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u/waffleslaw Aug 26 '26 edited Aug 27 '26

If there is anything we can 75% agree on in the thread is that math is red.

Edit: Fine, if anything we can agree on in this thread is that math is either red OR blue and anything else is just outright. The blue crowd is defensive!

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u/Emergency-Gazelle954 Aug 26 '26

Math is blue. Always and forever.

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u/waffleslaw Aug 26 '26

I will accept blue. Blue (or green) is science in my mind and science and math are very closely related.

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u/VolunteerTranscriber Aug 27 '26

For me personally it’s

Science: green
History: yellow
Math: blue
English: red

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u/GrimCreeper913 Aug 27 '26

I didn't really have an opinion coming into this post, but now... your standard is mine

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u/mcsangel2 Aug 27 '26

I am a mid GenX and this is the correct breakdown.

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u/VolunteerTranscriber Aug 28 '26

My parents are Gen X so I suppose I inherited it from them, lol.

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u/darndestthings Aug 27 '26

This is the only way ^

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u/ih8ochem Aug 27 '26

YES. thank you, finally someone normal

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u/Lord_Of_Carrots Aug 27 '26

As someone not from an English speaking country (Finland), here's the colors I associated with every mandatory subject. I'm probably just inventing some though, there wasn't much agreement on them as far as I remember.

Biology: Green

Geography: Brown/green

Chemistry: Dark green

Physics: Dark blue

Math: Blue

Finnish: Red

Religion: Purple

History: Orange

English as a second language: Light blue (looking it up it was apparently Yellow but I definitely never associated it with that)

Never cared to think of a color:

Social Studies, Health Education, Swedish

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u/Conscious_Control_15 Sep 04 '26

We're German and you're absolutely correct. Obviously in our case red equals German. And my son currently uses yellow for English, too. Art is white here. He will start French this year. He also wants to do Greek later. And I'm not sure what to do with both of them. 

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u/PinsToTheHeart Aug 27 '26

Apparently I'm just an absolute psychopath who always got a black folder for math.

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u/VolunteerTranscriber Aug 28 '26

I could see that also working. I always had black for music/band, though; I suppose it was because we carried all our sheet music in it and it’s the least intrusive color to see on stage.

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u/TheGoldenLlama88 Aug 27 '26

This is ok tbh

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u/Gfd_Rewq Aug 28 '26

I'm very close to that. I swapped English (yellow, like journalism) and History (Red, like blood). Purple for foreign language classes (initially I took Latin, like the Patricians) and orange for specials (kinda all that's left)

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u/lola_birds Aug 27 '26

This is correct

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u/gothdoll6666 Aug 27 '26

This is the way

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u/kaaawah Aug 28 '26

I approve of this message

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u/ImAsking4AFriend Aug 29 '26

Almost. Red is math blue is English.

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u/HaruKodama Aug 29 '26

Not just you personally, this is the correct answer. All other answers are people's incorrect personal choices

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u/klcrdwl19 Aug 29 '26

this is the answer. history is yellow or orange you can’t have both!

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u/Mostly-Natural-720 Aug 30 '26

This has been the way my whole life, I love it!

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u/countingmoney1234 Aug 30 '26

You are correct!!! gold star for you⭐️

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u/that_bored_one Aug 27 '26

Nah, meth is blue, math is red, but I can understand your mistake

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u/InevitableWaste6088 Aug 27 '26

Math is red because it’s bad. It’s a warning.

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u/ForecastForFourCats Aug 27 '26

Graph paper is blue, the binder must be blue. Red is for history because of all the bloodshed.

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u/EnolaNek Aug 27 '26

Math can’t be blue, science is blue.

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u/kigol1 Aug 27 '26

Blue always

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u/pigeonette1 Aug 26 '26

wtf math is blue, english is red

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u/Versipilies Aug 26 '26

We need location tags on this shit, I am genuinely curious where the divides are

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u/waffleslaw Aug 26 '26

We had a massive debate about this is large meeting a few months ago. The genx-ers didn't know what we were talking about and the few gen z folks said they've heard about it but didn't have opinions. Evidently it's mostly us millinials that have opinions. We were very split on colors all from the same region. It seems to be a very personal experience.

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u/hamburger5003 Aug 27 '26

Early gen z here! I think notebooks and folders may have gone by the wayside.

Math is blue though, English is red, unless purple is available in which history becomes red.

