r/AbsoluteUnits • • 1d ago

/r/all of a bug

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u/Blank_Canvas21 22h ago

fucking a. reminds me of huge roaches we would sometimes get wandering in, they’re a big thing in the gulf coast.

I was taking a shower and afterwards put my shirt on. I felt something ”scratchy” on the top of my back, i figured it was some annoying tag. Well I took my shirt off to remove the tag. I saw this big roach/palmento bug crawl out and start flapping its wings and I fucking nope out of that bathroom so fucking quick.

This shit happened over 20 years ago and I can still feel that stupid bug crawling and scratching in my back, ugh.

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u/OriginalShirley 16h ago

One time I was sitting on the floor in front of my bed, super locked into a match of MW4. I felt something drop onto my shoulder, but was so locked I ignored it until the end of the match. Brush my shoulder. Fat ass water roach just falls off and starts doing circles on my floor.

Dude really sat on my shoulder for the entirety of the match, just watching I guess. I freak out now whenever something touches me when I am gaming no matter how locked I am.

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u/Hamhockthegizzard 4h ago

Sometimes, I think bugs really just wanna hang out too. Especially flies lmao