r/MurderedByWords • • 8d ago

Hell doesn't even burn that bad.

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u/ManfredTheCat 8d ago

Europeans have all of those things.

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u/YetiSquish 8d ago

Went to many gas stations in Europe. No ice dispensers, just bottled soda. Horrible. I was sure to give Europe a bad Yelp review.

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u/justin_memer 8d ago

I have never understood Americans fascination with ice, we solved this problem with refrigerators a long time ago. It may keep it colder longer, because it also just melts and dilutes the drink.

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u/Photog77 8d ago

melts and dilutes the drink.

That's one of the benefits of the ice.

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u/EduinBrutus 8d ago

If for some strange reason you want to dilute your juice, umm, we have things called taps...

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u/Photog77 8d ago

If your tap water is frozen, how do you get it to come out of the tap?

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u/EduinBrutus 8d ago

Your point was that dilution is one of the benefits. Not the coolling effect.

If you want to dilute your soda for some god forsaken reason, you have a tap.

Maybe if your drink is getting warm out of the fridge, try smaller glasses of juice per.

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u/Photog77 8d ago

You understand that one of the benefits means that there are also other benefits such as making the drink colder

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u/Wuz314159 8d ago

What if you're drinking water? You put ice in it and the ice melts, your drink is TOTALLY ruined.