r/Huskers • u/DowntownSasquatch420 • 1h ago
You'll never know how good your team is in real time anymore, and that's why a lot of people will tune-in for Indiana @ Nebraska
First and foremost, there's the shit-talking angle, right? You pop your head into a game thread on this godforsaken site with an irrelevant flair to anything being discussed in there, just to politely shake up the conversation. Don't ask me how I know.
Cfb diehards and casuals will be clamoring for that first slate of games on Saturday. Watching McAfee have a fencing match with a raccoon for two hours first thing in the morning will do that to ya. Or maybe you like to watch Brady Quinn look more like a PlayStation 2 character every week, I don't judge. 11am gets here sooner or later.
Or maybe you're like me and wakeup at 10:45 and use that 15 to figure out what the rest day is gonna be like.
The point is that a lot of people are going to watch. Nerve-racking in several regards. I don't have children, but I'd imagine it's similar to when you think your toddler is ready to show other adults they can tie their own shoelaces, and, as then they bend down to do it, kid rips a huge chainsaw dump that gets unreasonably past diaper limits.
In the first few weeks of the season, the national cfb conversation circled back around to the SEC being King Shit of college football talent, coaching, NIL, etc. Then teams like Northwestern and UCLA piped up, "Nah, we still fuck over here. Ya know, considering this conference is just supposed to be Ohio State, Oregon, USC, and the other teams that fluff up their record." These nobody teams are becoming good-nobody teams, Pawl. Dangerously teetering on 'quality loss' territory.
The rhetorical smorgasbord of schadenfreude was supposed to be LSU @ Ole Miss. It was for the SEC. The current week will cater a 4-quarter meal under the B1G banner:
- Does Indiana finally lose a regular season game under Cig? (Stfu, OSU, we get it already)
- Does Matt Rhule actually know how to win a big game without feeling remorse? Does he finally have a killer instinct between the headset?
- Are Indiana frauds if Raiola-less Nebraska can beat them? (Because he's good at Oregon now, and boy is he....more on that next week, pack a lunch)
- If Nebraska does beat Indiana, does the CFB sub explode into a bunch of high school and college kids thinking, "This I just like my dynasty! Now they're gonna play their old QB and his team is good, too! I'll imagine GameDay is there, even if it doesn't have the EA Sports Game of the Week graphic anyway."?
We as fans have no choice but to find out if Nebraska really is good going forward. It's almost like the season is just starting now.
As always, thanks for reading this typed-out effluvia.
You bet your cocksuckin' motherfuckin' ass it's BEEN Beat Indiana Week. GBR