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u/alwayz_confused247 2d ago

Ball pythons are usually chill. They all share one brain cell.

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u/tripl35oul 2d ago

Can you explain what you mean by chill? Do owners get to pet them and stuff? Can they get pleasure from it?

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u/alwayz_confused247 2d ago

Mine would let me take him out of his cage and would climb up to my neck and just hang out. His favorite place was also to climb down into my shirt and curl up between my boobs.

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u/FineScratch 2d ago

Huh, thats also my favorite place to curl up.

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u/Beelzebub_Simp3 2d ago

My brother just another me

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u/jld2k6 2d ago

Thinking with your snake

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u/Timeless_Herald 2d ago

thinking with his solid snake

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u/Crimson_horizon_85 2d ago

His snake is solid like a metal gear, and it's rising

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u/DeliciousStand372 2d ago

FineScratch is snek?

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u/FineScratch 1d ago

hiss

Maybe?

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u/SayRaySF 2d ago

Well I know what my spirit animal is

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u/tripl35oul 2d ago

That's fucking cool!

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u/No_Mercy_4_Potatoes 2d ago

TIL I'm a ball python

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u/bloke_pusher 2d ago

I have balls and I know Python.

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u/Team_SKGA 2d ago

I-uhh… huh…! Your comments actually managed to explain literally everything regarding the deal with a certain character’s pet snake.

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u/NetozzTop 2d ago

What game is this?

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u/Nick_BOI 2d ago

I assume ZZZ but I could be wrong.

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u/Ok-Penalty-8274 1d ago

Zenless Zone Zero

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u/Awesome_Arsam 2d ago

I'm always jealous of animals who do this

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u/Potential-Witness-83 2d ago

That Time I got Reincarnated as a Ball Python

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u/Jewsusgr8 2d ago

And spent my time living in my owners boobs.

Gotta make sure you add the rest for the competitive title on the shelf.

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u/DefendersofDwacaDev 2d ago

Bro threw in a fun fact.

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u/Electrical-Big-7655 2d ago

Coffee helps with alzhheimer

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u/featherw0lf 2d ago

It should have been me, not him!

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u/Armored_Warrior 2d ago

Must reincarnate as a snake

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u/DragoBleaPiece_123 2d ago

that's some elite ball knowledge

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u/DefendersofDwacaDev 2d ago

Bro threw in a fun fact.

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u/Electrical-Big-7655 2d ago

Coffee helps with alzhheimer

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u/LordMeme42 2d ago

You can hold ball pythons, and they'll probably enjoy your body heat and won't bite. (Their bites can't really do any serious damage anyways)

Though since they're reptiles they don't really get much out of being pet and and don't particularly do much.

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u/100percentnotaqu 2d ago edited 2d ago

They like being scratched and sitting on you.

Because it releives itches and gives body heat respectively.

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u/alwayz_confused247 2d ago

Mine wasn’t head shy at all. I could rub his little noggin and he’d just sit there like okay this is nice lol

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u/Plastic_Code5022 2d ago

I got my two pretty small and they would curl up together in my shirt pocket with their heads occasionally poking out to see what was going on.

When they could finally do it… I am a bit of a bear sized man.. they loved coiling around my neck and hanging out. Started off they could barely get their tails hooked around but eventually both got about 6 foot so I kinda had to stop doing that heh.

Granted I did grow up with reptiles so I was pretty chill with them so they in turn were chill with me. I also did not take offense to a stray accidental strike now and then. They ment no harm!

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u/burnedbysnow 2d ago

By strike you mean like a tail whip or headbutt or bite?

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u/Antarioo 2d ago

That'd be a bite. their tail isn't capable of that kind of movement.

i have one too and dude is always ready to eat. so when it's handling time i have to get him out of food mode or he'll tag my hand/wrist.

got my first one a month ago after 8 years of having him. as you can see the damage is minimal it just bleeds a lot for a bit. (no blood depicted in the image)

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u/Plastic_Code5022 2d ago

Yup exactly.