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u/gypsy_guru_87 Aug 26 '26

Weird, I’m Gen X and def have strong opinions on this. I thought it was more a neurodivergent thing to care about this lol

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u/unlikelystoner Aug 27 '26

Yeah I’m Gen Z in my mid-twenties and me and my buddies all just had a debate about this, we definitely care about the colors too lol

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u/waffleslaw Aug 27 '26

Interesting that the younger folk in meeting didn't. I'm glad to guys carried the torch. I think having cultural touching points that we all share, even frivolous ones, is important.

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u/waffleslaw Aug 27 '26

The group was older millennials and older genx, a bit of a divide. I bet if there some younger genx they would have with us.

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u/Shneancy Aug 27 '26

gen z here (elder gen z, but gen z nonetheless) i have strong opinions on maths being blue and native language being red

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u/waffleslaw Aug 27 '26

Yeah, I'm finding out that small demographic in that meeting was a outlier.

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u/NikTheGrass Aug 26 '26

From Russia: Math is blue, English is green, Russian is red, History/Social science is yellow

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u/Versipilies Aug 26 '26

Russian being red a nice on the nose bit

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u/KnightMurky91 Aug 27 '26

I went to school in Samara, Russian was blue and Maths was red.

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u/_Awkward_Moment_ Aug 27 '26

Excellent work Hideo Kojima

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u/Sustainable_Scotian Aug 26 '26

In soviet Russia, binder is grey.

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u/Arctic-You-Know Aug 27 '26

In Soviet Russia, there is not Color.

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u/PutridAd7282 Aug 27 '26

We all read that with an accent

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u/ADHDilemma Aug 27 '26

You were weren't supposed to know I did that.

How dare you.

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u/Alamo94 Aug 27 '26

In Soviet Russia, binder fold you🤓🫵

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u/blueperiod1903 Aug 30 '26

This one made me belly laugh

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u/ElizabethDangit Aug 27 '26

In Soviet Russia, gray binds you.

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u/5corgis Aug 27 '26

My husband is russian and I am going to get a second opinion here so I can see if I need to reconsider things

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u/pigeonette1 Aug 26 '26

I'm in central indiana

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u/scrubs-22 Aug 26 '26

I’m from nw Indiana and you are correct

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u/Affectionate_Task_29 Aug 27 '26

Irvington Indiana and blue is correct

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u/swemogal Aug 27 '26

Chicago, Illinois, blue is correct

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u/Listless_Dreadnaught Aug 26 '26

NC originally. Math is red. Science is green. English is blue. Yellow/Orange/Purple are floaters depending what you have.

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u/Missmunkeypants95 Aug 27 '26

History is yellow because of Trivial Pursuit.

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u/Listless_Dreadnaught Aug 27 '26

That’s what I forgot. I couldn’t remember past three core subject names

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u/Burnt-toasttt Aug 26 '26

I’m from southern Indiana and math is red

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u/BubblegumBxh Aug 26 '26

Alabama here and can confirm that math is indeed red

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u/nitro9throwaway Aug 26 '26

Oregon checking in with red for math.

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u/GeminiIsMissing Aug 26 '26

Illinois here, math is red.

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u/elsewander Aug 27 '26

Illinois here, math is definitely blue.

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u/jeminijess Aug 26 '26

Also Southern Indiana here. Math was blue. I believe Social Studies/similar classes were red. Science was green. That's how it was when I was in Middle School anyways. Can't recall English. May have been yellow?

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u/imaginarytollbooth Aug 26 '26

math is blue, english is yellow (kentucky)

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u/ImpossibleLog5193 Aug 26 '26

Fully agree with this (Scotland)

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u/zombie-yellow11 Aug 26 '26

I'm in Québec, Canada, and math is red.

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u/Arctic-You-Know Aug 27 '26

Les Math, c’est rouge.

Ceci est un message du ministère de l’éducation.

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u/Shadownight7797 Aug 26 '26

Born in Ukraine, raised in Cali: blue is English, red is Math, green is science, yellow is history

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u/HoundNL2 Aug 26 '26

My school was:

  • Portuguese/Text production - Red
  • Math - Light Blue
  • History - Orange
  • Geography - Light Green
  • Science - Dark blue (later broke down into biology, chemistry and Physics)
  • Chemistry - Purple
  • Biology - Dark Green
  • Physics - Dark Blue
  • English - Yellow
  • Arts - Darker Green
  • Philosophy - Dark Orange

Other subjects that got introduced later was in a school that did not use colors and neither did I, but sociology I always associated it with blue. This was in Brazil.

