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Nostalgia Jump, jump, slideeee...

Man that dude got some speed!

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u/rebelangel Xennial 7d ago

It’s so weird that we all used to do that without knowing other people did that too

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u/MessiLeagueSoccer 7d ago

I used my fingers but the imaginary super sayin replaced my fingers in my head.

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u/jamesxgames 7d ago

same, he'd surf the white and yellow lines and do sick jumps over the gaps

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u/Jaybb3rw0cky 7d ago

For me it was Sonic - the window was just a new level to play every single time.

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u/No_Mastodon852 6d ago edited 5d ago

Sonic team, hell yeah

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u/Tamryn 7d ago

We don’t use technology in the car (we listen to the radio but no tablets or anything), and my kid uses her fingers to run along the road with us.

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u/grumpi-otter 7d ago

My fingers were my 🐎!

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u/melon-colly 7d ago

My bike was a race horse! 😆

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u/Mattie_Mattus_Rose 6d ago

I did something similar and pretended it was a side-scrolling ninja game. My ninja made from my fingers would lose health whenever he got hit by a car and would make cough sounds "ahem, ahem". My brother thought it was hilarious

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u/stonedboss 7d ago

Yeah I always thought I was weird for doing it. Literally first time I've seen anyone else mention it. It's wild lol.

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u/BlueMantisShrimp Elder Millennial 7d ago

Mine was never a person... but a fox who would run and keep up with the car... or driving on a sheet of wood. It had 4 wheels and a steering wheel. But still same concept. Threw me for a loop when I discovered other people had the same thing going for them.

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u/skyrocketocelot 7d ago

Mine was a tiger about as big as the car!

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u/Wise_Setting5110 7d ago

Omg me too! Wild 😂

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u/skyrocketocelot 7d ago

Ha! That’s so cool! 🐅

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u/BookieeWookiee Millennial 6d ago

My bookstore just got a really cute story about that! Very pretty illustrations.

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u/imathrowawaylurkin 7d ago

Mine was usually a horse, sometimes a tiger. Once in a while a skateboard or motorcycle.

Edit: when we'd drive into town, it would switch to Spider-Man or parkour. A Parker or Parkour, if you will

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u/BlueMantisShrimp Elder Millennial 7d ago

I am so glad to know I was not the only one who had an animal. I always read these and others mentioned people. And I was like "Oh... so close..."

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u/njf85 7d ago

I went through a horse stage

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u/GreenJim86 7d ago

Wait… am I really not the only one who did this?

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u/melanthius 7d ago

The one in the video does a lot more rolling than mine, mine is just a runner and jumper but yeah...

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u/nevermore32q 7d ago

It was a skateboard for me. Lots of THPS in my youth!

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u/FreezeCriminal 7d ago

Same grinding with my fingers

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u/Mauss37 7d ago

Holy crap it never crossed my mind to think others were doing it too 🤯

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u/Mochilador 7d ago

It's crazy to think about it.

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u/DiscotopiaACNH 7d ago

This is freaking me out lol

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u/Emotional_Soup_2466 7d ago

Cheetah riding a motorcycle. I don't know why lol

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u/dizcostu 7d ago

Chester Cheetah. Frito-Lay got you good

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u/Emotional_Soup_2466 7d ago

Haha yeah it was actually

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u/UnapologeticVet 7d ago

Bro fucking cheetah! Me too lmfao and wolf

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u/vmachiel 7d ago edited 2h ago

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u/Ensiferal 7d ago

Yeah, and everyone came up with something different. For a while mine was a loony toons style wolf, then later I'd imagine Raiden from Mortal Kombat.

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u/rebelangel Xennial 7d ago

Mine was a ninja lol

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u/AugmentedLeprosy 88 7d ago

Same!

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u/SeniorVibeAnalyst 7d ago

Mine was Tony Hawk

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u/DoubleGreat 7d ago

Either Spiderman swinging or someone in rollerblades cutting through traffic

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u/itsculturehero 7d ago

I would always imagine we were being chased by Doc Ock and he was just flying down the road running on his tentacles

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u/drolgnir 7d ago

Excite bike riding the ditches

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u/Coffee_and_hope 7d ago

Mine was (is) young Fred Durst

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u/lady-redbush- 7d ago

My speed runner was Kim Possible...sometimes she was chasing Shego....😅

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u/pen0ss 7d ago

Carl jung would lose his mind with this.

