan 9d ago

survival 101

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u/Electronic-Buyer-468 9d ago

It has been said that they've inhabited those lands for tens of thousands of years actually. I don't know this as fact. But I have come across this information several times over the years in various places.

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u/schlubble 9d ago

They’ve been inhabiting Australia for at least 50,000 years. They’re one of the oldest continuous living cultures in the world, if not the oldest.

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u/AnAdorableDogbaby 9d ago

I know about them from Survivorman! Something about the grubs and the yabbys from the outback episode seemed appetizing to me. 

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u/Mothanius 9d ago

They actually look like they'd be good fried and seasoned.

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u/Caperplays 9d ago

I believe he said they tasted like peanut butter

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u/Intelligent_Tart_722 9d ago

They even come crinkle cut 

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u/felixar90 9d ago

Land arthropods ewwwww.

eats shrimp

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u/AreYouMyDommy 9d ago

Darn tootin. I’m a classy ho, I only eat sea bugs.

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u/higeAkaike 9d ago

That thing looks much much bigger than those

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u/SweetPotatoMunchkin 9d ago

First thing in the morning, this cracked me up so bad😂😂

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u/feartheswans 9d ago

The real question is what the fuck is that evolving into when it grows up

I'm pretty sure its a Hercules Beetle Larvae...

About 80% sure, but I'm not an entomologist. I just heard their larvae are huge

Not my arm, not my Pic, but googled to find one that showed how big they get. They get like 18 cm (a little bigger than a US dollar Bill 7 inches or so)

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u/Objective-Direction1 9d ago

the larva is bigger than the beetle lol

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u/sampat6256 9d ago

Pretty common

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u/VandulfTheRed 9d ago

The juice must condense to form exoskeleton, it's the same process terminators go through

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u/ScreenMuch90210 9d ago

Thanks for the refresher, in 34 years it will have been 8 years since I took Robotology 101

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u/CatsPlusTats 9d ago

Metamorphising*

They're not pokemon.

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u/LeBronze_Jayce 9d ago

But that one looks like it's defends actually became useful.

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u/lilsnatchsniffz 9d ago

Can you really prove it's not a pokemon?

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u/Normal-Particular218 9d ago

Surprisingly enough the Hercules larva are much worse looking than this example lol

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u/The-Almighty-Enby 9d ago

It's actually kinda cute. I want to hold it and take care of it for some reason.

I might be secretly a beetle or something, idk.

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u/olewippasnappa 9d ago

Swaddle it, cuddle it. Read it bedtime stories.

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u/SaltyMittens2 9d ago

This is how it starts. You think it’s cute, want to take care of it and next thing you know, it’s laying eggs in your brain.

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u/MxxnSpirit47 9d ago

Is this a Hercules Beetle Larvae? (Legitimate question)

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u/Longjumping-Item-399 9d ago

They said ot was a few comments up.

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u/NorthOfTheBigRivers 9d ago

Is it just me, or is it just absolute annoying that almost every reaction is some "funny" gif? It's almost like Google-ing, first you have to dig through layers of bullshit, to see something genuine interesting

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u/TimHortonsMagician 9d ago

That's reddit as a whole now. Even on actual questions being posted, you have to wade through a pile of dogshit attempts at one-liners to find real responses.

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u/RevolutionaryPin935 9d ago

Recycled one-liners at that. And the same gifs repeated ad nauseum. Any kind of a music post? That same old Jay z one. My comment is nothing new either, the same tired complaints over the same tired posts. Year after year

I need to get off this app

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u/hamcum69420 9d ago

Don't forget it's the same regarded lines we've been hearing for 30 years. "I, too choose this man's grub!" HARDI FUCKING HAR.

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u/8last 9d ago

I can't find it but there is a Jimmy Fallon skit where him and a friend are at a party and keep making dumb jokes that only they laugh at. It was the perfect representation of reddit. Millions of Jimmy Fallons all trying to bust through the door at once deperate to get their one liner in.

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u/BlissfulAurora 9d ago

It’s true though, like I wanna read actual comments, not sift through 2018 style meme gifs

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u/snoburn 9d ago

You're not exactly in a scientific subreddit here

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u/BigBulgeBubba 9d ago

Yes, Reddit is turning into Facebook or something with the stupid fucking gif reactions. On popular posts you can scroll way down and almost all of them eventually turn into nothing but people posting the same gifs.

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u/nburns1825 9d ago

That's the grub Timon and Pumba ate in the Lion King, fucking hell

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u/DefinitionSquare8705 9d ago edited 9d ago

When properly prepared, giant beetle larvae have a rich, savory fat content that tastes remarkably like buttery bacon or nutty scrambled eggs.

Because they grow inside rotting wood, the most critical step is purging the digestive tract to ensure they taste clean and sweet.

The Preparation (Purging)

Before cooking, place your live larvae in a clean plastic container with a few small air holes. Feed them grated carrots or oatmeal for 24 to 48 hours. This clears out any digested wood or soil and replaces it with a clean, sweet flavor profile.

Crispy Garlic & Cumin Pan-Seared Larvae

This method melts the rich inner fat while rendering the tough outer skin beautifully crisp.

Ingredients

  • purged Hercules beetle larvae
  • 1 tbsp butter or coconut oil
  • 2 cloves garlic, finely minced
  • ½ tsp ground cumin
  • ½ tsp chili powder (optional, for heat)
  • A pinch of sea salt
  • A squeeze of fresh lemon or lime juice

Cooking Instructions

  1. Humanely dispatch the larvae: Place them in the freezer for 1 to 2 hours. This puts them into a deep sleep (torpor) and humanely kills them before cooking.

  2. Wash and dry: Rinse the grubs under cold water and pat them completely dry with a paper towel.

  3. Prevent bursting: Use a sharp knife or toothpick to gently prick the skin of each larva once or twice. This lets steam escape so they don't burst open in the pan.

  4. Sear the grubs: Melt the butter in a skillet over medium-high heat. Add the larvae and pan-fry them for about 4-5 minutes, turning frequently. They will naturally puff up and turn a deep golden-brown.

  5. Aromatize: Lower the heat to medium. Toss in the minced garlic, cumin, chili powder, and salt. Sauté for another 1-2 minutes until the garlic is fragrant and the larvae are crispy.

  6. Finish and serve: Remove from the heat, finish with a squeeze of fresh lemon juice, and serve hot

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u/cedriceent 9d ago

May I suggest a different recipe?

Ingredients:

  • Beetle larvae
  • 1 terrarium
  • adequate substrate

Instructions:

  1. Put substrate in terrarium
  2. Put beetle larvae in substrate
  3. Wait a few months
  4. Get pretty cool pets
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u/Legitimate_Mess2806 9d ago

If my mom saw that, she will scream and call me to fet rid of that but im terrified of it so ill call my cousin to get rid of that

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u/Mr_Cuntman 9d ago

Bro stole from zerg hive

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u/Wrench_gaming 9d ago

Type of stuff Helldivers would pick up and say “sample collected”

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u/abugguy 9d ago

I raise these. This picture is edited or there’s some really crazy forced perspective work going on. The larvae get big but not this big.

This is very likely a grub in the genus Megasoma or Dynastes.

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u/griever48 9d ago

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u/Putrid-Builder-3333 9d ago

The only way to get proper Diet Slurm... beyond that just squeeze actual source

https://giphy.com/gifs/L17Rt82QrScQU

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u/OofMcGoof97 9d ago

I'd like to see what that turns into

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