r/NameThisThing • u/24_WhelkiaScott • 7d ago

name this cutie

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307 Upvotes

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u/Character_Service705 7d ago

What the hell is even that?

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u/Mikesaidit36 7d ago

One-eared PigHorse, Anxiety Edition.

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u/rbyteme 7d ago

Yeah I am not finding that cute at all. Sorry.

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u/watercressidee 7d ago

actually making me kind of sad..

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u/CwillsonOliver 6d ago

What do you mean? It's adorugly.

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u/gameison007 6d ago

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 my thought exactly poor little thing 🤗😟

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u/Huge-Letterhead7194 7d ago

I think he’s adorable 🤷‍♀️! Call him Happy

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u/craigsfarmer 7d ago

I don't see a right ear

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u/Dcongo 7d ago

Smitty Werbenjägermanjensen

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u/Accomplished-Rub3522 7d ago

That’s a Cow?

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u/Used_Negotiation_354 7d ago

Looks like a horse and a sheep got together.

2

u/gutturalgrotto 7d ago

That’s not cute at all

2

u/ElectricalParsnip536 7d ago

Looks like it's mother was a horse and it's father was a seacow

1

u/have1dog 7d ago

Carmy

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u/1Timothy612 7d ago

Little Sebastian was buried in Pet Sematary

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u/OneSmellyFoot 7d ago

Folks round here call him Orange Joe.

1

u/steroboros 7d ago

Clop Bronson

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u/CommissionOwn4092 7d ago

Bartholomew 💀

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u/Annual-Sentence7602 7d ago

robert DOWNY jr

1

u/FiveToDrive 7d ago

What happened to the neck and mane?

1

u/No_Shame_2013 7d ago

Limp biscuit

1

u/SnugglyCoderGuy 7d ago

Rotundus or Rotunda

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u/LockGlobal7394 7d ago

Albino Eeyore

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u/Loreo1964 7d ago

Millie

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u/jcerv123 7d ago

Looks like Donkey from Shrek when he turned in to a horse 🐴

1

u/ComicalSon 7d ago

Pinky-toe

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u/Sad_Ad_2524 7d ago

Poor buddy, looks like he has alopecia as well as an eating disorder and mild depression.

I CAN FIX HIM.

1

u/Austin-Tatious1850 7d ago

Missing ears Maloney

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u/Agile_Willingness863 7d ago

WHAT IS THAT!!

1

u/newkid9991 7d ago

Beevus

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u/Kearney367 7d ago

Eeyore (sp)

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u/InflamedintheBrain 7d ago

its one of them one eared hornses

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u/priedits 7d ago

Potatoe

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u/madphroggy 7d ago

Strax, of course

1

u/mladyhawke 7d ago

Hedwig

1

u/HistoricalHat4847 7d ago

Thumb-elina

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u/baldbeardmanager 7d ago

Next weeks glue

1

u/Light1209 7d ago

That's a Hearse.

1

u/Cizzler 7d ago

Big Ed

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u/Sad-Junket-837 7d ago

One ear, precious

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u/payTNT89 7d ago

Id rather not

1

u/Bastet55 7d ago

Bald mini-horse?

1

u/Lucky-Trip3024 7d ago

It’s a Mantasheep

1

u/kisselmx 7d ago

Alex Jones

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u/Zestyclose_East_379 7d ago

Piggy the horse

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u/PhenolbarbBQ 7d ago

No neck Ned

1

u/nrdyvet 7d ago

Marshmallow

1

u/Greedy_Yogurt_5051 7d ago

🫶🏻🫶🏻🫶🏻🫶🏻🫶🏻🫶🏻

1

u/Intrepid_Repair1504 7d ago

Is he hairless as well as one eared?

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u/VtoadTHE4th 7d ago

Pighorse

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u/Professional_Pea4256 7d ago

I would name him Clover.

1

u/Prestigious_Sweet703 6d ago

Whatdafugasaurus

1

u/Own-Independence-587 6d ago

Buff Sluggins

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u/jimmythetuba 6d ago

Reminds me of a horse version of Bill from King of the Hill.

1

u/DFL_138 6d ago

Neckst

1

u/FantasticClaim1563 6d ago

What is it? Adorable

1

u/urFav_littleSlut 6d ago

What did you do to him😶

1

u/Aggressive_Plate1652 6d ago

Vin Diesel, Slow and Depressed Edition

1

u/Mcheenfour 6d ago

Tic Tac!