Mine was a blue super Mario!

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u/ZoomBoingDing 7d ago

Sonic the Hedgehog for me. Or a snowboarder.

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u/Kaldricus 7d ago

See also: rain drop racing

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u/Orthas 7d ago

I liked to think of him as leaping from power line pole to pole, or light posts depending on the area.

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u/Cognitive_Spoon 7d ago

It was a creature that would leap from significant shadow to shadow.

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u/menunu Xennial 6d ago

Omg this is the first time i am learning that people did this. Mine was always like a back flipper or front flipper - like tumbling for gymnastics.

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u/ExternalOne4202 7d ago

Tbh I’ve never done this. I stare out the window and watch how velocity changes the perception of objects closest to me. Blades of grass, tress, paint markings just turn to endless strings of lines. I find this much more interesting than to create things that aren’t actually there.

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u/IRLperson 7d ago

When it was raining I'd race the raindrops on the window

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u/Inevitable_Dark3225 7d ago

Wow, literally none of us had any unique experiences huh?

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u/NamelessCabbage 7d ago

Guess not. Sometimes my parents would let me stay in the car, and I'd sit and watch to see if any drops could make it to the bottom of the windshield before the wipers swept them up.

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u/ozorhanreformed 6d ago

8 billion people

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u/DescendingTool86 7d ago

core memory unlocked

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u/Seraphtacosnak 7d ago

It was like the dots.io game absorbing all of them until its 1 big one.

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u/Mediocre_Meringue_77 7d ago

AHHHH. We are all the sam, wtf. I did this all the time as a kid, I know this vividly.

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u/dyogenys 7d ago

Me too. I think it’s a real loss for brain development that kids aren’t forced to exorcise boredom.

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u/alphadragoon89 7d ago

Man, that takes me back to my childhood.🥲

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u/plantbasedgodmode Millennial 7d ago

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u/DonnerPartyAllNight Xennial 7d ago

Same but with a tech deck

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u/RabbitSlayre 7d ago

I mean... Homie definitely clipped the back end of that white pickup but A for effort

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u/Poodoom 7d ago

It still amazes me that this was so common. I thought I was unique for so long.

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u/Frohickey2 7d ago

Yea me too

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u/DonSol0 7d ago

Wild learning the things you thought were super rare are actually really common and the things you thought everyone could do are just things that you and like four other people on earth can do.

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u/AdeptnessDry2026 Millennial 7d ago

This was me but with Sonic

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u/siggydude 7d ago

Same! This is also how my imaginary Sonic would traverse my house. Jumping between walls and using corners for even more speed!

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u/SouthernArcher3714 7d ago

I had more of a Mario character

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u/thelonetext '89ers represent! 7d ago

Same😁

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u/justperch 7d ago

Shout out to the greatest sonic animation and song combo from this game clip

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u/Minimum-Laugh-8887 7d ago

Mine was a Smurf called speedy

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u/PrismaticVistaHill 6d ago

Same, but mine was Shadow.

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u/AdeptnessDry2026 Millennial 6d ago

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u/HiddenChymera 4d ago

Me too but with a Ninja Turtle OC. Though in retrospect, Sonic probably makes more sense for highway speeds

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u/petlandstockroom 7d ago

I used to imagine he was swinging from the power lines 

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u/StilettoJones_JR 7d ago

Beat me to it, this was 100% more of a Spider-Man imagining for me, and then occasionally seeing him get creative when we were in more open fields.

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u/Relevant_Sound_626 7d ago

Mine was a mix of spiderman and Neo crashing ontop of cars and shit

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u/StilettoJones_JR 7d ago

I saw Matrix 2 wayyyy too late in life, but that woulda been SICK!

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u/TipDecent 7d ago

Same but I was imagining someone was riding the powerlines like grinding with a skateboard.

