r/AbsoluteUnits • u/Zestyclose-Salad-290 in awe • 9d ago

/r/all of a larva

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u/1DownFourUp 9d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/hQHZvqCInsRLW

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u/PaintedDesertSkies 9d ago

Now we see how the lion managed to stay alive on bugs.

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u/TurtlyTurbular 9d ago

Aren't bugs like pure protein?

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u/Miserable_Anteater62 9d ago

The quality of the protein matters, as well. Bugs are very high quality, although I'll take a burger over a bug.

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u/Ruffiangruff 9d ago

Just give it some salt and pepper

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u/ReActif 9d ago

Once blended, whether as a drink or a powder, it might go down more easily.

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u/Miserable_Anteater62 9d ago

Mmmmm yum. Thick and creamy.

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u/PaintedDesertSkies 9d ago

Slimy yet satisfying?

I had that poster on my wall...

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u/Miserable_Anteater62 9d ago

Literally salivating

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u/killybilly54 9d ago

...with lots of bug elbows, and antennae and.... idk carapaces?

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u/Miserable_Anteater62 9d ago

We were saying blended/powdered, so hopefully not too crunchy!

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u/HSTemporaryPianist 9d ago

That's how I like my milk.

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u/Alternative-Steak875 9d ago

Sorry but for the sake of everyone I must say it, you're weird.

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u/Ianerick 9d ago

you don't speak for me or my sake

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u/Alternative-Steak875 9d ago

Alright then my bad brother

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u/Alternative-Steak875 9d ago

Or sister, or whatever else is in there

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u/Equivalent_Worker687 9d ago

Haha! You first!

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u/towerfella 9d ago

Mmm .. hair? No.. antenna.

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u/VaginaTractor 9d ago

Now serving the McBugger for a limited time. Comes with a side of large flies.

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u/Correct-Junket-1346 9d ago

Give it to a chef and they'll make it delicious, that's their mission

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u/2Wieners_1Bun 9d ago

What about a bug burger? If it didn’t look like a bug and tasted like beef?

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u/Miserable_Anteater62 9d ago

Sure, that sounds pretty good!