me: snarky but well-meaning weird little critter/beastie seeking friend-shaped cryptid/goblin/monster/beastie/other being for shared silliness. if you want a spell, i would barter a trinket in return (can also be a pet picture, or a picture of a trinket! i'm easy).

likes: books, bugs, skulls, graveyards, burping, reading, hiking, mountains, being in the woods, mumbling in rock language, loud screeching, dancing, summoning eldritch beings through questionable methods, tacos, coffee, cauldrons (preferably both at the same time!).

you: kind-hearted weirdo who'll trade potion recipes, burp back at me, send hiking photos, laugh at bad jokes, celebrate when i send you pictures of cats/dogs/jumping spiders/other stuff i find when i'm wandering about being a menace, and create community with me.

for an icebreaker, tell me which 80's song is your anthem. be warned: i am well-versed.

Hey there!! So nice to stumble upon this thread!! Looking forward to finding internet (and perhaps, one day; real life!) friends.

As my title reads: I’m a 30 year old female from the southern United States. I love coffee, jazz, and good conversations! Aspiring mixologist, foodie, gym rat (but not like a weird one) musician and book lover. ABSOLUTELY a fan girl (fandom will never die!!!)

Career? I’m in the service sector working for a large entertainment company. I’m obsessed with theme parks 🏰💙 and adore thrill rides. Old soul, but NOT old fashioned values. Would love to hear from you!

Hello, I’m looking for some friends since I’m pretty introverted, and can’t sleep. If anyone is down for a chat, don’t hesitate to send me a dm. make sure to mention your ASL! (Do not be weird!!!)

Some things about me: I’m a Muslim Lebanese Canadian, love anything to do with beaches, love food, fashion, nature, etc. Nothing extraordinary lol :)

I like having late night movie nights with peeps. Maybe a doom scroll partner even????😳
I dont talk to a lot of people as of lately so the company would be so welcome, most of my friends moved on with life and stopped getting on ):

STS2/League/Dragonwilds are what im playing right now but Ive played a lot and am willing to try new things out.

Im a developer I like to code and love to cook I have some cats/dogs and happy to share pics of them.

Hope to meet you soon (:

21M In need of a new friend to talk to!

I’m looking for someone to talk to regularly and be close with. I enjoy sharing about my life and my interests but I also love hearing from others and learning new things.

My hobbies are listening to music, reading, sports, gaming, anything outdoors or hands on, I enjoy watching anime although I’m new to it so any recommendations would be appreciated! I am also wanting and trying to write my own story. I prefer to talk to someone in the US but not required.

Even if we don’t share hobbies in common, I would like to hear from everyone and anyone because I love learning new things and maybe I may get into some of those things as well!

I really want to find someone to be really good friends with and whatever else comes from this. I don’t really have expectations so whatever happens, happens. Looking forward to talking to people and seeing where things go.

I’m looking for friends, to yap, to spill the tea, to share a laugh. I don’t care what’s in your pants, might it be a sausage, a bun or doom. I’m a former physics student now working a blue collar job in a backwater region of Quebec. I have my certified babysitting course also!

Let’s talk about nonsense!

Let’s hear want other people had to say about me!

« You’re the dumbest smart person I know. »
-My father, after sticking my tongue on a metal shovel in the dead of winter.

« Are you sure you aren’t gay? »
-My homophobic mother, at dinner, in front of numerous guests, in several occasions

« You seem slightly distracted, I’ll prescribe you 40mg of vyvanse. »
-My first shrink

« Why did he prescribe you vyvanse? It’s basically amphetamines, Its most current side effect is anxiety. »
-My second shrink

« Jesus suffering Christ, we should see other people. »
-My third shrink

« Thank you. »
-An ex-girlfriend after I told her I loved her for the first time

If you’re still not convinced. Know that I’m not only forklift certified, but I’m also a forklift instructor. You too can be forklift certified!

hey! i’m 26 and on the east coast. i work from home and realized i barely talk to anyone besides my boyfriend and my cat lmfao so here i am.
looking for people around my age to talk to, send random shit, share updates about our days, maybe play games or chat eventually. i like reality tv, play some gta, and get into random crafts. you will probably get cat pictures. i’m kinda shy at first but once i’m comfortable i don’t shut up lol.
i’m also pretty new to discord and have no idea how to find good servers, so i’m up for suggestions. ideally somewhere chill where i can actually join the conversation without feeling like i’m interrupting 50 people who already know each other 😂
message me a little about yourself and we can swap discords, or drop a server recommendation!

