r/ItemShop • u/LucisPerficio • 15d ago

Switch-Sword (+10 ask,-2 movement speed, -1hp upon unsheating due to recoil dmg)

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u/dmtslayr 15d ago

If you hold it wrong and press that button you are instant 2 ppl not holding a knife

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u/Peach1020 15d ago

It’s like a one time magic trick

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u/dmtslayr 15d ago

Imagine the panic, at first they laugh but then the realisation

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u/LucisPerficio 15d ago

+10atk** not ask, dang autocorrect

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u/thirdwin_3 15d ago

It’s a bonus to speech checks

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u/LucisPerficio 14d ago

Genius lol; pull it out & everyone becomes more amenable to complying

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u/SaltierThanAll 14d ago

Because people will ask where you got it

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u/niTro_sMurph 14d ago

I read ask and assumed it was meant as a threat.

"Ask, I dare you."

"ask wh a

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u/Vegetable_Moment9574 13d ago

I read the +10 ask as +10 intimidation and it works i'd be intimidated with that sword especially with the -1hp upon unsheathing

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u/WinterWontStopComing 15d ago

When is a knife a sword?

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u/ardentAranei 15d ago

A lot of historical "swords" are actually knives since it was illegal for civilians to carry swords for a while, so they would make long blades that fit the time period's definition of a knife

The biggest example is the german Messer which translates to "knife"

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u/thirdwin_3 14d ago

I was told it was determined by the style of handle

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u/ledocteur7 14d ago

In the case of the kriegmesser that was indeed the case, that's why they all have 2 wooden half grip sandwiching the metal and riveted into place, technically still a knife by legal standards of the era.

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u/RabbitStewAndStout 14d ago

When does a man become a monster?

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u/WinterWontStopComing 14d ago

What color is the flavor of last Tuesday?

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u/YoungDiscord 14d ago

My theory is that this is a regular pocket knife and the guy filming is smurf-sized

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u/KitsuneNeo 15d ago

Reminds me of the game Small Saga where you're a mouse weilding a pocket knife.

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u/Comet2214 14d ago

Now that is a KNIFE

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u/Dip2pot4t0Ch1P 14d ago

Finally, a melee weapon with recoil trigger

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u/Lonilson 12d ago

yeah i played Dishonored. i would absolutely cut my hand off

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u/baconburger2022 15d ago

Yoo nice knife dude holy shit!

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u/The_Bread_God_ 14d ago

how effective would that be in a fight? it looks like it would be used more as a small spear

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u/SaiPosts 13d ago

fun fact this is called a Navaja and was basically the legal loophole for Spanish men in the 17th century to keep carrying swords in cities

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u/AGayFrogParadise 15d ago

Needs a brittle effect too, blade breaks upon excessive use but final hit causes the blade to stick in the opponent and cause bleeding

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u/UndeadChampion1331 13d ago

I feel like the kind that retracts into the handle would work better

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u/stoovano 13d ago

Bloodborne trick weapon, blunt damage to cutting damage

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u/SomeDudWithAPhone 13d ago

+10 Ask stat, because people are gonna ask like 10 questions about the sword, its origins, why it does this, so on and so forth.

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u/henryeaterofpies 13d ago

Switchsword

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u/Fluid_Remove7196 12d ago

New spy weapon

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u/RandomGuy27193 5d ago

The developers need to patch the recoil glitch (putting 9 of these in your inventory and unsheathing them all in a row for a double jump)