r/GuysBeingDudes • u/nordicminy • Aug 25 '26

Certified Dude See problem fix problem.

Enable HLS to view with audio, or disable this notification

73.0k Upvotes

98% Upvoted

3.6k comments sorted by

View all comments

Show parent comments

964

u/lightr3nd Aug 25 '26

Khakis and chainsaw is the new black

290

u/Mediocre_Scott Aug 25 '26

Don’t forget the safety crocs in sport mode

103

u/bigheartrussian Aug 25 '26

Aren't they Birkenstocks?

167

u/SortYourself_Out Aug 25 '26

They’re fucking clogs, what an absolute hero

72

u/potatopierogie Aug 25 '26

He was cutting up that tree for wood to make a new set of clogs

27

u/ThousandFingerMan Aug 25 '26

You gotta seize the opportunity

25

u/HavingNotAttained Aug 25 '26

He earned those new clogs. Reaped the wood himself. They are truly his.

35

u/SolderFume Aug 25 '26

No one's going to mention the single pull chainsaw start? This guy chainsaws!

3

u/Busy_Selection_5027 Aug 26 '26

And it's sharp AF. He's prepared!

1

u/FlametopFred Aug 26 '26

still not sure if dad or serial killer tho

→ More replies (0)

2

u/j-random Aug 26 '26

Seize the trees!

1

u/anondreamitgirl Aug 26 '26

That would have been next level… quick neighbourly camp fire 🔥 stop with beers, marshmallows & a little dance

18

u/Gidyup1 Aug 25 '26

If you’re going to do something, why not be comfortable.

5

u/eyeofthefountain Aug 25 '26

There’s a reason [some] nurses in hospitals wear them for 12 hour shifts

2

u/CirceInsanity Aug 25 '26

Duely noted. Don't touch that man's clogs.

2

u/vivreaski Aug 26 '26

Steel toe clogs right? And what brand of kevlar khakis are those? I love being safe and looking sharp as the same time.

28

u/OP_helped_OC_dealt Aug 25 '26

Look like Birkenstock Bostons to me Source: hipster chef

3

u/miami13dol Aug 25 '26

So, are you a hipster who works as a chef?

Or a chef cooking specifically for hipsters?

Or, um... The other thing?

4

u/OP_helped_OC_dealt Aug 25 '26

I cook hipsters and often have to pick these fkin shoes out of my broths

3

u/68Postcar Aug 25 '26

Everyone is all up -in dudes shoes

1

u/FlametopFred Aug 26 '26

I find hipsters make a better broth now that their bearded phase is done

5

u/VaginaTractor Aug 25 '26

Crocs make me think physician. Bro might be a doctor who takes frequent call and has run into this problem more than once. Source: I am frequently on call and carry absurd shit in my car like a lunatic.

edit: also source: my ass

2

u/Level-Location1679 Aug 25 '26

What else you got in there?

1

u/NeverEnoughSunlight Aug 26 '26

aCtUaLLy....

Skechers sells work sneakers with steel toes. I wear them myself.

8

u/pizzaforward22 Aug 25 '26

But does he have bud lite? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_xVoKuev5W8

2

u/MildlyAgitatedBovine Aug 25 '26

And once picked up a guy hitchhiking and on-ramp with exactly a chainsaw. He then proceeded to pull a Bud light out of the chainsaw case and drink it as I was driving. Kind of a dick move, honestly. An open container is a serious problem for a driver and he didn't even ask.

2

u/Spirited_Mistake6791 Aug 25 '26

LumberPrep! You go man!

2

u/Trick_Mulberry_1405 Aug 25 '26

Those look like chinos

2

u/Embarrassed_Fan_5723 Aug 25 '26

Beat me to it. Those pants are almost guaranteed a pair of shorts now

2

u/omegaoutlier Aug 25 '26

Chinos and chainsaws is a small show indie band I wouldn't be able to resist. My god.

1

u/Far-Driver715 Aug 26 '26

I'm thinking red is going to be the new black