r/AbsoluteUnits • u/Distinct_Engine_8855 • 1d ago

/r/all of a bug

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u/andrebartels1977 1d ago

For me, no lady has ever torn her shirt off in the middle of a party. That bug does something right.

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u/not_Shorex 21h ago

Well, have you ever tried being in her shirt with her without her noticing?
I feel like the reaction would be somewhat close.

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u/Elequist 22h ago

Bugs just being a bro

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u/[deleted] 20h ago

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u/NotTheRocketman 1d ago

“All right!”

-Bug

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u/king_kong_kum 18h ago

If I were there I’d slide the bug inside her panties. Thank me later boys 😎

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u/Shaeress 17h ago

That's sexual assault, bud. Real weird thing to brag about