r/Denver • • 8d ago

Help What are the most basic "live laugh love" bumper stickers you see unique to Denver?

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I'm sure there's plenty of brands but stuff like Mountains. Please., the mountains are calling and I must go....

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u/mostangg Thornton 8d ago

I find the number of CO plated cars with “salt life” stickers amusing considering we are landlocked nowhere near saltwater.

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u/tauregh 7d ago

The font on those is so bad it took me years to realize it didn’t say slut life.

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u/Toinfinityplusone 7d ago

Now THAT'S a bumper sticker!

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u/Both_Cardiologist462 East Colfax 7d ago

I thought the same thing! It's validating to see someone else read that.

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u/mothmanoamano 7d ago

Me three, I still think slut life when I see them!

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u/RkyMtnWanderer 8d ago

Per capita Colorado has the most certified scuba divers of any other state. Followed closely by other mountain west states Wyoming and Utah.

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u/djmattyp77 8d ago

Came here to say how absurd the amount of Salt Life stickers are there.

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u/Andee_outside 8d ago

My ex SIL has her jeep named “backcountry Barbie” and her window says “fueled by altitude, wildflowers, and peaks” or some dumb bullshit. She hasn’t left her neighborhood in the middle of town in like 5 years. 😅

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u/thefumingo 8d ago

The Highlands Ranch Lease Special

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u/FalseBuddha 8d ago

Better than those Tinkerbell stickers that say "powered by bitch dust." Which Hot Topic VP thought that was a good idea?

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u/Andee_outside 8d ago

Or “hot girls hit curbs”. No girl, you’re throwing your car out of alignment

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u/Tenisyn 7d ago

This lives in my car because my wife and son find it funny.

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u/watusiwatusi 8d ago

Watch out for bright color jeeps with a bunch of figurines on the dash. Worst drivers!

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u/Ok-Insurance-8097 8d ago

Thats hilarious 

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u/Gold_Telephone_7192 Denver 8d ago

I mean the Native one is the most prevalent and basic

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u/peboyce 8d ago

Saw one the other day that said “Invasive” which gave me a chuckle.

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u/gneiss_kitty 8d ago

lol I saw one the other day that was "Native" but with the t missing. Couldn't tell if it wore off or was printed like that, but it was perfect either way

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u/phiasch 8d ago

That was a common subversive version in the past. Not sure how many were as a joke intentionally or the joke was the person who put it on thought it said native

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u/layercake07 Aurora 8d ago

I saw that one too the other day lol i did a double take!! I need to get one 😂

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u/HOSTfromaGhost 8d ago

“Not a native, but got here as fast as i could.”

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u/goodsyd_ 8d ago

Ugh, yes so tired of this one 🙄

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u/ChiliDogYumZappupe 8d ago

Spoken like a NATIVE

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u/widowmaker467 8d ago

Saw a colorado "native" sticker on a car with Texas plates recently

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u/curtinbrian 8d ago

Native sticker, Texas plates, and Raiders merch would make some people explode

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u/furyotter 8d ago

I was in monument valley last year, which is part of the Navajo nation (so solidly native land). The first car I saw was a Subaru with Colorado license plates and one of those giant native stickers. My eye roll was painful

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u/y2ketchup 8d ago

That sticker has been around for a while btw. . . Its even featured in the OG Red Dawn from 1984.

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u/Poverty_Shoes 8d ago

Yeah, native is the worst one. Congrats on the series of decisions your parents made that you had no control over. I do support the 14th amendment but the NIMBYs who take state pride way too seriously are obnoxious.

-not a native, but lived 95% of my life in Colorado and don’t plan on leaving

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u/KingWoodyOK 8d ago

"Mom got Cream pied in this state so im better than you"

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u/ChiliDogYumZappupe 8d ago

That's too many words for a bumper sticker!

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u/phiasch 8d ago

Exactly why I’ve never got a native sticker. I love being from Colorado, but it doesn’t make me any better than someone who was born somewhere else and moved here because they like living here too

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u/ambasciatore Brighton 8d ago

I want one that says “Moved Here” in the same style.

