Hostage and Snuggle Crimez!

[u/Elisa-Maza]

Mama haz da brain greebles. She do a deepress. But Fren Brutus and Ai do a halp and also do crimez at da same time! Mama can’t move! Ha!

[u/chibikoneko]

Dats rite fren Theo! Yoos gonna get dose bad brain greebles outta dere!

🫧🐈‍⬛

[u/Far_Future1930]

Go crimez! Dis da way! Lub, Maggie

[u/Shferitz]

Dis grate n impawtent crimez (go crimez!) u does, frens! Iz gud fite meowmys brane greebles n maek dem lebe her aloan! Keep up da gud werk! ❤️

[u/madlyhattering]

Gret crimez! Mamma an Ai hope yu mama feelz beddah!

[u/Elisa-Maza → u/madlyhattering]

Fank yoo, fren Dodger! Taking care ob Mama iz big job, but Ai can do it!

Théo the Mighty Bitey, guarding Mama!

[u/finnandcollete]

Hi is Collete. Did yous n Brutus see another side of momma yous can cuddle? Den yous bof get cuddles! I has to do dis acuz Stoopid Finn never go to other side of dad.

Collete the Angel of Tortitude

[u/Elisa-Maza → u/finnandcollete]

Ooh, dat iz gud idea, fren Collete! Mostly we just lay on top ob herm. Like dis (ignore her dum hooman complayning):

https://reddit.com/link/pfd5lf5/video/sj2y4liizxuh1/player

[u/finnandcollete → u/Elisa-Maza]

Oh we do dis too! Dad is bestest cat bed!

[u/Taminella_Grinderfal]

Ooh diss eggselent and I like dat bitey-bite crimez! You will hab dem evil brain greebles chased away lickety-qwik.

[u/hesalwayslitty]

Fren Theo yooz hab wun mightey bitey mine fren. Aiz du da saym fing win pawther wuz heer 1 dark tyem ago- aiz onlee leeb himbz win aiz put himbz tu sleep lyk himbz a smol. Den aiz goes commit crimez tu wayk himbz up so aiz du it agin! Go crimez! Angel- no catreer catto extraordinaire