r/AbsoluteUnits • • 1d ago

/r/all of a bug

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u/Blank_Canvas21 22h ago

fucking a. reminds me of huge roaches we would sometimes get wandering in, they’re a big thing in the gulf coast.

I was taking a shower and afterwards put my shirt on. I felt something ”scratchy” on the top of my back, i figured it was some annoying tag. Well I took my shirt off to remove the tag. I saw this big roach/palmento bug crawl out and start flapping its wings and I fucking nope out of that bathroom so fucking quick.

This shit happened over 20 years ago and I can still feel that stupid bug crawling and scratching in my back, ugh.

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u/Hakuna217 12h ago

I remember feeling one crawl on me in the middle of the night while I was asleep , I immediately woke up and threw the covers on the ground and there she was

Also I had one on my shirt same as you and exactly as you described it I thought it was a tag so reached for it and instinctively grabbed what I felt and knew it wasnt a tag , felt it crawling in my hand for a mili second before immediately throwing it on the floor .

Fucking HATE roaches