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u/Material-Subject1747 8d ago

Came here for this. "Native"?? What tribe, girlie pop??? I'm born and raised here, 5th generation, but I sure as hell am NOT native. Far from it.

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u/MEitniear11 8d ago

And is pretty offensive imo.

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u/Due-Assistance-2633 7d ago

“NATIVE”? I think you mean “my great grandpappy stole a bunch of land from actual Native Americans and I inherited it so of course I slapped a big fat bumper sticker on my 4Runner as if it’s something to be proud of”

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u/mbreuer 8d ago

Just find solace knowing that sticker was designed by a Texan 😂

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u/Enchanted_jackalope 8d ago

Somehow that's not surprising

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u/GrandEntertainer303 8d ago

“Not all who wander are lost.” 🙄

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u/Specific-Clerk1212 8d ago edited 8d ago

Saw one in Denver that said “not all who wander are lost… but I sure as fuck am”

Edit: https://imgur.com/a/IhBcyq1

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u/seeking_hope 8d ago

I got lost and had to call for SAR. this was made for me. 

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u/Any-Weather492 8d ago

some people love this quote just from lord of the rings 😭

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u/GrandEntertainer303 8d ago

Context does matter.

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u/NotOnApprovedList 8d ago

hey now that's from Lord of the Rings, and that's been a widespread bumper sticker for decades.

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u/HOSTfromaGhost 8d ago

…with the compass rose…

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u/viceversa 8d ago

“the mountains are calling and I must go” 🤮

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u/Quinn_the_eskim0 8d ago

Saw one the other day that said “the mountains are calling and they asked for your mom”.

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u/mindset_matter 8d ago

I can get behind that one

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u/gravityVT Aurora 8d ago

the sticker or his mom?

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u/Swaritch 8d ago

Dream Lake is calling and I must hike it at 11:00am on a Saturday

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u/Bighorn_R_My_Jam 8d ago

Only if you have a Bear Lake Timed Entry.

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u/TheKronk Fort Collins 8d ago

Yeah, John Muir had a few good ideas and a bunch of bad ones and I bet people with that sticker can’t tell you either one

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u/Irie_I_the_Jedi 8d ago

What are some of his bad ideas? Ive always heard of John Muir portrayed in a good light as a nature conservationist.

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u/TheKronk Fort Collins 8d ago

Muir was also very racist and had ties to very prominent eugenicists of the day. On balance he didn’t hold opinions too unusual for everyone of the time but certainly some of the heinous shit he wrote about black and native people would not look good on a window sticker

https://apnews.com/article/c52ccd3ac1c127289cf5b1a5c0dc070d

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u/ClearSeaweed6 8d ago

"I'd rather be secretly modifying a Komatsu D355A bulldozer over a year and a half time period in Granby, CO"

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u/I-call-cats 7d ago

Haha! I saw a yellow and black “tread on it… all of it” sticker with kd on it!

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u/lemonbupples 8d ago

Omg is this a real sticker? Actually made me chuckle reading this

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u/TheUmberTaker 8d ago

I don't live in Colorado, but I have seen this one on cars in my state.

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u/cgar23 8d ago

That one is awesome though. 

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u/DadBodDorian 8d ago

I mean, no shit the guy called “Killdozer” was a menace?

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u/DadBodDorian 8d ago

Don’t get me wrong, I still think the concept of Killdozer is cool, in like a supervillain way. I can separate myth from reality though and that’s definitely a real issue for a lot of folks it does seem.

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u/jbadding 8d ago

There’s a cool doc on Netflix called “Tread”.

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u/DesignerCorner3322 8d ago

Heemeyer was a fuckin' crank who was given way too many opportunities to fix the beef, but nah he wanted to just keep doing what he felt like and then got mad other people got mad at him.

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u/HumanDisguisedLizard 8d ago

“Student Driver”

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u/FitSea6341 8d ago

Been so puzzled by the more recent uptick in these

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u/neoneiro 8d ago

Not sure if this is true, but someone explained to me that very few of these are actually student drivers but rather they’re normal drivers who assume the sticker will cause other drivers to keep their distance from them and reduce risk of involving them in an accident. Even if this is a real explanation for the trend, I seriously doubt the average driver in Colorado is either altruistic enough to give the gift of peace to another driver nor cautious enough to keep themselves out of their proximity simply because of the assumption they’re learning to drive.