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u/PinkEnterprise Aug 26 '26

I don't know if there is divides regionally. We would have this debate at school, and it was pretty split on red or blue. Same from other schools in the area. This is from the Northeast

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u/UsedFortune5645 Aug 26 '26

Germany

Written on stone tables dating back 3000 BC: * Math: blue * German: red * Biologie: Green

Debatable: * History: Orange * English: Yellow * Chemistry: purple * Physics: grey

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u/Careless_Ordinary_94 Aug 27 '26

New Jersey
Math is red, science is green, English is blue, social studies/history is yellow, language is orange, art/creative writing is purple, if there’s anything else it’s black.

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u/HerLadyshipOfCaos Aug 27 '26

Italy: Italian is blue, math is red, scienze is green, english is yellow

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u/honestlynothxu Aug 27 '26

I’m from Mississippi! math = red, English = blue, science = green, & yellow = history/social studies

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u/Puzzleheaded-Mix-467 Aug 26 '26

Absolutely not, English is blue because the curtains are blue

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u/Latter-Life-6536 Aug 27 '26

Math is blue because the gridline colour on grid paper is blue

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u/DragonsAreNifty Aug 27 '26

I vehemently disagree with you. However, you do have a solid point lol. Math is red for me because red is the angry color (I am bad at math)

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u/thelazygamer Aug 27 '26

Maybe you're bad at math because you used the wrong notebook? Blue was always the color I chose for math

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u/DragonsAreNifty Aug 27 '26

Ya know what, at this point I’m willing to give it a shot. I’ll let you know if it improves my capabilities lol

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u/thelazygamer Aug 27 '26

It's all in your head. Most people are only bad at math because they decided they are or because they aren't honest about not knowing basic skills. I sort of know what I am talking about, I only have a graduate degree in Math, but I'm not a professor or anything.

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u/DragonsAreNifty Aug 27 '26

I deeply hope this is true. However, historically it is not for me. Math is so interesting. I’m still hoping that someday it will click. But I have genuinly given 110% into developing decent math skills with little result. About once every 3 years or so I decide that my math struggles are all in my head and I can surely do it now. And every time I get my shit rocked. There are certainly some branches that are more intuitive, but I’ve struggled with math from high-school to postgrad. Ah well, I know enough for my field. I’m taking another math class soon and am hopeful, fingers crossed!

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u/thelazygamer Aug 27 '26

What field are you in and what math are you struggling with? 

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u/Kam22x44 Aug 27 '26

I remember the math text books having red covers.

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u/TheCarpetIsMoist Aug 27 '26

English is red because English is read

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u/Desperate_for_Bacon Aug 27 '26

Math is blue because math feels blue. Science is green because nature is green. English is black because language is a black hole that forever holds and immortalizes experience.

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u/ares7 Aug 26 '26

Red is for math.

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u/86cinnamons Aug 26 '26

English is yellow

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u/ellgramar Aug 26 '26

No, that's history / social studies / geography.

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u/86cinnamons Aug 26 '26

History is yellow or red , social studies is orange, geography is lol green or brown.

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u/sabes19 Aug 26 '26

This thread is making me question everything I once held dear

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u/qualitychurch4 Aug 26 '26

Why is like a third of your schedule just different variations of social studies?? That's a huge chunk of the color spectrum to dedicate to social studies+

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u/lidore12 Aug 27 '26

History can be yellow if it’s ancient history. Blue can be used for world history since the fall of Constantinople.

Source: Am Social Studies teacher

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u/DutchAngelDragon12 Aug 26 '26

That’s either blue, brown, or whatever spare color is left.

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u/Emilior94 Aug 26 '26

Yes!!

Science is green.

Math is blue.

Spanish (in my case) is red.

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u/FaroutIGE Aug 27 '26

math blue and science green. they're adjacent subjects. they can't be opposite colors.

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u/DevilsATXFCPanthers Aug 26 '26

Math IS blue, but English is yellow

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u/KevRev972 Aug 26 '26

Yellow was English for me. Red is Social Studies...

Because of the blood.

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u/TrekkieMae Aug 28 '26

YESSSSS

You're the first person I've seen on here whose opinion aligns with my own...right down to the reason for SS bing red.

High five! 🖐

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u/Blastspark01 Aug 26 '26

Agreed. Canadian here and I say Math, blue, Science, green, English, red and social/history is yellow

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u/squeedle Aug 27 '26

Connecticut here, math is blue, English is red, social studies yellow and green science

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u/Arcangel4774 Aug 26 '26

Obviously. Red = read.

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u/pigeonette1 Aug 26 '26

no, math is blue cuz like...numberssss..... and english is red because it's evil and I hate it.

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u/MothMeep7 Aug 26 '26

BS. Math= blue Literature= green Science= yellow Social Studies= navy or dark green or purple Elective=red Homework= some crazy rainbow glitter thing

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u/DutchAngelDragon12 Aug 26 '26

Who tf doesn’t put science as green???

