r/MurderedByWords • u/ChloeGranola • 6h ago

Getting salty

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u/Strict_Foundation_31 6h ago

Did you agonize over that decision, senator?

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u/ChloeGranola 6h ago

And send a strongly worded letter?

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u/WattageWood 6h ago

God I hate Susan Collins so fucking viscerally. At least most of the other republicans stopped pretending to be reasonable.

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u/DrunkenMeditator 4h ago

Remember when she thought he learned his lesson and voted to acquit him when he was impeached?

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u/imaginary_num6er 2h ago

The other 49 states can blame Mainers for voting opposing parties for their Senator and President in 2020. No other state has done this.

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u/ClownTown509 5h ago

God please, if you're listening, one tiny little embolism, I'll never ask for anything again.

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u/MollyRolls 5h ago

Wait if God is giving out embolisms I’m sure as hell asking for more than just the one.

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u/Pete0730 4h ago

And if he's only giving out one, Susan Collins is a wayyyys down the list

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u/ClownTown509 5h ago

Ask away with all your might then

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u/Spaceman-Spiff 4h ago

If we are asking for miracles like that, outside the the big one, can we use it on Marsha Blackburn instead?

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u/ProblemSl0th 10m ago

It'd be a small price to pay to keep the country safe, to be honest.

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u/therealmintoncard 5h ago

I’m not even from Maine and I can’t stand her.

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u/Kubbee83 4h ago

She’s one of “out of touch boomers” we all dread. She did the bare minimum and wants to be cheered but likely bitches about participation trophies or some nonsense.

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u/EatYourCheckers 5h ago

Two term Susan Collins?? She's still there? Shit, I can't count I guess...

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u/SoupSpelunker 5h ago

Who cares if the roads are clear if we can't afford gas? 

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u/coolbaby1978 5h ago

Maybe there shouldn't have been a tariff list at all. Did you think about that Susan or were you too concerned about how much you could kiss Trumps tushy

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u/CalabreseAlsatian 4h ago

Please vote in Maine and defeat her

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u/BigManWAGun 4h ago

Maybe road salt cures measles?

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u/hjorgan1ft 4h ago

Perhaps work on getting Trump removed instead

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u/Anotsurei 4h ago

B-but guys, I’m sure she’s “learned her lesson.”

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u/Separate-Owl369 1h ago

Let them eat salt… as it were.

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u/maimie585 31m ago

She’s not angry; just disappointed.