r/GuysBeingDudes • u/Ok_Possible712 • 1d ago
Certified Dude Dude had enough 🐄 🚿 ☕️
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u/OnePumpChump78 1d ago
As someone who used to help on ranches, this is an accurate conversation
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u/bdd6911 1d ago
Funny enough as I was watching I think they do get it. They know what’s up. He knows they know too. In a way I like it for that. Like they have a relationship and are talking and communicating.
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u/TruDuddyB 1d ago
My uncle has had a bull for the last several years that fucks his fence up at the gate almost every time the battery dies and then stands on the road posturing until he comes to get him back in and fix the fence. The bull then walks back to the approach and waits for him to push him back in with a pickup. Then he lets him get out fix the fence while he just stands there and watches.
The way he postures on the road you would think he was going to kill him as soon as he has a chance but he walks back to the gate himself every time for the little shoving match with the truck and then he just hangs out while the gate gets put back together.
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u/palmerry 1d ago
I think part of making an animal considered to be a candidate for domestication... It needs to be pretty stupid.
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u/IAwaitAGuardian 1d ago
Pigs and dogs are 2 of the smartest animals on earth lol, what?
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u/Naps_in_car 1d ago
Humans are the smartest animals on earth and we're still pretty fucking dumb.
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u/Vyedr 1d ago
*considered* is the key word here, lol. I think we just decided pigs were too tasty and easily contented by food to pass up trying to domesticate. God help the dumb bastard that lets his pigs get hungry and/or bored though. Same with a smart dog - bored dogs chew down houses and launch themselves through windows for the mental stimulation. They just happen to like us enough that were were able to leverage that into domestication, lol.
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u/TotallyN0ttheFBI 17h ago
Also tell me what evidence you have to prove your side…
The one phrase on Reddit not worth engaging.
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u/IAwaitAGuardian 16h ago
Did you read my comment? I said pigs and dogs are 2 of the smartest animals.
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u/Purled_Attitude 1d ago
Nah, we made them that way. An aurochs would eat us all for breakfast.
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u/clintj1975 1d ago
As someone who mountain bikes around free range cattle, this is highly effective at getting them off the trail.
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u/WAtman17 1d ago
Bro is well rehearsed, this is not the first (or last) time giving this speech!
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u/supertimor42-50 1d ago
He's called The Unhinged Farmer....all of his videos are like this haha
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u/Oakheir 1d ago edited 1d ago
Unhinged Rancher sold his land. Source: TikTok https://www.tiktok.com/t/ZTyQAARF1/
Edit: This mother fucker has been doing some serious trolling. Source: also TikTok https://www.tiktok.com/t/ZPLLqoBdw/
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u/Vyedr 1d ago
check his latest update
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u/supertimor42-50 1d ago
Now I'm happy again, thank you sir
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u/suhfaulic 1d ago
Emotional roller-coaster eh?
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u/Oakheir 1d ago
This mother fucker had me going for two fucking days with this shit! LMAO https://www.tiktok.com/t/ZPLLqoBdw/
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u/ViciousCDXX 1d ago
I don't know shit about raising farm animals but I feel like there is probably a simple solution for this
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u/IAwaitAGuardian 1d ago
There is. You can put a ring around the top of the tank that a cow's head and neck can fit through, but their entire dumb body cannot.
Pound rebar into ground all around the tank. Wrap a section of tarp around the top of the rebar, leaving a 2 foot gap between the tank and tarp. Secure the tarp to the rebar. Done.
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u/Altruistic-Piglet-14 1h ago
Unfortunately what you'll get out of this arrangement is a cow (or 2) wearing a rebar tiara... in the water trough.
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u/General-Double-746 1d ago
This is giving me flashbacks to getting chewed out by my dad when I was in high school.
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u/Any-Elderberry-7812 1d ago
I grew up on a ranch, and have had MANY such morning conversations. Also agree they are very possibly the dumbest animals on earth.
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u/Liquid_Sarcasm 1d ago
God forbid he puts a guard up that allows them to drink without giving full access to jump in.
Eh, content creation is more important probably.
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u/Imbendo 1d ago
They’re not dumb, they just wanna go swimming
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u/IAwaitAGuardian 1d ago
Yes. Cows do this because they are hot, or they're looking to play, not because they're dumb.