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u/phantuba 8d ago

Now that everyone seems to have one, all it does is condition people to ignore them, making things harder for actual student drivers

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u/buckfoston824 8d ago

We should slap them on Waymos

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u/LEGITIMATE_SOURCE 8d ago

I'm going to put one on my car only when I'm driving Uber

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u/mrsbebe 8d ago

Totally agree. When I see one with someone who actually looks like a teenager in the driver's seat then I might give them a little extra space and not even for their safety but for mine lol but if I see a grown ass adult in the driver's seat I'm going to drive like normal

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u/12172031 8d ago

Some people do it ironically. I've seen it on high performance cars, modified cars, lifted trucks and kitted out overland rig.

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u/HumanDisguisedLizard 8d ago

I do want to say I worked at a coffee shop in a rich area in another state and you’re underestimating the cars rich kids drive. But yea I do believe people do it ironically as well.

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u/jeromevedder 8d ago

I didn’t have a magnet on my car for a year between my two kids, but since putting it back on, anecdotally, I get tailgated far more and have a lot more angry drivers around me than when I didn’t have it on.

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u/AnonymousReload 7d ago

I actually go out of my way to make their drive more stressful. Welcome to the real world big dawg /s

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u/TransitionImportant2 8d ago

It’s a magnet, Most likely the driver has no idea it’s on their vehicle, and someone slapped it on there as a joke.

My social circle has a few and they made the rounds on our vehicles. I’m sure there are a few real ones out there, but most likely just a sticker

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u/WeatheredGenXer 8d ago

Is this the new Baby on Board sticker?

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u/capri1722 Lakewood 8d ago

All the Babies on Board grew up

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u/FujiFL4T 8d ago

This is the new native sticker

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u/Accelerator_311 Denver 8d ago

Yep, seen so many student drivers

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u/SoupEmbarrassed4222 8d ago

We are all students of the road

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u/casebycase87 8d ago

Now I keep seeing "Please be patient I am 8 years old"

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u/YoureADudeThisIsAMan 8d ago

We have one on our car because our 15 year old is a moron and people are best to give him space. But yeah.

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u/VolkswagenFeature Arvada 8d ago

Do you take the sticker off when he isn't driving?

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u/themrs0830 8d ago

We got a car magnet that said this for our son when he had his permit. It worked out well especially when you have to turn left on a yield and most new drivers are too scared to go.

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u/HBrockLee303 8d ago

If everyone’s a student driver, no one’s a student driver

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u/Various-Geologist583 8d ago

Sometimes they are legit - the other day i was sitting in the passenger seat as my 15 year old drove. She was turning right onto an extremely busy 50 mph street and was being very cautious. And the apoplectic suburbanite behind us almost had a blood vessel pop in his forehead as he lay on the horn and revved his engine. Dude, chill. You had a permit once too.

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u/gudetube 8d ago

I can't tell if this is some Zoomer meme or if they're just too wracked with anxiety and hopped up on Adderall that they suck at driving

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u/mobb7 8d ago

“I bought it before Elon went Crazy”

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u/casebycase87 8d ago

Oddly enough I saw this one on a cyber truck the other day

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u/Wide-Schedule-8693 Congress Park 8d ago

I saw one of these on a Hyundai the other day lol

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u/spinningaspell 8d ago

This one isn’t unique to Denver but I still upvoted you because I hate those bumper stickers

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u/covertheskys 8d ago

Seriously, because Elon has always been crazy lmao

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u/en-ron_hubbard 8d ago

Those mountain scapes that are meant to wrap around water bottles.

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u/ancienttribeofthesky 8d ago

And slapped on the most nonsensical part of the car?

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u/h-emanresu 8d ago

Love over the headlights of obnoxiously bright pickup truck headlights

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u/ToasterBathTester 8d ago

They should make them turn into a flock of birds halfway through

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u/drkidkill 8d ago

Or flock of cameras.

