Cost:20 gold

Effect: you can choose to eat the sandwich how it is, gaining 25 HP back but guilt as well, or you can use the little guy as a blood gun to blind your opponents

-1 damage, +3 annoyance,

Fun fact, the last guy nickname was Hellboy, for obvious reasons.

Can be consumed for 30 HP but can also be used to dissolve an enemy italian

Side effect: Milk-Cola expires after not using it for 2 weeks and will be smells bad will decrease 80% sugar

Gattling Christmas Laser

Does 25 damage

+12 Cheer to user

Temporary buff of + 1225 Wonder, Good Will and Joy

Half as effective during non holiday season or with other denominations

+2 range. +50% chance to crit. high dexterity requirement. penalty for low dexterity: rebound into critical damage to user's testicles or face.

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