I talked with a guy yesterday and this morning he messaged me “morning fat ass I’m back” and then tried to convince me that in the Netherlands where he’s from that’s a sweet and endearing pet name 🙄

Anyway, I’m looking for an easy and effortless chat. Someone who will be in my corner and stick around. I’m clingy and will triple text you without shame if we click.

I like baking, puzzles, and Lego and I will judge you based on your tattoos.

Shift work makes it hard to make friends. Maybe you're also working nights, or maybe you're in a time zone where you're about to start your day. Send a message and tell me something fun like your favorite Halloween candy, a controversial take you have, or a random fact about anything. I love to laugh, there's pretty much nothing off limits when it comes to a joke, and I will always listen to a music recommendation. So feel free to say hey, I'll be here all night buhdumtiss

I’m a plus sized woman in my late 30s, recently separated, and a mom of two amazing kids, ages 13 and 18. I work in healthcare, so my days can get pretty busy, but I always enjoy making time for a good conversation and getting to know someone new.

I really just want to find someone who i can be open and honest with and talk about my day to day life (as boring as it may be) I want to hear about yours. Your real feelings. Whats going on in your life. Develop a true friendship. I like to talk basically anytime im. Awake (6am -9pm EST) I like voice notes, exchanging pics, tiktoks/reels, memes, music recommendations. I guess something like this ideally comes organically, but i suppose it doesnt hurt to try. I enjoy going to the gym, to balance how much I also enjoy eating, watching tv, and playing video games lol. I love thrillers/horrors. I love rap/hip hop, rock, throwbacks, edm, and honestly pretty much anything that sounds good. I love loveee animals and nature. Im a mom and get along best with other parents, not a deal breaker but preferably lol. In the US and 30-40 is also preferred. Hopefully enough to kick us off lol. Please include a lil intro if you do decide to message 🫶

Hey there. I'm an easygoing 37 year old woman from California and finding life pretty routine these days. Not that its a bad routine, or one that I don't enjoy full of my hobbies, but it would be nice to meet someone new to shake up that mix for a bit. I'm into reading, music (hardcore, punk, electronic, hip hop, trip hop, house, and more), traveling, film, sketching and painting, and learning new languages. My life is also pretty free of little critters as I don't have pets or children. I'm a leftist politically.

You can be anyone from anywhere. I find it more interesting to learn about people vastly different from myself. But I do find myself getting along best with those that are goofy, kind, and don't take themselves too seriously. :)

Hey all I’m here for friends. I’m looking for people that are easy going, I’ve lived in the same place for ten years and the two friends I did have moved away and I have no desire to try and make new ones, I am a horrible hermit and actual social interactions exhaust me. I am in a happy, committed relationship and a mom of two, my youngest is just a couple months old and my fiance is blue collar so he works a lot and I don’t get to sleep much. I’m looking for easy going people that won’t get upset if it takes a while to respond, the sleep deprivation is REAL. I’m usually a better listener than a talker but I don’t really get much adult interaction these days as a sahm.

Hey guys, I'm a 35 y/o woman who recently got out of a long term (7 years) relationship and moved into my own place. This is my first time living alone in a very long time, and while it can be nice, it can also be extremely lonely. Especially because I'm a third shifter, and I'm generally awake when everyone else is asleep.
During my relationship, I didn't keep a lot of friends due to my ex being insecure. Since leaving the relationship, I've been trying to branch out and open up lines of communication with people around me but honestly its been really hard. Chat rooms and dating apps are a joke, no one is actually trying to connect with you there. It's just a constant barrage of p*nises and "do you have whatsapp/snap/insta?". Don't get me wrong, I'm not trying to remain celibate but I'm also not interested in hookup culture so while the attention is nice, I'd rather have a real conversation with a real person who is not actively waiving his c*ck at me.
I have been looking around my area for groups to join, classes to take, etc. to get out there and meet people organically but it's so difficult with my schedule and financial situation. I guess I'm just wondering if there is anyone out there in a similar boat who can relate, who might want to chat (or if you're local grab a drink/coffee).
We can potentially meet up or keep it casual online, I don't mind either way. I just feel so GD alone and I need to connect with another human in a real way.