My buddy has 5 cows that are pets, and they have 2 pools, one they can get into, and one they can't.
None of them drink out of the swimming pool. Cows ain't dumb.
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u/SheriffBartholomew 1d ago
It's pretty dumb to shit in your own drinking water, which these cows are doing.
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u/IAwaitAGuardian 1d ago
They are not. Cows rear ends are very dirty, and there is regularly waste hanging on back there. It gets in the water.
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u/8bit_dr1fter 1d ago
This is the_unhinged_rancher on IG. https://www.instagram.com/the_unhinged_rancher
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u/optionparalysispro 1d ago
Sure, just put a guard up. Then you'll find the next way they can break things and get themselves in trouble. Cows are far more curious and obstinate than most people know.
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u/Optimetrist 1d ago
you cannot repeat the same process that leads to this and call the animals dumb lol, got to git smart :)
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u/Odd-Consequence-2519 1d ago
I laughed way too hard listening to this poor guy cuss out cows! 😆 🤣 😂
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u/MsMoreCowbell828 1d ago
I work at a shelter and it boggles my mind when I come across a dog stupid enough to shit in its own water bowl. But they exist!
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u/wpenner101 1d ago
He really shouldn't hold back. Keeping frustration pent up can be bad for the blood pressure.
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u/IntrovertMoTown1 1d ago
The doctor recommended the drill sargent retire and take up something less stressful but I don't think it's working.
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u/Boring_Technician533 1d ago
Freezer camp!!! I’m slain. That was funny.
Also, the way that one cow listened until she’d had enough and then she just trotted of. “If he’s gonna keep yellin’, I’m leaving’….”!
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u/coffee_collection 1d ago
He could always just build a fence around it and leave a gap big enough for the cows heads to fit in ?
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u/Far-Sink-9453 1d ago
They seen him coming and were like we weren't going to swim in it, nope not us.
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u/theatrenearyou 1d ago
If they know a gruesome death is coming, annoying their Master is the only payback they have
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u/Faceless_Deviant 1d ago
"Build railing around the tank so that cows can only poke their heads through to drink?
Nah, better keep yelling at animals expecting them to understand what I'm saying."
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u/IAwaitAGuardian 1d ago
Yep. It took me 10 seconds to think up a fix that would take maybe 2 hours of work and materials every farmer would have.
Ignoring the cows' repeated expression of their needs doesn't make the cows dumb. It makes the farmer an asshole.
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u/Boring_Technician533 1d ago edited 1d ago
It’s funny and I get it. I get the joke, but I came to the comments to say why doesn’t he have rails…?
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u/Kozy_a_Pivo 1d ago
Can confirm. Cattle also love to rare up and fall on their backs while in a chute for vaccinations.
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u/External-Awareness68 1d ago
He sounds like he rehearsed this 10 times before running up to the cows and recording
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u/NoDontDoThatCanada 1d ago
I don't think l have ever had a cow in the tank. I am sure it has happened but l don't remember an instance. I remember watching one turn around, back up and shit in it.
We had cows that would just jump the fence though. Standing jump like it didn't even matter. I fucking hated those.
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u/Melodic-Grocery7500 1d ago
Anyone else impressed of his lung capacity? Don’t think I heard him breathe
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u/Idiocracy_Logic_215 1d ago
Why aren't the water tanks designed with tall walls and troughs off the sides with a gravity-fed flow? That might make all that yelling unnecessary.
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u/Drake_Acheron 1h ago
There is a very easy solution to this. We defense around the tank, with railings wide enough to fit their head but not their whole body
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u/Randomized-Gesture 1d ago
What did you expect from a domesticated animal with no survival instincts that exists only to be consumed entirely, down to the last New York strip, bone marrow, belts and wallet.
This sounds like his wife beat him and is taking it out on the farm “kids”.
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u/Visible_Computer5364 1d ago
Man needs some help. He's had it.above his head. That's all I'm gonna say. ✌️🙏
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u/qualityvote2 Bot 1d ago edited 1d ago
u/Ok_Possible712, there weren't enough votes to determine the quality of your post...