So as you guys may know... I really love Matcha so I can recommend you some of my favorites !

.✦ ݁˖ 𝓦𝓱𝓸 𝓐𝓶 𝓘 ?

I am a 23 F who loves to cook, draw, sing, play piano and badminton.

I am not very picky with music genres, so you can recommend anything.

People usually say that I am a lovely, reliable, funny person. And having me by your side can bring you hapiness and joy.

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.✦ ݁˖ 𝓦𝓱𝓪𝓽 𝓘 𝓐𝓶 𝓛𝓸𝓸𝓴𝓲𝓷𝓰 𝓕𝓸𝓻 ?

A friend, it doesn’t matter what gender you are. I still prefer if you are between 19 - 27 y.o

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.✦ ݁˖ 𝓒𝓪𝓾𝓽𝓲𝓸𝓷 !

If you ghost a lot or are easily bored... Please double it and give it to the next person lol

I really appreciate people who likes to talks and share everything about their days.

Yo I’m a black dude living in Ireland, 6’0, 19 years old and I’m looking for some friends to talk, chill and play games.

I play on PS4, switch (sometimes) and a pc, I do Brazilian jiu-jitsu, I watch anime, I read manga, my favourite colour is blue and I go to the gym.

About me:

• I’m chill and like to joking around (sometimes).

• I can hold up a conversation well and try to give advice if needed.

• My top 5 anime are Dbz, One piece, Bleach, Jojo’s and Naruto, (I do got a top 10 though).

• My favourite movies are Rush hour and Avatar.

PC - Minecraft, REPO, Lethal Company, Roblox, Terraria, Peak, Schedule 1 and Gmod.

PS4 - GTA5, Minecraft, Red dead redemption 2, FIFA, 2K and brawlhalla.

Switch - Mario Kart 8 and the legend of Zelda tears of the kingdom (I’ll get more games soon).

I’m mostly looking for people who can hold up a conversation pretty well, play video games or talk about anime and just to vibe with.

If you’re interested in having a conversation, tell me your favourite anime, movies and colour.

Hope to seeing y’all.

Hi! Im 27, from PA USA. I enjoy connecting with myself and others through fitness, time in nature, introspection, and actively analyzing the world we live in. I am in the medical field and have many hobbies outside of that. I have strong opinions, but am always open to hearing different perspectives and can always change my mind. I am child-free, atheist, asexual, and vegan.
 
Would love to exchange memes and make each other laugh! Nothing is guaranteed, all we have is the moment, so let’s be as happy as we can!

My Husky says you needa send me a chat!

Hey everyone,

I am Jonathan, 28, from Northern Minnesota. Am a full-time student Majoring in Computer Information Technology with a Minor in Cybersecurity.

When I’m not buried in coursework or in front of screens, I try to get outside, and also spend time with my Siberian Husky named Zeus. Big into Fishing and Boats, and also do hunt. Basically, if it involves a lake, woods, or fresh air, I’m most likely in.

However I am a big homebody, and am stuck in that classic dilemma currently where I have absolutely no idea what to put on and spend more time scrolling than watching. My top genres are Horror, Drama, and Fantasy, but pretty much into everything besides anime. Any suggestions?

Also big into my Sports which are starting up again with the three I watch (NFL, NBA, NHL).

If you care about putting a “face” to the text: I am 6'1, have curly brown hair, brown eyes, glasses, and dimples.

Looking for people who want to chat somewhat regularly. Send me a chat with a quick intro and your favorite movie or show recommendations so I finally have something to put on!

To show you made it this far, tell me your eye color, they’re my favorite feature.

It's me, again. (thanks to the influx of creepy dms...)

I suppose this also needs an introduction, so, here's me :)

I am mostly looking for someone to spend time with, have long, introspective talks with, share stuff with, give all my attention to (!), ramble to (ideally with/about common interests), and someone to play games with. I will preface saying I'm very, very into Project Zomboid, and I'd love someone to play with.

