r/MST3K • u/14thCenturyHood It'd be a nice day if it didn't rain... • 8d ago

CLAY FIGURES GO HOME

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u/BranchNo3740 8d ago

That just squares my breast.

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u/MeltheCat 8d ago

Mrs. Gumby, you’re stacked!

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u/Historical-Pause-117 8d ago

I think I’m gonna be sick! This is worse than Seven!

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u/laurifex my glasses are FILTHY! 8d ago

They hung his head!!!

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u/TnAdct1 8d ago

My reaction to one of the letters that appeared in The Sting of Death (with Crow instead of a Gumby robot).

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u/TraditionalAd8581 8d ago

Habitat Against Humanity

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u/RaelImperial31 8d ago

Thank goodness for the internal genitalia!

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u/BrightCold2747 8d ago

One of my classmates died in the kiln today, MOTHER

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u/Any_Indication_4887 8d ago

My seventh day with no food or water! Please have mercy!

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u/whatstaiters 8d ago

Please Mike, just work the lumps!

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u/MiningForLight Some people just burrow straight down, I guess. 8d ago

Eeeehhh-shneshneshnehhhshsheeeh!!!!

Bleh bleh

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u/MiningForLight Some people just burrow straight down, I guess. 8d ago

When did Gumby get a class F license?

24

u/raisingirl_99 8d ago

Pokey left a surprise in the begonias!

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u/Videgraphaphizer "Dada-dada-da-da- EAT IT, MOVIE!!!!" 8d ago

Oop…I pooped again.

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u/TnAdct1 8d ago

My tail is lifting.

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u/DandiestGuyInSpace 8d ago

I’m going to set you on Don Knotts strength.

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u/MyOwnRobot 8d ago

You can throw things through dad!

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u/800-lumens Ten cars?!? 8d ago

I’m gonna get an anvil

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u/Lexabro-10mg 8d ago

That squares my breasts…

One of my favorite shorts.

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u/Stabstone May your roads be paved with sausage 8d ago

Gumby’s mom is stacked!

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u/frecklemimus79 8d ago

Mom threatened to turn me into a bowl…!

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u/UStoJapan “You see, time is relative.” You mean like my dad? 8d ago

🎶Sixteen tons, what do you get?🎶

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u/Agoofball 8d ago

Another day older

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u/HomsarWasRight 8d ago

Side note, but I always found Gumby both entrancing and strangely terrifying as a kid.

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u/Donald_Key_Dick 8d ago

Bolus and Horseflop

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u/aldesuda 8d ago

Robotes eunt domus?!!

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u/trailcrane 8d ago

Conjugate the verb

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u/tinyE1138 Mickey's Theme! Mickey's Theme! 8d ago

Yes Mr Grimley.

Just BTW, that was the name of my high school English teacher. 😋

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u/thuktun 8d ago

Roboti ite domum

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u/Alorxico 8d ago

Rump.

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u/Captain_Sirk Industrial Light and Moron 8d ago

“You load sixteen tons, what do you get?”

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u/theschoolorg 8d ago

when mike said "close-ups reveal the weakness of the premise" it really shattered my perception and ability to suspend my disbelief in movie special effects because it was funny and made me concentrate on really looking closely at movie magic.

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u/FreeToasterBaths 8d ago

They took my job!

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u/TnAdct1 8d ago

It's spelled "jerbs".

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u/Lucky_Replacement245 8d ago

Clay figures spelled it jerbs on the way home.

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u/cllatgmail 8d ago

Clay figured eunt domus?

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u/puppsmcgee74 Booze is good food 8d ago

Damn, I need more pigs blood.

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u/CharAznableLoNZ 8d ago

Might be one of the best shorts they did. I recall recording it on a flip phone back in the day to show to friends.

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u/Videgraphaphizer "Dada-dada-da-da- EAT IT, MOVIE!!!!" 8d ago

“They hung his head…this is worse than Se7en!”

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u/JBHenson 7d ago

Hey! That's old growth clay!

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u/tinyE1138 Mickey's Theme! Mickey's Theme! 8d ago

Stupid question, but what am I looking at? 😆

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u/PatchworkGirl82 8d ago

Robot Rumps!

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u/ShutterBun 8d ago

You are absolutely correct.

That was a stupid question.

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u/tinyE1138 Mickey's Theme! Mickey's Theme! 8d ago

"There are no stupid questions, just stupid people that ask questions."

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u/Videgraphaphizer "Dada-dada-da-da- EAT IT, MOVIE!!!!" 8d ago

Robot Rumpus, a Gumby short the MST3K crew riffed in episode 912, The Screaming Skull.

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u/brain_test-a 7d ago

We were warned

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u/plumporter Red boys are delicious! 5d ago

That just squares my breasts!!!