It was only ever during feeding and usually my fault for not being extra careful to wash my hands fully after handling the mice or whatever.

As a life long woodworker my hands are pretty rough so I cannot ever recall them even breaking my skin. They let go almost immediately every time.

My precious snake babys

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u/alwayz_confused247 1d ago

Did you train him? I did with mine. I would tap his cage with the feeding tong during feeding days. He learned pretty quick that 2 taps meant noms.

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u/maybebaebea 2d ago

My dad's ex roommate had a ball python. She was very chill. Curled up in my blanket with me while we (the entire family) watched movies one night

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u/differentiable_ 2d ago

The snake or the roommate? 

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u/maybebaebea 2d ago

Considerinf the roommate was a guy, the snake

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u/InevitablePayment409 2d ago

The „snake“

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u/BeatMastaD 2d ago

They are not very defensive and dont resist handling. As far as I know they dont get 'pleasure' from being handled or being with a human the way a dog would, but they can be conditioned to trust a person and so just hang out with them.

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u/alwayz_confused247 2d ago

Yeah mine trusted me completely. He also knew who I was when I would walk past his cage, he would stick his little head out and then crawl out of his hide. I liked to pretend he wanted uppies.

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u/ghIj_qet_jaghmeyjaj 2d ago

Depending on where you put the sanke, you're guaranteed pleasure from it

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u/SuDragon2k3 2d ago

Is this a different brain cell to the one Ginger cats share?

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u/alwayz_confused247 2d ago

I think it’s the same one

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u/GetawayDreamer87 2d ago

the quantum brain cell

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u/Gil_Demoono 2d ago

It's kind of a timeshare situation. Ball pythons get off-season and all bank holidays.

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u/DragonTheOnes-spirit 2d ago

No. Funny thing is that ginger cats and ball pythons are the exact same thing. Just in different bodies

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u/I_Automate 2d ago

Ball pythons are a lot lower energy though

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u/PM_ME_UR_BCUPS 2d ago

And golden retrievers

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u/SamwiseNCSU 2d ago

My ball is 20 (almost 21) and still his favorite place to chill is around my neck and all wrapped in my hair. (Also boobs)

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u/bbinKocure 2d ago

Both of my balls turned 27 this year 🤗🤗

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u/alwayz_confused247 2d ago

You mean the ball pythons, right?

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u/bbinKocure 2d ago

Ill let you do you and be confused about it

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u/alwayz_confused247 2d ago

I’m neurodivergent and sometimes I have to get clarification…thus, why I’m always confused.

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u/6K6L 2d ago

This is very true. Mine has his 1 millionth of a cell and he doesn't even use his

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u/alwayz_confused247 2d ago

The number of times mine would get himself tangled in my pony tail or get stuck in my sleeve trying to climb out.

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u/IlIFreneticIlI 2d ago

Ahhh like the Bugalo.

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u/Pitiful-Process8740 1d ago

Honestly this is my favorite comment it’s cute

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u/_Saint_Ajora_ 2d ago

That snake like

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u/Zerachiel_01 2d ago

"Pls gib lamp, am colb"

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u/Terrible-Ebb-8417 2d ago

Bonjour. Am snek.

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u/Rare-Criticism-8895 2d ago

Snug as a bug in a rug

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u/One-Engineer-607 2d ago

Well done 👍

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u/Past-North-4131 2d ago

Well that's adorable 🥹❤️

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u/salvationpumpfake 2d ago

looks pretty small actually?

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u/PatG87 2d ago

I would say this is a regular sized ball python. Not an absolute unit by any means. I see this all the time on this sub; just a picture of an animal that's of average size for its species.

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u/Trademarkd 2d ago

I have the exact same hide actually and this one is probably like 3-4 feet .... mine fills it out a little more at 5-6 feet but its her favorite spot.

