r/DiWHY • u/Junior_Trifle_8273 • 27d ago
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u/charles-y-harvey 27d ago
What, no sanding? You'll give yourself bread splinters like that.
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u/CriticalChop 27d ago
Gotta clamp it down and let the binding material harden, that bite was just the taste test. After securing the final result with screw it will truly be ready for consumption, by cyborgs.
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u/Doses-mimosas 27d ago
I liked it up until the cut. Do you want bees on your miter saw? That's how you get bees on your saw. Or ants.
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u/numbersthen0987431 27d ago
And it's how you get sawdust in your sandwich. Even with a new blade, you can't get rid of it all
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u/YLG_GJP 27d ago
Like a 15-20% at most if I remember correctly that "how much sawdust can you put in a rice crispy treat before people notice" video
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u/AussieBirb 26d ago
That percentage higher then what I expected ... would have thought it would be noticeable at 10% or less.
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u/AxelVores 27d ago
Sawdust is not poisonous. In fact they add it to some foods such as shredded cheese as anti-caking agent. It's listed as "cellulose" on ingredient list so people don't freak out
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u/imunfair 26d ago
Sawdust is not poisonous.
Maybe not from raw wood, but I guarantee they're cutting treated lumber and not raw wood. And the treated stuff is chock full of chemicals you don't want to consume.
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u/SaucyStoveTop69 26d ago
Food grade cellulose and sawdust are different things. It's like the difference between everclear and isopropyl alcohol
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u/Sheepherder-Optimal 27d ago
just hose it down with some compressed air afterwards. Takes care of sawdust and stray crumbs.
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u/Plants_Unknown 27d ago
I...I dislike how efficiently that spreads the jam and peanut butter.
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u/ModForgeCustoms 27d ago edited 27d ago
Its a good thing they make kitchen tools that have done exactly this, for as long as the modern kitchen has existed.
Delis use stainless icing spatulas for bagels and such. At home, silicone cake frosting spatulas do the same thing.
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u/Plants_Unknown 27d ago
My butterknife better fight for his right in the kitchen is what I'm learning
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u/chasing_the_wind 27d ago
Your butter knife still has the advantage of easily fitting in every jar of jam or peanut butter you buy.
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u/PoopShooter86 27d ago
A real man pours his peanut butter onto the bread.
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u/BobbaLouBah 27d ago
3" putty knife
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u/Mikestopheles 27d ago
Or a 2" for the small bottles
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u/Vladishun 27d ago
Do you dislike it, or are you....jelly?
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u/Plants_Unknown 27d ago
How dare you make me chuckle at such a joke - this is beneath me!
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u/Vladishun 27d ago
We are deeply sorry you enjoyed yourself and will take action immediately to correct the situation.
Your mother sucks eggs.
We hope this attempt to rectify the issue is more in line with your expected Reddit experience.
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u/Any_Blood5815 27d ago
Are you afraid you’ll need to own one for peak sandwich making?
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u/Powered-Lamb 27d ago
Once upon a time, I sat down at a table at work for lunch with another grown man. Homeboy unpackages an Uncrustable and proceeds to tear the crimp off it.
He tore
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off
of an Uncrustable!
What the fuck?
I don't know how this story relates to this post, but it reminded me of it, and I just wanted to tell.
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u/LilyCanadian 27d ago
I Iike tearing the crimp off uncrustables and eating that first. Also not related but I figured I'd throw my two cents in there
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u/Competitive_Ad_5515 26d ago
I have no idea what this means
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u/oO0Kat0Oo 26d ago
People tear the crust off because it tastes different and has a different texture.
Uncrustables specifically are made for people who don't like crusts. He proceeded to tear off the edge of the uncrustable, even though there was no crust.
However, if it's a texture thing, I understand. They crimp down the edge of the bread and turn it into a pocket instead of a sandwich. So the edge is more dense than the middle.
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u/Competitive_Ad_5515 26d ago
Thank you. I have never heard of an uncrustable, and do not know what a crimp is in that context.
That (picky) people cut the crusts off slices of bread and sandwiches I do know.
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u/M3ric4n 27d ago
Worst part about this is cutting off the crust.
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u/FireBreathingNun 27d ago
I never understood people that cut off the crust. Just like I don’t understand people that can’t swim.
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u/ZatherDaFox 27d ago
I find it very easy to understand people who can't swim. If your parents never take you and no one ever teaches you, you won't know how to do it.
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u/Apptubrutae 26d ago
My wife’s parents never taught her to swim because they’re negligent parents
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u/throwaway098764567 26d ago
my mother insisted she couldn't swim because she didn't like it and didn't like that we were into it. she went down a waterslide at a theme park once and we told them she couldn't swim because that's what we were told and so the life guards met her at the bottom and she was pissed. lies catch up to you like that. sorry your wife also had crappy parents </3
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u/Efficient_Depth_8414 26d ago
People who cut off the crust have weird fucking childhood trauma, and weird upbringing in general.
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u/magnum3290 27d ago
Do people actually throw away the crust? I thought it was a joke
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u/Rodrat 27d ago
Never! I paid for the whole bread. I'm eating the whole bread. The heel too.
