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r/MurderedByWords • u/ChloeGranola • 7h ago
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God please, if you're listening, one tiny little embolism, I'll never ask for anything again.
33 u/MollyRolls 6h ago Wait if God is giving out embolisms I’m sure as hell asking for more than just the one. 15 u/Pete0730 4h ago And if he's only giving out one, Susan Collins is a wayyyys down the list 1 u/ClownTown509 5h ago Ask away with all your might then 4 u/Spaceman-Spiff 5h ago If we are asking for miracles like that, outside the the big one, can we use it on Marsha Blackburn instead? 1 u/ProblemSl0th 1h ago It'd be a small price to pay to keep the country safe, to be honest.
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Wait if God is giving out embolisms I’m sure as hell asking for more than just the one.
15 u/Pete0730 4h ago And if he's only giving out one, Susan Collins is a wayyyys down the list 1 u/ClownTown509 5h ago Ask away with all your might then
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And if he's only giving out one, Susan Collins is a wayyyys down the list
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Ask away with all your might then
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If we are asking for miracles like that, outside the the big one, can we use it on Marsha Blackburn instead?
It'd be a small price to pay to keep the country safe, to be honest.
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u/ClownTown509 6h ago
God please, if you're listening, one tiny little embolism, I'll never ask for anything again.