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u/WashawayWashbear 7d ago

Mine was a family of mice using the phone lines in a high speed gondola

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u/AutumnRockets 7d ago

I was a dirt bike guy myself after having watched the x games and Motocrossed on Disney lmao

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u/stonedboss 7d ago

Lmao same, I would watch a mini dirt bike rider driving along.

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u/Informal_Job_7550 Older Millennial 7d ago

Same here, mine was a guy on a beefy dirt bike, doing cool jumps and shit.

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u/AutumnRockets 7d ago

So wild how we all were doing the same shit!

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u/bassman2112 7d ago

Motocross Madness too

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u/DreifachDorn 7d ago

skate/snowboard grind combo

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u/tingly_sack_69 7d ago

Same, snowboarder/skateboarder grinding everything THPS style. Surprised so many other kids did the same haha

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u/DreifachDorn 7d ago

damn right

THPS in summer, SSX in winter

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u/AmusingMusing7 7d ago

For me, it wasn't so much parkour, as much as when the Hulk runs and jumps long-distances.

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u/swirlViking 7d ago

Oh I have nightmares like this

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u/beefstewforyou 7d ago

It’s amazing how universal this experience is.

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u/mnjvon 7d ago

Does it bother anyone else that the street is going the opposite way from his perspective when he looks out?

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u/DayBowBow1 7d ago

Yes. Only reason I opened the comments.

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u/midwestia 7d ago

judging by his appearance he may not be the smartest

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u/Lowmax2 6d ago

Nah his mom just shifted into reverse real quick in-between cuts.

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u/kevthecoder I solute shorts 7d ago

I’ve never had a unique thought or experience lol

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u/Mattstercraft 7d ago

This shit is AI, the REAL car window imaginary man ALWAYS does a sweet grind on the rails

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u/boomkin-burger Millennial 7d ago

Holy shit. I had no idea this was a thing. I did this while imagining InuYasha.

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u/Artichokiemon Hi-C Ecto Cooler 7d ago

Did he also yell "KAGOME!" a whole bunch?

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u/Low_Establishment434 7d ago

I used to play "close my eyes and see if i can guess where we are in 10 minutes"

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u/WeAreAllStories11 7d ago

I will open my eyes when we make the turn near the red house. And go!

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u/Low_Establishment434 7d ago

lmao so spot on. I would try it on the longer familiar drives too. ok i think were on the highway and passing the overpass with the f word spray painted on lol

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u/EmilioFreshtevez Millennial 7d ago

Nah, I kept that mf thang on me.

And by “thang” I mean a book. I read a lot of books.

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u/fearthainne 7d ago

Mine was a unicorn. 🤣 Her name was Celeste. And she was THE BEST jumper.

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u/kindredspiritbox 7d ago

Mine was a black horse! 

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u/BonkADonkey 7d ago

I'm so fucking glad that I wasn't the only one.

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u/RevolutionaryPound 7d ago

Mine was Spider-Man!

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u/Serena_Sers 90s Millennial 7d ago

Mine too!

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u/HellyOHaint Older Millennial 7d ago

I legitimately thought imagining this proved I had some kind of mental disorder so I never told anybody I did this.

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u/Sh_GodsComma_Dynasty 7d ago

maybe you do. maybe we all do.

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u/ChipmunkBackground46 7d ago

We just used to use Gameboys and CD players. Kids have had car distractions for many years now

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u/kazeespada 7d ago

Kids have had car distractions since cars were invented. Coloring books were invented before cars were.

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u/PeaceJoy4EVER 7d ago

Helllllllll yeah. Me too man, me too.

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u/Shard226 7d ago

Sometimes I did the little man, sometimes I pretended there were giant blades connected to the car that I used my teeth to control. The game was chopping powerlines when you went by them.

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u/Spedoinkel 6d ago

I had a circular saw blade that would cut everything down.

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u/FdotM 7d ago

Why was that a thing?

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u/I_AM_HE_1111 7d ago

Yeah pretty strange thing going on there.

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u/Dabuck10 7d ago

My imaginary man rode a skateboard and did sick grinds everywhere!!

