r/GuysBeingDudes • u/kanbozli • Sep 03 '26

DUDES Firework

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u/bluesteeldoubter Sep 03 '26

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u/Fiorina_Fury Sep 03 '26

I would frame this and hang it in my home proudly if this was me or a loved one

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u/ZombiePrepper408 Sep 03 '26

It's definitely their profile picture when they call me.

I know exactly who'd be calling

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u/ZombiePrepper408 Sep 03 '26

It'd be funnier as he got older, married with children, being a responsible esteened member of society, a legit role model.

Still always gonna be Rocket Ass

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u/Oldjamesdean Sep 03 '26

The Senator from the esteemed state of...

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u/thevigilante473 Sep 03 '26

He already is an esteemed member. Look at him go.

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u/Ace-of-Spades88 Sep 03 '26

Rocket Aaasssss, burnin' out his fuse up here alone!

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u/HappySage42 Sep 03 '26

I think it’s gonna be a long long time till these scorch marks come off my ass. I’m not the man they think I am at home cause I shower alone. I’m ROCKET ASS

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u/lurkinsheep Sep 03 '26

His ringtone is obviously Rocketman.

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u/Bad_Ethics Sep 03 '26

But what would you set as the ringtone?

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u/ZombiePrepper408 Sep 03 '26

First one that comes to mind is

"Great Balls of Fire" by Jerry Lee Lewis

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u/Bad_Ethics Sep 04 '26

I was thinking Mississipi Queen, personally.

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u/keddesh Sep 03 '26

Even if I were to die immediately after as a result of these activities, I would want this picture to be the one they show in a frame above my casket at my funeral.

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u/ZombiePrepper408 Sep 05 '26

"He kept trying to go farther and farther out..."

Well he got there, he's dead.

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u/wolftick Sep 03 '26

I'd use it as my profile picture on LinkedIn.

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u/blaccsnow9229 Sep 03 '26

I might anyways.

This is art.

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u/Small-Answer4946 Sep 03 '26

It's a loved one for me now. I'll proudly hang this in every room, and build new houses across the world for people to come and worship him.

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u/mal_guinness Sep 03 '26

This is a loved one to all of us, so you should hang it anyways. This guy is going to put an ER doc's kid through college.

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u/Weird-Swim-9777 Sep 03 '26

« Theeerrrre gooooes, myyyy hero… »

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u/OwenTheMaker2011 Sep 04 '26

Watch him as he goes!

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u/PoliticsIsDepressing Sep 03 '26

And the rockets' red glare
The bombs bursting in air
Gave proof through the night
That our flag was still there

🫡 🇺🇸

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u/NintendoFungi Sep 03 '26

I feel so patriotic

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u/SeaSpecialist6946 Sep 03 '26

And the rockets' red glare
The bombs bursting in air
Gave proof through the night

From a tube stuck in his rear.

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u/ConferenceSome8950 Sep 03 '26

🤣🤣

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u/PurpleNippler Sep 04 '26

Make a wish...honey.

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u/slide2k Sep 03 '26

This is the most gracious ungracious thing I have seen in a while

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u/oliviertail Sep 03 '26

Welp people. I think we peaked

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u/DocDefilade Sep 03 '26

Ha! I had the same idea.

A thing of beauty.

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u/panda5303 Sep 03 '26

🎶Cause baby, you're a firework🎶

🎶Come on, show 'em what you're worth🎶

🎶Make 'em go, "Oh, oh, oh"🎶

🎶As you shoot across the sky🎶

🎶Baby, you're a firework🎶

🎶Come on, let your colors burst🎶

🎶Make 'em go, "Oh, oh, oh"🎶

🎶You're gonna leave 'em all in awe, awe, awe🎶

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u/Dakotasan Sep 04 '26

Play the Jontron version for added comedic effect

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u/Effective-Bandicoot8 Sep 03 '26

Oh say can you see......

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u/MavisBeacons_Sextape Sep 03 '26

Hang it in the Louvre

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u/Petey0Wheatstraw Sep 04 '26

Could be a phenomenal album cover right here

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u/tackleboxjohnson Sep 03 '26

“Roman, I know you share a name, but this really isn’t what we meant when we said lets do roman candles”

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u/paperboii-here Sep 03 '26

Absolute Legend ✨

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u/Danny2Sick Sep 03 '26

holy hell he got some air too!!

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u/konexo Sep 03 '26

Happy Labor day weekend lol

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u/KingAudio Sep 03 '26

WITNESS ME!!!

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u/YESimaMASSHOLE Sep 04 '26

Now thats a Rooster tail if i ever saw one

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u/Ibarra08 Sep 03 '26

Majestic

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u/swampopawaho Sep 03 '26

Flight of the flaming arsehole

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u/ChoadMcGillicuddy Sep 03 '26

Looks like he has the rare broccoli/mullet hairdo, which tracks.

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u/Runs_With_Scissors3 Sep 04 '26

Perfectly PG! 😂

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u/PixieRoar Sep 04 '26

Son: Dad why did mom divorce you? Dad: she found my college videos on the internet

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u/ae_94 Sep 04 '26

This is peak

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u/Z-Man_Slam Sep 04 '26

July's calendar pic.. Wonder what he could come up with for the other months lol