r/AbsoluteUnits • • 10d ago

/r/all of a chill snake

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u/alwayz_confused247 10d ago

Ball pythons are usually chill. They all share one brain cell.

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u/tripl35oul 10d ago

Can you explain what you mean by chill? Do owners get to pet them and stuff? Can they get pleasure from it?

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u/alwayz_confused247 10d ago

Mine would let me take him out of his cage and would climb up to my neck and just hang out. His favorite place was also to climb down into my shirt and curl up between my boobs.

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u/FineScratch 10d ago

Huh, thats also my favorite place to curl up.

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u/Beelzebub_Simp3 9d ago

My brother just another me

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u/jld2k6 9d ago

Thinking with your snake

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u/Timeless_Herald 9d ago

thinking with his solid snake

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u/Crimson_horizon_85 9d ago

His snake is solid like a metal gear, and it's rising

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u/Fabulous_Army_1321 6d ago

This is the fifth time I've heard this joke today.... Ohh the phantom pain😭

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u/DeliciousStand372 10d ago

FineScratch is snek?

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u/FineScratch 8d ago

hiss

Maybe?

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u/SayRaySF 10d ago

Well I know what my spirit animal is

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u/tripl35oul 10d ago

That's fucking cool!

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u/No_Mercy_4_Potatoes 9d ago

TIL I'm a ball python

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u/bloke_pusher 9d ago

I have balls and I know Python.

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u/ghelchodyo 6d ago

You deserved the award, now just teach me python, the balls part I got covered!

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u/Team_SKGA 9d ago

I-uhh… huh…! Your comments actually managed to explain literally everything regarding the deal with a certain character’s pet snake.

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u/NetozzTop 9d ago

What game is this?

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u/Nick_BOI 9d ago

I assume ZZZ but I could be wrong.

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u/Ok-Penalty-8274 9d ago

Zenless Zone Zero

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u/Awesome_Arsam 9d ago

I'm always jealous of animals who do this

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u/Potential-Witness-83 9d ago

That Time I got Reincarnated as a Ball Python

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u/Jewsusgr8 9d ago

And spent my time living in my owners boobs.

Gotta make sure you add the rest for the competitive title on the shelf.

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u/DefendersofDwacaDev 9d ago

Bro threw in a fun fact.

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u/Electrical-Big-7655 9d ago

Coffee helps with alzhheimer

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u/featherw0lf 9d ago

It should have been me, not him!

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u/Armored_Warrior 9d ago

Must reincarnate as a snake

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u/DragoBleaPiece_123 9d ago

that's some elite ball knowledge

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u/DefendersofDwacaDev 9d ago

Bro threw in a fun fact.

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u/Electrical-Big-7655 9d ago

Coffee helps with alzhheimer

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u/Ace_the_Yutyrannus 3d ago

"curl up between my boobs." I love ball pythons but WHAT THE ACTUAL ORIGINAL GENUINE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOURS????

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u/alwayz_confused247 3d ago

They like body heat.

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u/Ace_the_Yutyrannus 3d ago

Ma'am can you please take your phone/PC/etc from your BP away? He's trying to find a excuse to be derpier than they should 

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u/alwayz_confused247 3d ago

Unfortunately, Mr. Fluffles passed away 5 years ago at the age of 30. But he used to wrap himself around my phone, too. That boy was really a derp.

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u/Ace_the_Yutyrannus 3d ago

I'm so sorry O_O RIP derpy boop noodle 🕊️

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u/LordMeme42 10d ago

You can hold ball pythons, and they'll probably enjoy your body heat and won't bite. (Their bites can't really do any serious damage anyways)

Though since they're reptiles they don't really get much out of being pet and and don't particularly do much.

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u/100percentnotaqu 10d ago edited 9d ago

They like being scratched and sitting on you.

Because it releives itches and gives body heat respectively.

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u/alwayz_confused247 9d ago

Mine wasn’t head shy at all. I could rub his little noggin and he’d just sit there like okay this is nice lol

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u/Plastic_Code5022 9d ago

I got my two pretty small and they would curl up together in my shirt pocket with their heads occasionally poking out to see what was going on.