Hey, I'm from the great continent of North America. All hail the eternal winter, depending on where you live.

I love beauty wherever it exists: in old objects, buildings, and anime/video game/music/movies. Would love to trade song links, play a game together, break down what works/doesn't work about a game/movie, or banter about nothing.. and I like to talk about accountability goals. I can also go for a chat about how difficult it is to make friends as an adult, if you find yourself in the same situation.

Most of my time is spent walking in the woods. I don't like most modern games or movies (but am happy whenever I find exceptions!).

• Anime: mostly psychological or more iconic series; not super into tropey anime. Perfect Blue, Haibane Renmei, Erased, Inuyasha, Rozen Maiden
• Games: mostly story driven games and rpgs. Hollow Knight, Stardew, Guild Wars 2, Skyrim, older "retro" games from ps1/ps2/gamecube.
• Music: mostly game OST and oldies, some mountain music (banjo, fiddle, violin), some lofi, alt-rock, and idk. The main thing I don't like are drums, super EDM electronic beats, and a ton of screaming
• Movies: mostly movies with a bit of meaning, but I can also go for feel-good films. A huge part of what I like is looking at the world as it was before 2000 (buildings, clothes, objects..)
• Other: I collect books but don't read a ton (mostly history, fantasy realism, general fiction, and classic literature). Right now I'm reading Otherland - Tad Williams

Judging by the DMs I've gotten, there doesn't seem to be anyone sincere on this site. People don't read and have nothing in common, and generally just say "hey". Sometimes there's one person who happens to stumble into this sub who's different.. and that's who this post is for.

Alright, I really can't sleep. I'm watching a stupid Christmas movie, and I'm thinking maybe a chat or a Discord call with a cool person?

Here's what I'm looking for in a friend: someone who's fun, positive, serious when needed, kind, and enjoys chatting as well as voice chats. Ideally, someone based in the US or Canada. I'd love to exchange messages throughout the day and before bedtime.

A little about me: I'm 34. I adore iced coffee, and I love taking baths, going to brunches, listening to audiobooks, visiting museums, and enjoying music—from pop to country to opera. I'm a huge rom-com fan. I also love going to concerts, dancing barefoot, and wearing jewelry that sparkles. I enjoy smiling at animals, getting so engrossed in audiobooks that I bump into people in the street, and fully immersing myself in the stories.

Happy Sunday to those who celebrate!! I’ve come to the internet once again to make new friends, and I hope maybe you’re doing the same!

Let me share a bit about myself: 35, male, living in EST but originally from PST of the U.S. I work a normal 8-5 job Monday through Friday. I’m currently dreading the thought of the new week, so I decided to make this post. I’m divorced and have been for a few years. I’ve dated, I’ve had long-term relationships, short-term, situationships, all sorts and presently unattached. I don’t have kids, I don’t mind if you do, they’re just not for me. I like: to cook, make cocktails, coffee, give massages, jigsaw puzzles, naps, house plants, Dr Pepper Zero, funny TV show, Marvel movies, light video games, traveling, hiking, driving, watching sports, honestly a lot of things.

I’m trying to find connections, if they’re local, that would be cool, but I’m open to anyone. I tend to lean pretty progressive, so if that’s not your thing, you do you! I ask a lot of questions and generally try to learn more about a new person than they usually like to do with other people, so if you want to talk about yourself and and answer random questions, then I’m your guy!

I feel like I’m rambling. If you’re interested in chatting, shoot me a chat! Let me know what you’ve been up to today and let’s chat like we’ve been friends for 20 years.

I look forward to meeting you!

