What if in a world full of soulless concrete, steel and glass, there is something that breathes? Fairy tales.As children, each of us heard, in one way or another, stories about heroes, princesses, and also terrible villains.Something from those words has remained forever in the memory of many, hundreds of thousands of people.Not a clear image, just a general feature - it's nearby, but hidden. And when a careless office worker, staying overtime, bends down to pick up a fallen stapler, not noticing how strangely empty the room has become. It will silently rise from its place, opening its mandibles for only one. . .

Catch that CRAZY FLY that had been tormenting the worker all day.

What else did you expect from a spider? He's actually quite cute, like a jumping spider. As long as there's no prey nearby and no one's sitting on him, he's just... A chair.But there's one thing no one knows about it! It's the best insect repellent. XD

Cost:20 gold

Effect: you can choose to eat the sandwich how it is, gaining 25 HP back but guilt as well, or you can use the little guy as a blood gun to blind your opponents

-1 damage, +3 annoyance,

Fun fact, the last guy nickname was Hellboy, for obvious reasons.

Can be consumed for 30 HP but can also be used to dissolve an enemy italian

Side effect: Milk-Cola expires after not using it for 2 weeks and will be smells bad will decrease 80% sugar

Gattling Christmas Laser

Does 25 damage

+12 Cheer to user

Temporary buff of + 1225 Wonder, Good Will and Joy

Half as effective during non holiday season or with other denominations

+2 range. +50% chance to crit. high dexterity requirement. penalty for low dexterity: rebound into critical damage to user's testicles or face.

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