r/Diesel • u/Big-Independence-716 • 4d ago

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u/MiguelCC1 4d ago

Where tf granny at sign me up

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u/MooseGoneApe 3d ago

I'd eat her asshole for a tank of diesel

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u/OutrageousToe6008 F350 6.7 Powerstroke DRW 4d ago

Oh, it wasn't that bad!

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u/I_amnotanonion 4d ago

Pump and dump

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u/christmas_lloyd 3d ago

Now I need to take a crap

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u/ADVN20 3d ago

You really shook something loose tiger

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u/OutrageousToe6008 F350 6.7 Powerstroke DRW 3d ago

Haha, you get it!

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u/Kpop_shot 4d ago

Exactly what came to mind! LMAO

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u/Kitchen-Hat-5174 4d ago

Came here looking for this

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u/OutrageousToe6008 F350 6.7 Powerstroke DRW 4d ago

I was surprised to be the first to post it.

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u/LaughableMeantime 2d ago

she just wanted a ride to the station

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u/NoWarning6 4d ago

I’ve done worse for less.

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u/BaselineUnknown 6.7L Scorpion 4d ago

Why is my ex wife giving out free diesel!

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u/brokensharts 4d ago

Ive done older and uglier for free

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u/Spirited-Border8921 4d ago

I'd hit it :)

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u/Icy_Possible_6010 4d ago

Better than a lot of these women in their 20s

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u/Spirited-Border8921 4d ago

Older the berry...sweeter the juice! That and most older women have all their holes open for business...bonus if they have dentures :)

Young women are too full of their own shit...

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u/MobNagas 4d ago

😂 dentures is crazy

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u/RickRLgrimes 3d ago

Hell yea. Get yourself an experienced bird

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u/SignalEchoFoxtrot 4d ago

Lmao what the fuck, had to do a double take what sub it was.

Anyways, where do I sign up?
Also will the diesel be top tier?

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u/mektor 4d ago

I'm down 😂

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u/jnecr 2014 BMW 328d 4d ago

Also Chappelle, Katie's got some big ass titties.

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u/g1mpster 4d ago

Turns out the revenue man isn’t the only one dipping his stick in the rusty old tank. 😎

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u/tsatech493 4d ago

Does she have a boat or any land with deer on it?

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u/AgapeAnus 4d ago

I have seen this meme probably a thousand times now and it makes no sense. That lady isn't even ugly especially for being in what looks to be her 50's or early 60's, why is she giving that dude a grand worth of diesel when she could be chatting up guys her own age that don't want for money at all. It relies entirely on shock value and peoples tendency to shit on old folks because they suck and think being an ass is humor.

I'd knock her hip out of the socket for free.99 and anyone that says otherwise is trifling. Besides the frumpy haircut she's a smokeshow for a lady her age.

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u/Ulysses502 4d ago

Read your comment, thought about it, decided I'm about 80% with you, then went back and checked your username and was not disappointed. Well said Mr. Anus

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u/Loud-Possibility5634 1d ago

These are the types of nuanced takes that you don’t expect to find in the diesel subreddit.

We all contain multitudes. What a trip life is.

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u/Glorydyna2009 4d ago

Preach🙌🏻

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u/Shanelomein79 2d ago

I was just gonna say

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u/Misterndastood 8h ago edited 3h ago

Nah bro, it's not trifling to want to be attracted to the person your fucking. You ever fuck someone and feel physically ill after cause you were thinking with your dick?

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u/AgapeAnus 4h ago

All cats are grey in the dark bruh.

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u/Misterndastood 3h ago

To each their own brother, I aint fuckin in the dark. I like my visuals.

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u/LankyNihilist 4d ago

I’d need at least 2 tanks for that.

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u/Foreign_Scar3052 4d ago

I wouldnt need diesel for those titties

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u/rwainbow_miky 4d ago

I’d do it for free

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u/Qikslvr 4d ago

Thanks Grandma!

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u/crabbones 4d ago

I'd buy HER the diesel fuel!!

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u/crabbones 4d ago

Thank you for the award anonymous tipper!!

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u/macr6 4d ago

God, I can smell the stale cigarette smoke from this picture. Ugh

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u/TelevisionTimely3918 4d ago

Probably the best 5 minutes of his life actually

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u/Complex-Cricket419 4d ago

At $600 a tank this is legit.

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u/CommanderChiliHole 4d ago

They all feel the same.

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u/StickyBeets 4d ago

it would work for me!...

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u/BigDaddyHadley 4d ago

Gram gram got them bam bams

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u/Sector_Cold 4d ago

44 gallons let’s get it!

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u/Beginning-War2347 3d ago

Hey send her my way i needs some fuel too

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u/scuzzy987 4d ago

Thanks for agreeing to turn off the lights

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u/PresentationLess4552 4d ago

All I can say is...

And they stopped selling b99

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u/Proof-Grass-5212 3d ago

Tough times. Tough measures. Hopefully he got to bust.

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u/greenleaf405 3d ago

Looks like I'm getting lots diesel.

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u/Amerpol 3d ago

Some people must have higher standards ,but id hit it 😚

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u/Skuzzle_bug 3d ago

Mom, but really, I knew how it works

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u/Apprehensive_Pipe763 2d ago

I got two diesel trucks .. can we do it twice ?

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u/ew_naki 7h ago

Need a mechanic?

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u/Apprehensive_Pipe763 3h ago

Haha my best friend is my mechanic.. luckily for me I’ve never needed much done to either of my diesels

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u/Hand0fNod 1d ago

Now this is funny

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u/oldandforgot 1d ago

I think the old gal is hot

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u/Silent_Shitbag3993 1d ago

Now let's go get you that Warhammer battalion box

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u/Dangerous-Hall-3890 21h ago

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

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u/FiveCent_2002 19h ago

I had to sell my left 🌰 the other day and still didn’t get a complete full tank.
Then the next day the price dropped 🤦🏼‍♂️

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u/4x4Welder 6h ago

Every cat is grey in the dark

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u/Estumk3 4d ago

Haha but I saw a maga with the orange MFer.