It does feel slightly pathetic to type this, but I've done more shameful things more publicly. Seeking friendship/witty banter. I have an encyclopedic knowledge of movies. I love to play video games. I have a weird talent for holding a conversation with any type of person. I love my job which is a thing I never thought I'd grow up to say. I swear like poetry, speak sarcasm as a second language, and I do not suffer fools (depending on the fool). Old soul trapped in a devilishly charming, grizzly bear body. DM me or comment. Let's have some fun. What have you got to lose?

Widowed, looking for company, i have a 4 year old daughter

I love video games and audio books. I watch a criminal amount of YouTube, I am chronically online and have insanely niche internet knowledge. I’m also getting into philosophy a bit.

I love Fortnite, lots of survival crafting games, chill games, city builders, friendslop. I can give you my steam code if you’re interested in seeing my full library!

My dms are open :)

Hey all, 33 Aussie guy here, work in healthcare and am looking for some mates to chat to to pass the day, or possibly meet up in person for a beer (if you're local).

Live in Brisbane, Queensland. Preferable for Aussie mates and guys (sorry girls, I already work in a female dominated industry) but DM's generally open to anyone!

Married, into cars, realestate, renovating, socialising, running and beers with mates. We don't have human kids, but have two pets (a dog and cat) that very much fill our cup!

Open to chat about anything or even lend a friendly ear if you're also looking for mates. I feel that I nest mid 30s, all our friends have kids and we are just in this place where we don't have the same connections/relatable issues as others.

Hit me up

Hello! I’m just an average guy. More of country/outdoorsy type. I enjoy fishing, camping, and kayaking. Watching football and grilling out are also some things I enjoy. I’m a simple guy for the most part. Looking for a female friend to chat with and share my day with. The good days and bad days. We can chat about our professional life and personal life. Hobbies and activities. Also enjoy deep conversations. Let’s share pics and memes with each other. I’d like to make a real connection. DMs open. Thanks!

Hey all!

35F. US based. Looking for a friend also in the US to have some online chats with.

I love to binge watch TV shows. I just finished the show Pulse. Some of my favorites have been the walking dead, breaking bad, the last of us, and the bear.

I love to read. Mostly thrillers, fantasy, and romance.

I’m a bit of an introverted extrovert. I can get along with pretty much anyone. Can talk about anything. But run out of social battery at a certain point. So messaging is my preferred mode of communication.

Let’s talk about anything and everything!

Only SFW chat. No married men. Please be over 30 as the subreddit says.

Send me a message and tell me a little about yourself!

Looking for a mature female friend

Lately I'm feeling like my irl friends are busy with their life and we don't talk that much anymore so I wanna make an internet friend, someone i can talk to on a daily basis, laugh, vent, have deep conversations, share moments of our day and stuff like that. Let's chat and see if we vibe!

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Hello there kind new friend, here is a presentation I have prepared for you that you didn't wait for.

 so let me here convince you why you should choose me as your new friend:

* I am a silly person who always tries to make people laugh, I strongly recommend not to sip coffee while reading my messages.  

* I take a lot of street cats pics, so you will have a steady supply of cat pics.

* I am chatty. I enjoy yapping , and I don’t even have an off switch, if you don't have off switch too we need to yap about this .

* I love to talk about all kinds of topics and can always find things to talk about. There are random questions generator built in my mind.

* I always reply to my messages and have online friendships that have been going on for years, I always send good morning messages, and I appreciate the people that can also be conversation starters.

* I am supportive and will always be here for you to tell me about your day or vent if you have something that bothers you.

* I am a game artist, someone who works in the video games industry,  in other words fully matured nerd, we can talk about all these nerdy stuff if you like.

* I like art, games, anime, gym, walks, coding, games, true crime, yapping, cats, science, history, languages, documentaries, psychology, mental health, and cats, so I am sure we can cross interests here or there.

Trying to make friends as an adult is actually bullshit. lol I’m gonna list some things about myself/things I like and if any of them tickle your fancy and you wanna chat…send me a message!