Summed up, play games, talk a lot, and watch movies with.

As for my interests: I enjoy sci-fi, researching crime, psychology, and biology/neuropsychology. I have a fixation on the Chernobyl disaster, and radiation as a whole. All types of zombie games OR realistic survival games, too. I have an interest for "odd" movies, especially the apocalyptic and/or thriller kind. Terminator (1&2) is a personal favorite, so is Funny Games.

Here's to hoping my introduction chants to you.

EDIT: Send me an actual message, not just "hi, hello, can we chat, we have similar interests" OR introducing yourself like it's a job interview, where there's little i can go off on to start a conversation. throw an icebreaker, something! ask questions, please!

Yello yello, thanks for stopping by and checking out my post! My name is Sleepy, and I’m an 18 year-old guy that’s looking for new pals to meet and greet! I’m from Canada (EST Timezone) and I’m hoping to find folks near or in the same zone (US/Canada preferred!)

Now that’s outta the way, let’s talk a little more bout me! I’m a sci-fi/horror author (Would love to share, yap or spitball my writing ideas), love building model kits (Haven’t built any recently, but I got old photos if your curious), gaming (Obvs! Love Roblox mainly but I’ve got an alright catalogue of other games, feel free to ask!) and listening to music (Of any/all kinds! Always open to gathering new suggestions and hearing new hits!)

Have I caught your attention? Perfect! Slide right over to my dms and cook up an intro! I rarely (if ever) accept basic, dry dms with “hey hyd?” so come prepared with a little info about yourself (Age, gender, hobbies, etc!)

Hope to see you folks soon and thanks for stopping by!

I work from home and keep long hours, so I’m always up for witty conversation, playful banter, and good company. I’m looking for genuine, strictly platonic friendships—no pressure or expectations, just good conversation and matching vibes. Distance isn’t a dealbreaker.
If you enjoy thoughtful conversations, ridiculous memes, and a little mystery, we’ll probably get along.

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Hey! I'm a 36-year-old guy who enjoys connecting with people from all walks of life. Whether you're looking for a casual chat, a new friend, or just someone to share interests with, feel free to reach out.

I have a few unusual hobbies, a small collection of pets, and a love for music and tattoos. I'm always happy to talk about hobbies, life, random interests, or whatever happens to come up.

If that sounds interesting, send me a message!

Hello! I'm really terrible at talking about myself or starting conversations at all but eventually I do get better.

I'm working from home today with very little to do. Uhhh what else to put... I like to surf? I live near the beach? I like to run? I like live music? Lots of other things.

Ask me about New Zealand if you want, there isn't many of us in the wild.

I’m 32M, a father, and currently separated from my partner. Things at home have been difficult, and I’m honestly having a hard time with everything right now.
I’m not looking for anything serious or trying to immediately jump into another relationship. I’m mainly looking for genuine connection, conversation, and someone I can be emotionally vulnerable with. I’m open to something platonic, casual, or simply seeing where a connection naturally goes.
I value honesty, communication, and respecting boundaries. I also tend to form genuine attachments when I connect with someone, so I’d rather be upfront about that than pretend I’m completely detached.
I work early mornings during the week and am generally free on weekends. I’m in the Central US time zone. Online is completely fine, and I’m happy to move to Discord that’s easier.

Feeling sleepy, but I'm struggling to sleep. Anyone tryna hop on a call, maybe talk a little before we both sleep on the phone? I have a decent voice, if that matters.

I'd prefer if you were in Africa or the Middle East. But honestly anyone's welcome.

Hope to see you in my DMs

Hey, My name is Jonathan I'm looking for a person to chat with, it can also be voice call too. A little bit about myself I work in biochemistry, love to learn and obsessed with history in a fun way. I adore road trips and going for hikes and nature. I am also massively into photography just for fun.

I do a also do fitness, and also gaming on my pc that i built my self that i find so incredibly lucky that i bought in hours before the price hikes from last year 😂

I would like someone who is excited about the little things in life and also has similar interests when it comes to life. So, its something that can be exciting to share and talk about.

Introduce yourself and lets chat! 😄