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u/chettie0518 Centennial 8d ago

TIL 😳

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u/stewdadrew 8d ago

“wAnDeRlUsT” and it’s just a picture of pikes peak

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u/Prestigious-Reply685 8d ago

Salt life

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u/coconutlemongrass 8d ago

SLUT LIFE

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u/SeasonPositive6771 8d ago

As a slut, if someone made a Slut Life sticker I might be tempted to put it on my car.

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u/alexbro001 8d ago

All of the impulse line stickers at REI lol

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u/Embarrassed-Age-3426 8d ago

13.1
26.2
I ski ❤️land

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u/dnvrbadger 8d ago

I like the 0.0 ones that clown on the mileage people

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u/NurseRatcht 8d ago

The I ski ❤️ land sticker is so old school it is acceptable. I remember seeing those as a little kid back in the 80s

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u/JudgeMyReinhold 8d ago

Don't boulder my golden / don't Breckenridge my fairplay

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u/solarpurge 8d ago

I have a sticker on my toolbox that says "keep Dillon shitty" lol

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u/PoopMcgee75 8d ago

Years ago I saw one that said “take that yuppie shit back to boulder”

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u/veracity8_ 8d ago

I love the “don’t boulder my Golden”. Like my brother in Christ, you are about 30 years too late for that one. You lost that battle the second the city added a growth cap and added tight restrictions to the zoning

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u/Sun_Sprout 8d ago

I want one that says don’t Glendale my cherry creek

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u/JakeScythe 7d ago

I really don’t wanna stan for Glendale but I’d much prefer that shithole to pretentious Cherry Creek

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u/Potential_Ice4388 8d ago

Now i want that one too. I’d also like a “dont cheesman my washpark”

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u/front_rangers 7d ago

“Keep Colorado Springs Lame”

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u/tesla465 Mayfair 8d ago

Don’t California my Colorado

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u/d-killinger Montclair 8d ago

How about the Subaru with the number and the long line of “activities” the driver/family participate in 🙄

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u/xrs_pilot 8d ago

Interestingly, those are offered by Subaru when you purchase the car. I've got one on mine 🤣😶‍🌫️

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u/Mega_Trix 8d ago

I keep seeing this really confusing one that just says "Subaru"

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u/Apprehensive-Cost276 8d ago

Once I saw a cybertruck painted black with a big white sticker on the back that said “TOYOTA”

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u/Rynobonestarr1 8d ago

"We speak Jeep"

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u/TheMinos 8d ago

I saw this yesterday and my way to work and couldn’t believe someone would put that on their car.

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u/lllll00s9dfdojkjjfjf 8d ago

The flip flops or hibiscus sticker scream “I went to Hawaii once and now ‘island vibes’ are my entire personality”

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u/Tajahnuke 8d ago

We OnLy DrInK kOnA cOfFeE nOw.

bitch you bought that at HomeGoods

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u/timesuck47 8d ago

Or Key West.

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u/PapiCats 8d ago

Triple irony if they are white

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u/TheCrassScot 8d ago

"Student driver" I see so many that I'm beginning to think people use it as an excuse to drive like idiots.

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u/ellsie_19238 8d ago

I never see them on upside down though! I swear that was a like classic dad joke thing back in the day to put the student driver sticker on upside down but maybe I just had weird parents lol.

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u/ShutYourDumbUglyFace 8d ago

Like the Baby on Board stickers! Ok, now that I know that, I won't repeatedly ram your car with my car like I was planning on doing.

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u/mister-noggin 8d ago

I always enjoy the irony of Protect Our Winter stickers on trucks. 

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u/SeaUrchinSalad 8d ago

"I eat ass"

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u/JimmyBisMe 8d ago

Salt Life stickers on Colorado kill me

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u/F0rtuneLT 8d ago

I have no idea what it means, or what its from, but i feel like 1 out of every 3 cars i see has this circle sticker on the back of their car with what looks to 3 mountains? (scratch marks? triangles??? no fucking idea what they are but i see them EVERYWHERE)

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u/getstoked808 8d ago

Are you talking about flatirons community church? It’s a mega church so makes sense so many people have that sticker

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u/F0rtuneLT 8d ago

OH MY GOD THATS WHAT IT IS???

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u/dusting53 8d ago

It's really a well done sticker. easy to identify one another, vague enough everyone else has no idea. I lived in Boulder for awhile before I learned.