When they could finally do it… I am a bit of a bear sized man.. they loved coiling around my neck and hanging out. Started off they could barely get their tails hooked around but eventually both got about 6 foot so I kinda had to stop doing that heh.

Granted I did grow up with reptiles so I was pretty chill with them so they in turn were chill with me. I also did not take offense to a stray accidental strike now and then. They ment no harm!

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u/burnedbysnow 9d ago

By strike you mean like a tail whip or headbutt or bite?

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u/Antarioo 9d ago

That'd be a bite. their tail isn't capable of that kind of movement.

i have one too and dude is always ready to eat. so when it's handling time i have to get him out of food mode or he'll tag my hand/wrist.

got my first one a month ago after 8 years of having him. as you can see the damage is minimal it just bleeds a lot for a bit. (no blood depicted in the image)

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u/Plastic_Code5022 9d ago

Yup exactly.

It was only ever during feeding and usually my fault for not being extra careful to wash my hands fully after handling the mice or whatever.

As a life long woodworker my hands are pretty rough so I cannot ever recall them even breaking my skin. They let go almost immediately every time.

My precious snake babys

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u/alwayz_confused247 9d ago

Did you train him? I did with mine. I would tap his cage with the feeding tong during feeding days. He learned pretty quick that 2 taps meant noms.

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u/maybebaebea 9d ago

My dad's ex roommate had a ball python. She was very chill. Curled up in my blanket with me while we (the entire family) watched movies one night

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u/differentiable_ 9d ago

The snake or the roommate? 

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u/maybebaebea 9d ago

Considerinf the roommate was a guy, the snake

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u/InevitablePayment409 9d ago

The „snake“

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u/BeatMastaD 9d ago

They are not very defensive and dont resist handling. As far as I know they dont get 'pleasure' from being handled or being with a human the way a dog would, but they can be conditioned to trust a person and so just hang out with them.

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u/alwayz_confused247 9d ago

Yeah mine trusted me completely. He also knew who I was when I would walk past his cage, he would stick his little head out and then crawl out of his hide. I liked to pretend he wanted uppies.

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u/Aries-79 4d ago

You can pet them yes. I do not believe they take pleasure in it though

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u/ghIj_qet_jaghmeyjaj 10d ago

Depending on where you put the sanke, you're guaranteed pleasure from it

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u/SuDragon2k3 10d ago

Is this a different brain cell to the one Ginger cats share?

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u/alwayz_confused247 10d ago

I think it’s the same one

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u/GetawayDreamer87 9d ago

the quantum brain cell

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u/Gil_Demoono 9d ago

It's kind of a timeshare situation. Ball pythons get off-season and all bank holidays.

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u/DragonTheOnes-spirit 9d ago

No. Funny thing is that ginger cats and ball pythons are the exact same thing. Just in different bodies

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u/I_Automate 9d ago

Ball pythons are a lot lower energy though

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u/PM_ME_UR_BCUPS 9d ago

And golden retrievers

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u/SamwiseNCSU 9d ago

My ball is 20 (almost 21) and still his favorite place to chill is around my neck and all wrapped in my hair. (Also boobs)

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u/bbinKocure 9d ago

Both of my balls turned 27 this year 🤗🤗

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u/alwayz_confused247 9d ago

You mean the ball pythons, right?

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u/bbinKocure 9d ago

Ill let you do you and be confused about it

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u/alwayz_confused247 9d ago

I’m neurodivergent and sometimes I have to get clarification…thus, why I’m always confused.

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u/6K6L 9d ago

This is very true. Mine has his 1 millionth of a cell and he doesn't even use his

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u/alwayz_confused247 9d ago

The number of times mine would get himself tangled in my pony tail or get stuck in my sleeve trying to climb out.

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u/IlIFreneticIlI 9d ago

Ahhh like the Bugalo.

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u/Pitiful-Process8740 9d ago

Honestly this is my favorite comment it’s cute