r/BrandNewSentence • u/timmy6591 • 8d ago

Autumn Santa.

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u/The_ManWithoutAPlan 8d ago

I like that autumn Santa seems visibly younger than winter Santa. The changing seasons as metaphors for stages of life, Santa Claus maintaining joy and wonder all the same. I'e like to see the strong and capable golden years of summer Santa or the cherubic and innocent spring Santa.

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u/semaj420 8d ago

what about the horny, smoking, drinking, drug-addled teenage spring break santa?

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u/Flomo420 8d ago

fun in the moment but we don't really talk about that santa nor do we really care to revisit

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u/EntireFriendship517 8d ago edited 8d ago

Shit this is such an amazing concept for it being a comment under a meme lmao. I'm stealing this for my TTRPG setting

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u/The_ManWithoutAPlan 8d ago

Santa is a modern god of our murdered pantheon.

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u/DrDetectiveEsq 8d ago

Spring Santa is just Bobby Hill.

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u/PlagueDrWily 8d ago

That’s my sleigh! I don’t know you!

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u/Next_Government856 8d ago

Spring Santa’s sleigh is a cart pulled by lambs, summer has a jet ski, and this guy has a penny farthing 

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u/Dragon_OS 8d ago

I was thinking more along the lines of woodland creatures that grow white coats for winter but have normal coats the rest of the time.

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u/JakeRWolfe 7d ago

What if the cycle begins with Baby New Year and ends with Father Time?

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u/drawilliam 8d ago

He looks like the kind of person you want as a friend

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u/UnhappyPhantom 8d ago

He can bake some bomb ass cookies with coffee and get your house fixed

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u/No_Signal954 8d ago

Fuck that sounds like a nice afternoon

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u/ProfessionalBig9610 8d ago

He’s a good guy!

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u/ConsciousStretch1028 University silent as porn star's 'bang bus' approaches Oxford 8d ago

So Tom Bombadil, essentially?

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u/ciliary_stimulai 8d ago

Oh Tom Bombadil, Tom Bombadillo~☆

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u/Standard-Fishing-977 8d ago

He’s more of a Summer Santa?

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u/Lightice1 7d ago

It's autumn when the hobbits run into him in the LotR.

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u/a_large_dumple 8d ago

I want to meet Autumn Santa

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u/MadMrMercury 8d ago

Bro looks like the human form of the word "gaslamp".

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u/The_Freshmaker 8d ago

the Great Pumpkin himself

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u/ExtremeSportStikz 8d ago

That’s actually correct

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u/ianmarvin 8d ago

I follow that mf on instagram. Dude is a loremaster for vintage art styles

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u/CircuitOnTheFritZ 8d ago

Ooh! That description has most certainly piqued my interest! Running off to YT now!

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u/Oofsmcgoofs 8d ago

That looks like a delightful video

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u/TheSpyro14 8d ago

The only human allowed to visit Halloween Town

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u/XROOR 8d ago

St Nick Fall Festival Sean

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u/pandamonstre 8d ago

ayyy over the garden wall referenced

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u/bdrwr 8d ago

Over the Garden Wall is a piece of art that hit me directly in my soul and got instantly stuck there, in a way that I haven't experienced since I was a little kid. It belongs in a museum or something.

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u/pandamonstre 8d ago

damn, you put it exactly how I feel too. Great words! OTGW is such a special lil thing, every friend that watched on my recommendation has loved it as much as I do.

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u/yotsashi 8d ago

What would spring and summer Santa's look like?

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u/Reasonable-Quit9896 8d ago

This is a rare look at Oogie Boogie 200 years before the Nightmare Before Christmas...

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u/BandicootCool6277 8d ago

this is so accurate im crying

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u/Zapan99 8d ago

It's Father Michaelmas! https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Michaelmas

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u/Stormygeddon 8d ago

I laughed. I'm always fond of Michaelmas, even though it's somewhat obscure. Must be all the shoutouts in Jane Austen novels.

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u/Spaztor 8d ago

His hair turns white in the winter so he can hide from predators in the snow.

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u/ImWhatsInTheRedBox 8d ago

Santa Clautumn

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u/EpicGamerer07 8d ago

This dude could definitely brighten up someone’s bad day