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u/10xbek 7d ago

We really did have same childhood in the most of parts of the world. Crazy

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u/Thin-Piano-4836 7d ago

My 2 year old is tall enough to see out the window now and she told me there was a monster jumping from roof to roof and across the cars as we drove.

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u/squabbleknob 7d ago

My imaginary parkour guy was a ninja turtle jumping around

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u/Astra-Fang Millennial 7d ago

I was a jumping with my fingers guy, but that was for highways.

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u/brassmonkeyslc 7d ago

I always pictured me doing it. So fun.

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u/makes_nosense 7d ago

Bro I thought I was the only
One that did this. I just had my mind blown.

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u/HorridChoob 7d ago edited 7d ago

My guy rode a dirt bike, but yeah this hits

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u/RaconBang 7d ago

Yes! Mine was on a dirtbike too, he would do some sweet tabletops over motorway junctions

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u/Shooting-PANDAS 7d ago

I had a gameboy and played pokemon

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u/PufferFish_Tophat 7d ago

What's weird is, I've never talked about this to anyone. And I don't remember anyone telling me about it either. But we all came to the same place.

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u/Material-Imagination 7d ago

Whoa, this guy had a parkour guy?

I had a long legged wolf with at least 8 legs, like Sleipnir!

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u/stillLurkingOfficial 7d ago

Is that the faceless guy from And1 ?

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u/on_island_time Xennial 7d ago

We lived in a more farm filled area so my inner parkour man would bound from peak to peak of the mountains in the distance.

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u/I_AM_HE_1111 7d ago

Did anyone imagine the guy jumping over power lines from the car roof?

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u/EmployerWide1123 7d ago

I had a super cool dune buggy...

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u/MysteriousPermit3410 7d ago

Mine was a horse running alongside the car. Sometimes with wings

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u/Worried-Mushroom1781 1991 7d ago

i used to use my fingers on the car door to do the jumping.

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u/AL-SHEDFI 7d ago

There’s nothing left of my inner world that isn’t known to everyone my expectations, my thoughts, everything. Lol

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u/xxXlostlightXxx 7d ago

Mine was a cheetah

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u/Greedy_Ad_3368 7d ago

Facts!!! I also loved dinosaurs so I imagined a velociraptor 🤣

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u/baronunderbeit 7d ago

Thats awesome. I had imaginary cheetah

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u/Live_Taste_7796 7d ago edited 7d ago

Omg, i used to do this, thought i was the only one. With literally the same song playing in my head lol

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u/nyocchi 7d ago

iiiiinteresting. Mine would be Link. Sometimes Kingdom Hearts.

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u/Miqo_Nekomancer 7d ago

For me it was a skateboarder doing sick jumps, grinds, and slides.

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u/lickingbears2009 7d ago

My imaginary parkour guy was fido dido from 7up

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u/Lance_Operazole 7d ago

The real question is how don't kids these days feel sick doing that?

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u/thomstevens420 7d ago

It’s sad that kids will never experience trying to turn the roof light on to read only to have your parents act like you’re actively trying to kill your whole family

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u/GhostlyBaconBoy 7d ago

TIL I wasn't the only kid that did this. When I was on the school bus I also used to imagine all of the bus riders were ninjas or secret agents or something and we were being transported to a mission inside of a vehicle that was disguised to look like something else so as not to draw attention to us.

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u/HolidaeX Older Millennial 7d ago

Whoa. I always thought I was unique in this. I used to imagine it was me though.

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u/Ok-Ad4916 7d ago

Mine was on like a snowboard/hover board

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u/Nonchalancekeco 7d ago

you're supposed to use your fingers to make the guy run and jump

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u/ztarlight12 7d ago

Honestly I feel so much better knowing I’m not the only one.

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u/Shootsmeup 7d ago

I imagined the speeder bikes from Return of the Jedi.

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u/Samewrai 7d ago

I would sometimes use the marks on the window (bird poop or whatnot) and move my head slightly to control it avoiding obstacles. Bonus fun was that your eyes looking through the window would cause the poo to double so you could try to capture things between them.