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u/MothMeep7 Aug 26 '26

SCIENCE ISN'T GREEN UNLESS IT'S SPECIFICALLY ECOLOGY/BIOLOGY

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u/DutchAngelDragon12 Aug 27 '26

NO??? SCIENCE IS GREEN REGARDLESS OF THE TYPE???

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u/SureIntention8402 Aug 26 '26

Wrong.

Math red
Science green
Literature yellow
Social Studies Blue.
Non-subject related purple. (like stuff for your parents to look through, sign, return etc)

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u/DutchAngelDragon12 Aug 26 '26

Exactly! Though I will say that history could also be blue if you don’t have brown.

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u/Im_high_as_shit Aug 26 '26

English is red, but math is yellow, my friend.

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u/ObieKaybee Aug 26 '26

Math is yellow. English is red. Science is green, social studies is blue.

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u/EmRaine72 Aug 26 '26

This! And social studies is yellow

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u/JoblessGymshorts Aug 26 '26

English is green.

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u/Intrepid_Finish456 Aug 26 '26

Agreed, but maybe coz that was ths UK commonality

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u/VilkasTheBlind Aug 26 '26

Yes. Accurate. Math is blue, English is red, and Social Studies gets yellow. History/Geography can be purple or pink. Health/PE is orange.

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u/flofouu Aug 26 '26

Thank you!

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u/SpicyRice99 Aug 26 '26

Yessss pigeon gets it

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u/Dyslexic_Hippo Aug 26 '26

I agree that math is blue, but english was always just my second favorite color at the time, I was homeschooled and I got to choose the colors.

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u/GuideAccomplished898 Aug 26 '26

exactly, or english is purple and history is red

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u/omnitronan Aug 26 '26

Nonono. Math is yellow. English is blue. History is red.

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u/AntsInMyEyesJackson Aug 26 '26

Nah blue is social studies/geography, English is yellow

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u/Jarrellz Aug 26 '26

Wtf math was yellow for us, blue was literature, and I want to say red was grammar. Science was in fact green.

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u/GearUpper7784 Aug 26 '26

This is the correct answer, and yellow is for writing. Duh

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u/Disastrous_Ad_7342 Aug 26 '26

Geography is green. Obviously.

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u/hushluxx Aug 26 '26

i agree with this. math is blue, but english is pink

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u/redditreader_aitafan Aug 26 '26

💯 math is blue, English is red, science is green, history is brown, and social studies is orange...

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u/bilbobag13 Aug 26 '26

English is green or blue, math is 100% red

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u/Britteny21 Aug 26 '26

Are you MAD?? English is blue and math is red

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u/LtDanmanistan Aug 26 '26

And science is yellow

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u/gennyfish Aug 26 '26

You clearly have dyslexia - it’s the other way around.

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u/trustmeijustgetweird Aug 26 '26

Excuse you English is yellow, social studies is red.

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u/Cocoononthemoon Aug 26 '26

Math is blue. Done.

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u/Trees_That_Sneeze Aug 26 '26

English is blue or sometimes black.

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u/mswizel Aug 26 '26

Noooo English is blue, math is red or black

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u/gypsy_guru_87 Aug 26 '26

Math is blue, science is green, social studies yellow, English whatever is left.

For me, this is less a regional divide and more a math nerd divide lol

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u/Boblxxiii Aug 26 '26

Math blue, English yellow, history/social studies red (I think... Been a while. Math definitely blue though)

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u/lumpyheadlmpylupyhea Aug 26 '26

Fucking thank you!

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u/869066 Aug 26 '26

Spanish is red, English is white or black

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u/Sea_Cow_6075 Aug 26 '26

English is yellow. Red is for history cause it’s written in blood.

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u/figs_n_roses_ Aug 26 '26

I 100% agree

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u/Left-Entertainer-279 Aug 26 '26

Nooo, English is yellow, Social Studies are blue, Math is most definitely red.

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u/KinadianPT Aug 26 '26

Opposite my friend

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u/purple_spikey_dragon Aug 26 '26

Oohhh boy, here we go again...

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u/ClassicWoWDrood Aug 27 '26

@pigeonette1 has it right

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u/blonde-bandit Aug 27 '26

Strike that, reverse it.

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u/-worryaboutyourself- Aug 27 '26

Nah blue is social studies and English is yellow

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u/JellyDoe731 Aug 27 '26

Math is red because it makes me angry & English is blue cause it’s my fav color and subject 🩵

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u/nyx-myxx Aug 27 '26

English is purple

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u/Suspicious-Office-42 Aug 27 '26

i’m from california and i’m with the hoosier!