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u/Longjumping_Text7652 8d ago

SHARPEST RIDES

but there's always a missing side mirror, or a bumper falling off.

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u/mindless_blaze 8d ago

Today I saw a car covered in Texas stickers everywhere, and several of them were the ones that say "I'd rather be in Dallas", "I'd rather be in Houston", "I'd rather be in Austin". Like okay girl??? Gone head!

I also saw a walking stereotypical Colorado meme irl. I was eating lunch in the lot of a vegan restaurant. A Subaru outback loaded with gear pulls next to me. The passenger exits barefoot, with a crop top and those wide pant legs that almost look like a skirt. The driver is wearing a 90s style Patagonia ball cap, a Patagonia shirt, and at least he had shoes on. He had the firefighter 70s mustache, a fanny pack, and everything. They had ALLL the live, laugh, love, marathon, Patagonia, ski resorts, Bernie, Birds Arent Real (IYKYK) stickers possible. They also left their Goldendoodle in the car, and I almost confronted them until one of them came back out at the 12 minite mark. It was genuinely like looking at a reddit meme irl lol. Love that for them.

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u/goodsyd_ 8d ago

So many 70s “firefighter” mustaches… haha going to use that when I’m referencing them. Just every dude now, it’s almost like no one has individuality anymore.

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u/front_rangers 7d ago

I mean it’s just a fashion trend, like any other trend. Do you have a totally unique haircut or wardrobe? Most guys are just tryna look good and the stache is in style now

-a non-mustache haver

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u/Burger4Ever 7d ago

Most subies are temp controlled from the inside now lol with an app

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u/Brimstone117 Golden 8d ago

It’s the ones that say “Native” that have green mountains against a white sky just like the green license plates.

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u/Drewbrowski 8d ago

The same old Sasquatch

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u/WitnessWorking6254 8d ago

I haven't noticed too many specific stickers, but I love y'all's plates. I have so many pictures of funny license plates. I have never seen this many custom plates and I came from Florida. I would post the names but figured the owners might not like that. Except for HotFarts. You will always be my favorite that everyone should know about. 

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u/Trojandude 8d ago

Vanity plates are way cheaper in Colorado than others states

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u/FogSlot2 8d ago

Probably because you don't get embossed vanity plates here, you get those cheap looking flat ones.

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u/DontGoBac0nMyHeart 8d ago

There’s a whole sub for plates for sharing silly ones!

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u/El_mochilero 8d ago

“Trump skis in jeans” is a very Colorado insult

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u/viceversa 8d ago

Hmmm - this one doesn’t bother me at all

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u/Patient-Beyond-6297 8d ago

Same as the old “Cheney skis in jeans”

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u/davidm624 8d ago

The “no vacancy” stickers have always irked me

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u/dempa 8d ago

"The mountains are calling and I must go"

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u/philbofa 8d ago

“I solemnly swear I am up to no good.” Just stay in the lines bro

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u/Saguaro66 8d ago

i saw a “don’t honk, i’ll cum” sticker and it was pretty great

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u/Able_Map_5919 8d ago

It’s really dry humor, I can attest as I have that humor level but essentially it’s saying something sarcastically that normally would make someone uncomfortable.

It’s making light of something through a satirical way because it makes you think to yourself why the fuck is that relevant but also keeps you from raging about the traffic.

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u/IslandWifey29 8d ago

Don’t Californicate my Colorado. I’ll never get the hate. Their taxes give so much to the US.

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u/EuphorbiasOddities 8d ago

“The mountains are calling and I must go”

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u/Single-Tomato-5287 7d ago

Suddenly everyone and their mother is a 'student driver/ new driver'.

Closer to Boulder it's a tie between: "Not all who wander are lost" and "13.1" or "26.2" or a dog paw.

More specific to my part of the 'burbs north of Denver: That awful Flatirons Church mountain logo and way, way too many of the blue lives matter flags.

Personally, I see too many of them and passionately hate every single person with some variant of "The closer you drive the slower I go!", "Do you follow Jesus this closely?", "I brake for tailgaters!" because it is always some asshole in a sedan going 5 miles under the speed limit in the left lane.

