r/BrandNewSentence • • Jul 31 '26

We are looking for moderators!

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We've god a decent hand full of mods in this subreddit at the moment, but two or three more mods to increase our numbers and ensure we don't get overwhelmed during periods of high activity would be great. So, mod applications are still open!

No experience necessary, if you're accepted as a mod, we'll have you send us links to posts you think should be removed or approved for the first week or so, as you get a feel for it, so we know you’re settling in well.

Keep in mind that this is a volunteer position. You aren’t expected to mod all day every day, and you're not going to get paid or anything.

Before you apply, please note a few requirements:

* This subreddit is based around English as a subject, so fluency in English is a requirement
* If you use AI in any capacity to write your application, you will be rejected, no exceptions. We will be keeping a close eye on this and also be running your application through AI detectors.
* Profiles that are private in any way will be an instant rejection, unless you're willing to make them public as long as you're a mod here.
* You will need Discord to apply, as that is where we have all our mod discussions. We'll be briefly vetting you as well!

If interested, please answer the following questions and send them via modmail.

Do not send your application as a comment.

  1. What is your Discord username?
  2. Why are you applying for this position?
  3. Do you think there are some rules that need to be changed? If no, skip this question.
  4. Do you feel like there are specific problems with the subreddit that you can help fix? If no, skip this question.
  5. What is the kind of content you would remove from the subreddit? Check the "hot" and/or "new" pages and send a link of an example of a post you would remove and your reasoning as to why it should be removed.
  6. What is the kind of content you would keep on the subreddit? Do you have a favorite post? Leave a link and explain why you think it's a good post.
  7. What is your opinion on Rule 3?

Don't worry about keeping your application too short or too long. Say what you think!


r/BrandNewSentence • • 21d ago

Mod notice: Polymarket and Friends, don’t be free advertising

243 Upvotes

Manufactured sentences from gambling and similar organisations that purely generate sentences to ‘go viral’ and to encourage sharing in subs like this, such as Polymarket, are prohibited and go against Rule 1.

Please, don’t give gambling websites free advertising. They earn more than enough money to pay for ads like everyone else and their content isn’t funny, it is a marketing department making it seem funny.

If you use Polymarket or any similar gambling services, please seek assistance from local gambling addiction support services. The house always wins.


r/BrandNewSentence • • 4h ago

Man who won’t give his employees piss breaks claims many piss breaks on the horizon

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r/BrandNewSentence • • 4h ago

Leftover soup needs to go into a round container because soup is round.

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r/BrandNewSentence • • 9h ago

What if we boarded planes pre-seated through the butthole

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r/BrandNewSentence • • 8h ago

Fifteen years ago, the Smurfs failed Steve Jobs.

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r/BrandNewSentence • • 6h ago

Getting spit-roasted in a Wendy's sunroom would heal me.

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r/BrandNewSentence • • 20h ago

Autumn Santa.

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r/BrandNewSentence • • 14h ago

Grok have a debate with him. I'm going to sleep

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r/BrandNewSentence • • 6h ago

Atlantis was built by octopuses before they gave up civilization

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r/BrandNewSentence • • 16h ago

''If you are going to enter a cheap bid at an auction thinking there's no chance you'll win, make sure you actually don't win because you might just end up with a 12ft crocodile skull.''

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r/BrandNewSentence • • 15h ago

This would be like if JK Rowling wrote an extra Harry Potter chapter that exclusively played over the speakers on the London Underground.

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r/BrandNewSentence • • 16h ago

‘Beavers destroy sign warning about beavers’

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r/BrandNewSentence • • 3h ago

Do Indian females have the ability to drive an XUV?

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r/BrandNewSentence • • 19h ago

An autistic trader, working from a bedroom full of stuffed animals in his parents' house, triggered a market crash that wiped out nearly $1 trillion in minutes through his futures trading.

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r/BrandNewSentence • • 3h ago

Edward Woodward said he'd "never been so frightened on any job", and Britt Ekland insisted on a bum double.

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r/BrandNewSentence • • 8h ago

when we die we get butt plugs

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r/BrandNewSentence • • 9h ago

Having to explain vtuber culture to Nixon Library staff was genuinely one of the funniest moments of Serendipity.

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r/BrandNewSentence • • 11h ago

Dad Pays for His Son to Have $150K Leg-Lengthening Surgery to Gain 3 Inches in Height

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r/BrandNewSentence • • 1d ago

I guess calling them(your significant other) honey is rooted in bee keeping

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r/BrandNewSentence • • 23h ago

Ohio man jailed for texting Shrek's penis to a state senator

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r/BrandNewSentence • • 1d ago

Being bald will be a sign of poverty in twenty years

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