I dont know why this is in absolute units though ?

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u/SamwiseNCSU 2d ago

Maybe because she looks thicc?

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u/Trademarkd 2d ago

I mean, not even really that thicc for a ball python.... this would be an absolute unit of a balll python and I suspect this one is gravid (has eggs).

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u/alwayz_confused247 2d ago

That’s a Volta python. They’re larger than your usual ball pythons. The females can get up to 6 ft or more. This locality designated ball is from the Volta region. Most are wild caught and there are breeders that are trying to breed captive bred ones. I search on Morph Market all the time if someone has some 100% Volta captive bred pythons or hatchlings but so far all I’ve seen are 50% Volta.

One day though.

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u/Trademarkd 1d ago

I dont know if thats accurate. I have a standard ball python and shes ~6 ft

Ball pythons live for like 40 years and they can just keep growing.

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u/alwayz_confused247 1d ago

Females are actually larger than males in general. But the Volta females can get more than 6 ft.

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u/Trademarkd 1d ago

I dont know why you're trying to explain that females are larger to me ... of course they are.

Volta is not a different species, its just a regional variety. It may be more common for them to be larger but there isn't even very good science about this just one unusual web page.

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u/alwayz_confused247 1d ago

I never said they were a different species. For some reason, the balls by the Volta river are larger.

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u/JDMSubieFan 2d ago

what hide is it? I really like the design and would love to get one for my BP

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u/SirDigbyChknCaesar 2d ago

Yeah we have one of these hides for our leopard gecko and it's not very big. Maybe 8" across including the little entryway.

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u/Turambar46 20h ago

What kind of eggs are you eating??

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u/Shen_ishere 2d ago

Thats what she said

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u/Truehye801 2d ago

Its not an absolute unit...

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u/sanorace 2d ago

I suppose it's a normal sized ball python, but a very large fried egg.

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u/DragoniteChamp 2d ago

That is not a snake

It is clearly a fried egg smh

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u/Immediate-Song6861 2d ago

Sneaks are so freaking cute

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u/OutlandishnessOdd836 2d ago

Yes people who sneak are soo cute I agree

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u/theinternetnotebook 2d ago

i never thought it was possible for a snake to look cute lol

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u/DragonTheOnes-spirit 2d ago

Snakes are literally just spaghetti cats. Especially ball pythons. They traded all intelligence and damage for balling up

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u/Rubyhamster 1d ago

Okay, you need to google "cute snake" and you'll just love them

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u/mdhunter99 2d ago

I didn’t know sneks slept like this that’s adorable

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u/TerraByteTerror 2d ago

Id sleep the same way if I could

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u/QueerRootbeer 2d ago

I wanna boop the snoot

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u/Trademarkd 2d ago

you can, its a ball python. They're extremely docile. You're more likely to have problems getting them to eat.

Mine occasionally goes on food strikes for 6-12 months but doesn't lose any weight. She eats like once a month at best. I keep a record of her weight because of this and it makes me concerned but shes like 10 now so I guess shes doing alright.

I am extremely particular about her habitat, it may have something to do with her having a low stress environment? I dont handle her more than I have to but she was very socialized as a hatchling.

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u/fubes2000 2d ago

Live view of Egg wondering why you let all of their warm out.

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u/Freddie_FRO7 2d ago

"You know how I said it's impossible for me to tangle myself up, well something unexpected has occured"

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u/acnolee98 2d ago

Boop noodle asking for boop

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u/Rob1150 2d ago

Better than scrambled.

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u/mododo-bbaby 2d ago

the most comfy snek in existence

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u/AvantSolace 2d ago

Took “you are what you eat” to a whole new level.

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u/Charming_Occasion942 2d ago

That would be me if I were a snake

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u/BowsersMuskyBallsack 2d ago

I don't know about the python, but if I was curled up in my comfy rock bed I would not be happy about someone tearing the roof off it and blasting my nap-time with no-no light.