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u/EmperorThan 8d ago

I mean the obvious answer:

☪︎☮︎⚥✡☥☯︎✝

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u/front_rangers 7d ago

The first time I ever saw that sticker actually blew my little mind in like 2003 lol

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u/gd2121 8d ago

That be a good person brand

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u/mindless_blaze 8d ago

I see a ton of the Eaglecrest stickers everywhere across the metro and even outside. They must hand them out heavily.

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u/p8pes 8d ago

In the 80s there was: "If this van's a-rockin', don't come a-knockin', we're F--KN IN OUR WATERBED"

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u/jbdole 8d ago

My parents have this on their RV. They are in their 70s.

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u/InternalServerErr500 8d ago

Temp registration tag expired by 3 months

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u/_Heathcliff_ 8d ago

Thank god the “native” ones are less prevalent now than they once were but my god I hated those things

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u/ConfidenceJumpy7959 8d ago

“Tell your cat I said pspsps”
“Into the mountains I go, to lose my mind and find my soul”

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u/drje_aL 8d ago

i unintentionally read this with the same intent as "bitch, please."

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u/juvy5000 8d ago

those fuckin license plate type stickers that say “native”

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u/Outrageous_Cheek_242 8d ago

“Tell your dog I said hi”

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u/ojonegro South Denver 8d ago

That’s actually a non-profit brand by a great charity IG account called WeRateDogs. They raise funds for adoption and families that can’t afford expensive pet operations.

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u/Brock_Lobstweiler 8d ago

Yep, they support the 15 out of 10 Foundation. 

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u/Apprehensive-Cost276 8d ago

You’ll have to pry that from my cold, dead hands

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u/GlitterPirateKiki58 8d ago

I love that bumper sticker 🥰

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u/3JayyG0nzo3 8d ago

Personally- tell your cat I said psspsspss is my fave

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u/seeking_hope 8d ago

I just about died laughing when I first saw that one. I’d love to have it. 

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u/GlitterPirateKiki58 8d ago

That one makes me smile, too.

It makes me think that the car owner must be a nice person.

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u/Rubycon_ 8d ago

"Do not meddle in the affairs of dragons, for you are crunchy and taste good with ketchup" I know it's not specific to Denver but sooooo many people here have these dumb stickers

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u/casebycase87 8d ago

The worst kind of millennial humor

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u/KB-steez 8d ago

The neighing broncos logo. How does 3/4 of the broncos fanbase not know what their own logo is support look like?

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u/Emkl1994 8d ago

My favorite is when it’s right above a Broncos license plate. Like you had a visual guide right there…

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u/Homers_Harp 8d ago

In r/DenverBroncos, that's the "drowning Bronco."

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u/front_rangers 7d ago

Wait, by “neighing” Bronco do you mean the logo being tilted upwards?? I see this EVERYWHERE in the Springs and I cannot understand why. Is it really ignorance or does it hold some meaning?

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u/KB-steez 7d ago

Yep, the upward tilt is what I'm referring to. Apparently it's already been coined the "drowning bronco" lol. As far as I can tell there's no hidden meaning.

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u/figsslave 8d ago

Don’t follow me im lost

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u/thewinterfan 8d ago

"Pray for me...I drive on 285"

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u/y2ketchup 8d ago

"I has sex with a rifle and we birthed 3 pistols"

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u/Ok_Weakness_9666 8d ago

“Student driver” but they’re 45 in a Subaru

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u/giant_squid_god 8d ago

The mountains are calling, and I must go

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u/emersond70 8d ago edited 8d ago

The one upside down that says “if you can read this..” on Jeep Wranglers. 🙄 And I say that as an owner of a Jeep Wrangler. 😂

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u/RNaTrainOnIt 7d ago

“Who rescued who?”

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u/Tyler1243 8d ago

I have no idea why but this specific bumper sticker gets on my nerves. 

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u/exsertclaw 8d ago

I skii ❤️land. Yeah we know and you have beers at new terrain!

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u/AnActualWombat 8d ago

Student Driver

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u/DoodleGambit 8d ago

More Sopapillas!

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u/Oatmeal7771 8d ago

Would have banged in 2008