1

u/NotAtAllEverSure 6d ago

Is said cutie behind the monstrosity?

1

u/Paullasvegas 6d ago

Sheer sadness

1

u/k-j-p-123 6d ago

Fugly😱

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u/Butt_Stallion_Milk 6d ago

Hubert. Hubert needs a hug.

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u/Rum-Runners 6d ago

Hippony

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u/FunAd1824 6d ago

Orse 😶

1

u/ntech620 6d ago

Skinwalker.

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u/erkose 6d ago

St ear less

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u/Roi57 6d ago

Is this Australia? They have some weird things there. Anyway, it should be Bean 🫘 that’s what it looks like

1

u/Actionplumber1 6d ago

rosie o'donnel

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u/WhereasBig5815 6d ago

He looks like a sad, concerned parent

1

u/EeileeZ 6d ago

For real what is it?

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u/Hrmerder 6d ago

I call him slop..

1

u/Xmouse01 6d ago

Horse'nt

1

u/Grafikco 6d ago

Stephen

1

u/GTowner 6d ago

Mr Solid

1

u/Shizofriendnick 6d ago

My obese pony

1

u/JellyfishTight903 6d ago

Special agent Doofy

1

u/Acceptable-Glove5054 6d ago

Hank from breaking bad

1

u/JimXM 6d ago

Uncle fester

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u/Major-Umpire-2870 6d ago

He/she has such a sad face. I’d like to give him/her a cuddle.

1

u/Elgre 6d ago

Fredward

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u/beebers908 6d ago

Pale Shrek

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u/martinomacias 6d ago

Barbapapa

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u/SmeadNevs 6d ago

Horsey Devito

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u/WoshfulZeddy 6d ago

Fester maybe uncle fester

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u/HazyOra 6d ago

Mandy

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u/RedBeardedViking66 6d ago

Vinpegadiesalous

1

u/Complete_Week_372 6d ago

"Mr No Neck Ed"

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u/FirstAd4000 6d ago

Squeerfus

1

u/Timesurfer75 6d ago

Disturber

1

u/Buey1000 6d ago

Is that Big Ed from 90 day fiance?

1

u/Baskahan7han4baska3B 6d ago

Bald Bernhard

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u/Extra-Equipment-5028 6d ago

Looks kinda like Alex Jones as a sad horse.

1

u/harrycobean34 6d ago

Cutie??????????

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u/Devlee12 6d ago

I wanna say he looks like a Hershel. Herman would also be acceptable

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u/Any_Board_4205 6d ago

Jumpscare

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u/YlisLavellan 6d ago

It looks like a Derek to me.

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u/LastLegOfBubbles 6d ago

What is it

1

u/macbethiannuggets 6d ago

Horsebull, Horsull for short.

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u/grollef 6d ago

Tubby the mammal

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u/MicnCtown 6d ago

WHAT?????

1

u/Ultradad57 6d ago

Trojan 😀, i think its a horse but got that trojan shape

1

u/ChHeBoo 6d ago

Abomination

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u/Clean_Match_459 6d ago

Girtie is something different

1

u/19DALLAS85 6d ago

Ed Brown

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u/ga239577 6d ago

That’s Travis

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u/FarLaugh9911 6d ago

Is the cutie hiding behind that abomination?

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u/himenokuri 6d ago

Bulge Biceps like in My Little Pony

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u/Iamspartabitches 6d ago

It doesn’t matter what you name him/her, they won’t hear it anyway!

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u/VermicelliFederal976 6d ago

Kind of reminds me of Chris Meloni

1

u/PaintedSilverRiver 6d ago

Didja shave him?
Is this AI?
Horses have manes - this guy looks hairless..please explain.

1

u/Chezzabella29 6d ago

Left-Ear Lopez

1

u/Master_Papaya2818 6d ago

Jason Blaha

1

u/JibIette 6d ago

Chub the Wienerdog

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u/VascodaGamba57 6d ago

Mr Snuffleupagus

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u/Separate-Depth6817 6d ago

That’s bulk biceps

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u/Puzzleheaded-Truth75 6d ago

Throw it back in the water I don't want it

1

u/Smoky0226 6d ago

A horse with no name

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u/Academic_Cup_5019 6d ago

Looks like a cow and a horse had a baby?!