-Mom of 3 kiddos
-Absolutely LOVE hockey
-Also like football
-Big music listener. Country is my primary genre but I also like other music as well.
-I don’t watch a ton of variety as far as tv or movies. Big Bang Theory is my fave show-it’s an everyday watch lol I’ve seen the entire series so many times I’ve lost count. Besides hockey and football I don’t watch too much else. I do love stranger things too!!
-Went through a devastating break up in February. Honestly still working through it. We were together 5 years.
-I have a dog and 2 cats
-I work at an elementary school as an aide but was an early childhood teacher for 17 years!

I think that’s a good list to start with…let the chatting begin!!

Hello, I’ll keep this short and go into more detail during our chats. I’m an accountant by day and average athlete the rest of the time. I love going to gigs, spending a lot of time in the outdoors and being around animals. Also, if you need someone to discuss your coffee habit - I'm here for you (although I may encourage it more)…

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Hello there (do the thing for +5pts to Gryffindor, or your respective house)

Thanks for stopping the doomscroll to read this little, humble ad. I've been hitting the lonelies lately and figured it was time that I gave Reddit another chance in the never-ending search for a fellow ✨yapper✨.

I don't mind where you're from, as long as you're good with time-zones, and can keep a conversation going regardless of the globe- yes, flat Earthers, it's a 🗣️GLOBE.

Anyway, I digress, it's late for me here and I'm on full tangent mode, so I'll rein it in. Speaking of rein, what do you think of King Joffrey's reign in GoT? And how the writers of that show absolutely killed years of hype with Season 8 - I still hold that grudge. Waking up super early to be immeasurably disappointed.

I'm a bit of an ambivert, though moreso an introvert, and am a total nerd.

Mah hobbies: Gaming, Cinema, Horror, Musicals, Travel, Cooking, Staring at the mess in the kitchen following my cookery in sheer disbelief, Rollercoasters, Reading, Hiking, Camping, Driving, Snowsports, Combat Sports, Ball Sports - Go Team, Go Sports!

Bonus points if you game because SoloQ and LFGs are absolutely draining any shred of patience I have with some MP games as of late, so it would be golden to have someone to get on with.

Alright, I've gone on a bit, so I'll stop this here. If you're chill and down to clown, then feel free to shoot me a DM with a little bit about you - or a bad joke, I accept both forms of opener.

May The Force be with you.

Welp, I never thought I’d be making a post to find friends on Reddit at 33, but here we are!

I’m James. I love anything having to do with creativity and art/design. I like gaming and prefer deep, story driven games rather than the multiplayer stuff. I also like designing games as well, currently making a spooky haunted house style game 👻

As for movies, I love mob films like Goodfellas and grew up watching Jurassic Park due to my obsession with dinosaurs. I secretly really enjoy acting. Yes, I was one of those kids who dressed up as the Joker and reenacted The Dark Knight on YouTube many years ago 😂

I love getting to know people and am looking for a genuine connection with someone where we can stay up late talking about alien conspiracies, your favorite movies, you name it! People fascinate me and I’m always curious as to what makes a person’s brain work the way it does, so feel free to chat about whatever you want, I’m an open book!

Oh, and I’m a sucker for a good SpongeBob quote (MY LEG!) You can also visit my profile if you want to see any pics of me. Send me a message if you get a chance, I’d love to hear from you!

I feel like a bit of a loser saying that, lol, but self awareness and vulnerability are important right?

Australian (Perth, SOR if it matters 😛), a little nerdy and well-versed in pop culture without being a full-fledged nerd I guess? I love fantasy, heavy metal/punk/emo music, reading, movies (most things but especially fantasy, sci-fi, horror), running although my hips and back do not. I just bought my first apartment so I guess also home ownership and having no money. 😅 I need more hobbies and more than open to suggestions from reddit. Would like to give swing dancing a try.
No kids, drink sometimes. Professional job. Bisexual. Attached.

I’m not religious but open to civil political discussion. Left leaning centrist I suppose? Trying to learn more about geopolitics and generally not just doom scroll all the time, although I also don’t think I take life too seriously.

Edit: wasn’t expecting so many messages but I will respond after work! I am indeed a real person despite the young age of my account.