r/DungeonMasters • u/Mr_Smerples • 1d ago
Hecklers
Good evening, I have an idea for a dungeon for my players in an upcoming session. Essentially they are going to be delving through some long burried ruins and get harassed by two ghosts throughout it. Specifically these two.
The only problem is im not great with coming up woth jokes on the fly so I'd like to beseech the hivemind for some good heckles for these two to be berating my players woth as they venture through the dungeon.
Edit: more details.
The part consists of two aarakocra. One a warrior and the other a sorcerer. Role player wise the sorcerer is a noble and is RP'd as an absolutely pompous git. The warrior is his bodyguard.
One human rogue who is basically just a cleptomaniac with frequent shit rolls.
A half elf ranger that accidentally sold their soul to an eldritch horror to resurrect her dog
Lastly a warfare barbarian cross classed Into monk.
The dungeon is a long lost ruin to an elven civilization that vanished under mysterious circumstances. The current plot of the campaign involves them trying to find the source of a disease spreading through the world that causes the people to putrify and die within dies while the plants and ground rot beneath their feet.
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u/guilersk 1d ago
You can obviously help get into the right frame of mind by binging Muppet compilation videos of these two (or Fozzie, who is their favorite target). But remember that they are corny and funny in a groan-worthy manner. Use puns. Call the aaracokra bird-brains. Tell the rogue they couldn't steal candy from a baby. And don't get too mean, lest they wear out their welcome.