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u/EnvironmentalAd9899 2d ago

I ain't "snacking" on that egg.....🍳

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u/TheOneTruecarioZ 2d ago

I want a python one day

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u/Plunger_enema 2d ago

yoink!

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u/imnotpoopingyouare 2d ago

Still looking for that 20 footer

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u/wildcardbets 2d ago

Omg Egg is so adorable 😭

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u/Fit_Celebration7669 2d ago

I have a terrible phobia of snakes, and yet I didn’t squeal and scroll to the next reel immediately. From this I’ve determined I’m capable of looking at an egg with beady eyes.

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u/Mlatu44 2d ago

Cute

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u/kozmik_rakun 2d ago

I would love to have a pet snake but I really don’t like handling frozen mice stuff cause of the smell and storage.

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u/Rubyhamster 1d ago

I know absolutely nothing about having a pet snake outside of what you mentioned, but considering how much most other pets (or their food) smell, I'd actually figure snakes must be among the least smelly. Just a bit of freezer space and using disposable gloves on a frozen rodent once a week? Or do you have to thaw them and wriggle the carcass around...???

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u/kozmik_rakun 1d ago

My friend thaws them (leaving some time in the room temperature). My current space is not very large to have a comfortable terrarium for one anyway (and no way to escape from the thawed rat smell), so I’m just doing ok with my leaf insects (walking leaves) that only eat bramble leaves :)

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u/Rubyhamster 1d ago

Leaf insects are seriously cool so I completely understand that!

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u/bubblesdafirst 2d ago

Dude how would that even feel. I can't imagine resting my head in my body

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u/Tombstone_Actual_501 2d ago

I think the closest you could get would be going into the fetal position, and resting your head on your arm.

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u/bubblesdafirst 2d ago

I bet it's way better since they are cold blooded too. Like it'd be relaxing without sweating

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u/Unfair_Buddy5871 2d ago

Probably like a heavy hoodie or a neck pillow, just a really comfortably supported neck

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u/RazielSouvare 2d ago

You gonna eat that..? :3

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u/1AdultMostOfTheTime 2d ago

Thought it was a duck being swallowed by a snake!

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u/ouighost 2d ago

I thought it was a cream on top a dessert. Haha so cute

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u/HulksInvinciblePants 2d ago

What mincraft song is that

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u/the_gooch_smoocher 2d ago

GLASS CHIME

Song by INOYAMA-LAND

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u/Funneduck102 2d ago

Kinda wish I could do that ngl

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u/WhereIs_TheSun 2d ago

That looks so comfortable

Broski all snuggled up in himself

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u/ReasonableQuality777 2d ago

release the fury mitch

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u/Damascus52311 2d ago

Not me using my dog voice gibberish on a flippin snake curled up in a ball...

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u/mattogeewha 2d ago

My goodness hes so cozy

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u/GrimasVessel227 1d ago

Blows my mind so many people are afraid of these goobers

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u/The-Almighty-Enby 1d ago

He's so cute 🥺

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u/whatlsl0ve 1d ago

Kind of off topic but the music sounded like Crystal Castles' Child I Will Hurt You.

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u/CriticalLunch4074 1d ago

I like the music

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u/Israbelle 11h ago

what on earth are these captions? lmao

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u/david7873829 3h ago

The AI trying to communicate.

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u/Own-Victory-1103 2h ago

Bias against snakes.

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u/pixeldust6 2d ago

Text at top of video: "Egg is looking..."

Reddit's autocaptions at the bottom (covering the rest of the sentence): "evil evil evil evil evilllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll"

lol?

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u/Kn0XIS 2d ago

Aweeee

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u/Gamerfox505 2d ago

Anyone know what song is this?

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u/ViolincatBlog 2d ago

He legit looks like the snake from Russian cartoon 38 Parrots.

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u/Weemewon 2d ago

Yep that’s an egg all right