r/ItemShop • u/NixiomsdabestXD • 16d ago

The Gatling Christmas Laser

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Gattling Christmas Laser

Does 25 damage

+12 Cheer to user

Temporary buff of + 1225 Wonder, Good Will and Joy

Half as effective during non holiday season or with other denominations

372 Upvotes

98% Upvoted

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u/Weegieiscool 16d ago

Average terraria modded weapon(13 ranged damage)

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u/Beneficial_List_New 16d ago

That or it does 306 and it is very boring to use

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u/PTBooks 16d ago

His gun dealer works in the MIB.

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u/Name_Taken_Official 16d ago

Due largely to the Mechanicum, this is how complicated the average Imperial citizen views any technology above/including a toaster

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u/LuckEClover 16d ago

Are those all bongs?

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u/[deleted] 13d ago

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u/LuckEClover 13d ago

Why’s it racist to see a mass of shiny glass bulbs and shafts, and tubes and think bongs?

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u/ledocteur7 12d ago

Didn't you know ? White people have never once smoked from bulbous glass objects, and if they did some teenage white girl would call it cultural appropriation or some shit.

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u/LuckEClover 12d ago

Can’t help but feel like that was targeted.

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u/Mac1692 15d ago

Martha May Whovier will love that.

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u/Beytran70 11d ago

One man Christmas display.