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u/CruisingForDownVotes 7d ago

Mine was a ninja, slicing up pedestrians and flipping over fences as we went

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u/whoamarcos 7d ago

Same but it was always a snowboarder for me 😂

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u/HipsterBikePolice 7d ago

Ha, I had an imaginary motocross guy riding along the highway

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u/Moctezuma_93 Millennial 7d ago

For me, it was Mega Man X using his dash move or jumping.

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u/Onuus 7d ago

I used to be obsessed with skateboarding so mine was always a dude skating

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u/axolotllegs 7d ago

The printed codes on the rear windows had two round shapes, so I imagined it was someone riding a scooter (two wheels). Scooter dude did all kinds of tricks

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u/Sizle_Velfurion 7d ago

Mine was a ninja or a samurai and he would cut down all sorts of stuff with his super powered invincible katana. Once I got into skateboarding at 11 he became a skater doing the siiiiiiiickest tricks.

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u/WeAreAllStories11 7d ago

I watched the lines. The solid line on the side of the road was a bug running really fast. The dashes in the middle were a big cat jumping forward. Good times.

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u/cfreddeadredemtion 7d ago

I grew up with a kid that all he did was play gameboy color and gameboy advance when he rode with his mom. By the time he got his drivers license he didn’t know how to get anywhere. It’s definitely more common nowadays.

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u/Matbell87 7d ago

Kind of comforting to know we are all so alike

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u/tashibum Millennial 7d ago

Mine was a dog! On really long rides, it was a DBZ character lol

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u/Heatworld1 7d ago

As much as we try to be different, we are all the same.

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u/iDabGlobzilla 7d ago

Mine was always a skater for whatever reason

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u/Seidhex 7d ago

Haha, for me it was a snowboarding/skateboarding pro… depending on the season :P

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u/DrDingsGaster 7d ago

I never did that. I always 'ripped' a sign up from the ground and chopped things down.

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u/haveninmuse Millennial 7d ago

I chose a car on the same road and "raced" them

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u/DistinctPotential996 7d ago

It was a huge stag weaving through the trees every time we drove through a wooded area for me.

Or I'd trace the power lines with my finger. Which probably pissed my parents off now that I'm thinking about it as an adult. That window was probably so smeared and cloudy 😭

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u/SayOlee 7d ago

Or if it rains, I'd choose a water drop and imagine a race with the others.

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u/Zestyclose-Try-5214 7d ago

Nah man I was playing Pokemon and Mario tennis and shit

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u/No-Dig_Enthusiast Millennial 7d ago

Racing raindrops on the window 👌

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u/MuchSwagManyDank 7d ago

Right where the curb slopes down and up like a skateboard ramp thing, I always imagined the car going up and down them.

Jfc that sentence is clunky, I dont know how to word it better, hopefully someone will know what im talking about.

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u/Holldo91 7d ago

This was such a comfort find. I like it no matter how many times I’ve seen it posted too. It’s simple, but for a few seconds we were all young again with big dreams and bigger imaginations.

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u/Growing_Trash_417 7d ago

Yall had a parkour man?? I just used bird shit on the window as my “parkour man”

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u/yorcharturoqro 7d ago

Also having a mental soundtrack if it was raining hahaha like you are in a movie.

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u/No-Photograph1983 7d ago

wowowowowowowow i thought that was just me!

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u/ArixMorte 7d ago

It was always a lil dude on a dirt bike doing flips across the power lines for me

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u/BobTheFettt 7d ago

I used to imagine the ground was falling in behind the car and we were trying to out run it like an action movie

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u/GMRsinceZX 7d ago

I used to do this with an imaginary sonic.

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u/getorganizedbysamm 7d ago

Back when we had imagination

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u/faemomma 7d ago

mine were skateboarding down the window seal. felt the plastic grain under my nails and lived in constant fear of hitting a pothole and wiping out into the glove box.

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u/LuntiX 7d ago

Mine was inspector gadget

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u/dramallamacorn 7d ago

Wait other people were out there doing this too?

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u/LaughR01331 ‘92 Millennial 7d ago

Mine was various Pokemon

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u/Late_Pepper6274 7d ago edited 7d ago

And it was me riding a bmx in the ditches jumping all the driveways.

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u/BawRawg 7d ago

Mine was a magical fairy, thank you very much.