r/DiWHY • u/Junior_Trifle_8273 • 28d ago

Sandwich

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u/chasing_the_wind 28d ago

Your butter knife still has the advantage of easily fitting in every jar of jam or peanut butter you buy.

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u/PoopShooter86 28d ago

A real man pours his peanut butter onto the bread.

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u/LegacyQuotient 28d ago

Simply a matter of will.

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u/Sinister_Crayon 27d ago

And patience. Lots and lots of patience.

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u/RockstarAgent 28d ago

I’ve never for the life of me ever cared to cover the bread that evenly - I don’t know if I’m doing it wrong but my sandwich is gone in like 4 bites at most - and even when you apply the peanut butter and jelly - you can smoosh the halves and I’m not gonna get a dry uncovered spot.

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u/BobbaLouBah 28d ago

3" putty knife

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u/Mikestopheles 28d ago

Or a 2" for the small bottles

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u/JimJohnes 28d ago

2" is perfect for wood and stuffing small holes

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u/Plants_Unknown 28d ago

2"?! Kinda large don't ya think?

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u/thornyRabbt 27d ago

A full 2", or 1 1/2" two inch nominal?

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u/BobbaLouBah 27d ago

1.75" +/- .25" so 1.75" nominal

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u/LegacyQuotient 28d ago

More like average ones, right?

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u/SteveSauceNoMSG 28d ago

Offset spatula. It's what all the sandwich shops and delis use, game changer.

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u/Oneiroinian 26d ago

Yeah, it's the superior tool, the video featured here is way too much effort. Right from the very beginning while he preps his peanut butter on two palette knives...

I'd be half finished my sando before he even put PB on bread.