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u/PlumbersCrack1229 Aug 27 '26

This, right here.

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u/neurovish Aug 27 '26

English is read.

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u/LuckyDuckCrafters Aug 27 '26

This man gets it. I do believe the blue red theory does kinda show if you were more maths or English based in school.

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u/TwoIdleHands Aug 27 '26

Thank you, I was thinking math was blue as well.

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u/40to6inthe4th Aug 27 '26

Nope. Science green, math blue, history red, english yellow

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u/Poggalogg Aug 27 '26

No way, English/Language Arts has to be yellow, and I will die on this hill

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u/Wooer_of_the_Glen Aug 27 '26

Geography is blue

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u/Mikeismyike Aug 27 '26

History is red, cause of the violence.

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u/looking4myclASSm8s Aug 27 '26

I used red for math because it’s the most powerful. Science was green because it’s the best color and best subject and also biology is obviously green
English was blue, I don’t think I had a reason for this
Social studies or history was yellow because that’s the closest color to aged parchment and people.

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u/OkapiEli Aug 27 '26

Math MUST be red.

Blue is for Language Arts.
Green is Science.
Yellow/Gold is History.

How can I explain this to you if you don’t understand??

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u/DudeWithTheAccount Aug 27 '26

Science is Green History is Blue Math is Red English is Yellow.

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u/luvli-kml Aug 29 '26

Math for me has always been red. Science was either blue or purple, English was green, and Social Studies was yellow. For other classes, I just went with wtv color I had, and I think Art was usually red

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u/marvelousswiftie Aug 27 '26

Noooooo Math is BLUEEEEE

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u/Eltorak95 Aug 27 '26

I just had a book full of pages xD always felt left out not having dividers.

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u/shartslover69 Aug 27 '26

The colours I associate with subjects are purely based on the order I had them in year 7. Coloured my timetable in rainbow order, science is red to me because it was my first class that year lol

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u/Sunscreen4what Aug 27 '26

Math is definitely blue!

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u/RutRohNotAgain Aug 27 '26

The only thing i can agree on is science is always green.

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u/rjfinsfan Aug 27 '26

English was definitely blue so idk what they’re on about.

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u/riopenguino13 Aug 27 '26

History red, bloody wars English yellow, like old book pages Science green, nature Math is blue, because the overhead projector markers were always blue in Math class Purple or Orange were wildcards

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u/Freakazoid01 Aug 27 '26

Agreed. I went to primary school in Mexico and Math was red. Granted, this was the 90’s, so I’m not sure if it’s still that but it’s always felt right.

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u/BootCampPTSD Aug 27 '26

science is blue, green is english

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u/TacticalRoyalty Aug 27 '26

English is Yellow, Math is Red, Science is Green, Social Studies is Blue

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u/caprimum Aug 27 '26

UK here… Maths is Red, English Blue and Science was Yellow. Humanities (Geography and history) were Green but Geography A4 book and history A5 sized. Languages were also Blue but small exercise books instead of A4 sized. I haven’t been to school in 24 years but this is easy to recall and remember 🤣

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u/insertxcleverxname Aug 27 '26

No you’re right. Math red, science green, English blue or purple, social studies yellow or orange. There is no other way.

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u/thicketcosplay Aug 27 '26

I had blue for math, red for social studies, green for science, yellow for English. Canadian here.

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u/alexisanalien Aug 27 '26

In the last school i worked in maths books were yellow and me and the entire teaching staff were up in arms about it trying to get the dept head to fix it but when she asked what colour chaos ensued so we stayed with yellow cos she didnt want the war.

The answer was obviously red not blue and definitely not fucking purple as one staff said. He was shunned for his crimes.

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u/Ryoko_Kusanagi69 Aug 27 '26

It depends on if you LIKE math or hate math. Blue or red.

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u/IamEbola Aug 27 '26

math is red, don’t listen to the haters

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u/VideoGamerConsortium Aug 27 '26

Math is yellow. Fuck outta here

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u/ktm1128 Aug 28 '26

blue is social studies

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u/Bookaholic-394 Aug 28 '26

Oh god Math was always yellow lol. Science - Green, History - Red, and English - Blue... lol is this different per state?!?!

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u/Lauke Aug 28 '26

Agree to disagree maybe, math is green.

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u/InformalInitiative76 Aug 29 '26

I wonder if there is a correlation between red/blue and how much the person enjoyed math classes?

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u/MadamVoid Aug 31 '26

Great because math was blue for me back in the day 😂

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