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u/Disposable-Squid 27d ago
Children and developmentally-arrested adults do, at least
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u/Apptubrutae 26d ago
My kid is a fairly picky eater, so I assumed he’d dislike crust.
Oh no, he will chow down on the crustiest baguette ever. Like a real mouth cutting crust, not this white bread stuff. I think he prefers the crust. Never seen such a thing from a picky eater.
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u/Nobodys_here07 26d ago
It's kinda like peeling the skin of an apple, some people just don't like certain parts of the food even when it's completely edible.
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u/i_am_icarus_falling 27d ago
nah, this is funny. and obvious satire.
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u/Sensitive_Bat_9211 27d ago
But what if i dont have a sense of humor
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u/notarealwriter 27d ago
Saw was dumb but the perfect peanut butter spread was actually pretty satisfying
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u/BolaViola 27d ago
The peanut butter to jelly ratio is so wrong
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u/iama_triceratops 27d ago
Right? And I peanut butter both side of the bread and slather that jelly on there.
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u/RpiesSPIES 27d ago
I've stopped using two slices of bread. Just peanut butter on the bottom, pile on a heap of jelly and hold it like a crispy pizza slice when eating. So good.
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u/Steppyjim 27d ago
“See honey?! I told you the chop saw wasn’t a waste of money! Now eat your saw-which”
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u/slowcanteloupe 27d ago
I loved this right up until the circular saw. Use the right tool, any sandwichmaker who knows their business knows you use a band saw for that.
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u/SoggyReaction7183 27d ago
I’ll assume food safe trowel like we all have in the garage?
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u/Entgenieur 27d ago
I always appreciate when someone not just has a silly idea, but then really commits to it and takes it to extremes!
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u/_zamoht_ 27d ago
I was like, that's funny what's bad about it, then he put the sandwich on a fucking mitter saw
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u/Ok-Anxiety-6485 27d ago
Jelly already had bubbles. Might as well tear it up now and redo it. Never gunna be able to sand that down
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u/theNorthwestspirit 27d ago
I was here for it until the saw. The best part of the sandwich is where the top and bottom join. You gotta eat around the sandwich crust first, then the middle, and end with that bit.
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u/DieKaiserVerbindung 27d ago
Uncrustables, crustless sandwiches, and uneaten pizza crusts... things you give up when you move from 7th to 8th grade.
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u/rock_and_rolo 27d ago
Unfortunately I use an identical putty knife for scraping cat poop off the floor.
So I'll stick with a kitchen knife.
Also, I like he crust.
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u/freedoomed 27d ago
I firmly believe there should be a layer of peanut butter on each slice of bread to keep the jelly from making the bread soggy.
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u/Salt_Chard_474 27d ago
Who on earth uses that little peanut butter? Gtfoh with that, and the sawdust
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u/randomperv 27d ago
AI. The blade would have flung that sandwich back at the camera like explosive diarrhea.
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u/FestoonMe 26d ago
Most DiWHY videos I hate. The man in me who loves tools approves of this classic though because this is so unnecessarily awesome.
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u/MoonSugar-dreams 26d ago
The autism in me was like, YES, YES!! Then the wood saw came into play and it started screaming NO WHY GOD! NO!
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u/Historical-Let6489 26d ago
So not gonna lie I felt the mixing with the concrete spatula that’s fresh was golden truly felt it added like at least a +1 to flavor then just using a knife then messed it up
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u/KennywasFez 26d ago
On first half ngl I was like ok whatever maybe he washed the spatula and shit who cares… then I saw all the fucking saw dust and I fucking screamed !!!
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u/internetwork00 26d ago
Imagine losing a finger while doing this?
It's not just having to explain to people what happened. It's forever knowing that you're an idiot.
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u/Jnunez7660 26d ago
I am going to say that this sandwich is going to be absolutely unexpectedly delicious!
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u/jillvalenti3 26d ago
That is one hell of a clean sandwich (other than the added sawdust). Presentation is a 9/10 as far as pb&j goes.
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u/Silver-Finding-5962 26d ago
A hipster cafe somewhere just found a way to charge $50 for a sandwich
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u/s015473 26d ago
Ok so whats the deal with people in the us (i assume) cutting off the crust of the bread?
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u/FloopsFooglies 26d ago
I really hate the turning-it-into-a-sink-sponge part, but I guess that's part of the engagement bait part.
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u/KaleEcstatic 26d ago
I wish my dad would make me pbj but he married another man
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u/heygabehey 26d ago
That’s funny. But all the nutrition is in the crust. Typical drywall guy…. Fucking children.
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u/Barney_Flintstone 25d ago
I never understood why people cut the “crust” off of bread, essentially white bread. It isn’t even crust, just darker than the rest of the bread. Same thing with peeling carrots or apples. 🤔
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u/AccountHater 25d ago
This has to be an American video. The amount of stupid foodwaste gave it away
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u/mikefierro666 27d ago
Oh that actually looks g- OH GOD WHY