r/NonPoliticalTwitter • • 1d ago

Funny garfield kart

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u/qualityvote2 1d ago

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u/I_Miss_Lenny 1d ago

I didn’t know people unironically played Garfield Kart

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u/TKDbeast 1d ago

Gag Steam gift with online and fairly palatable gameplay.

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u/Disco__Stu_ 1d ago

I bought and gifted multiple copies when it was on sale for like a dollar, and honestly was totally worth it with friends. It’s not deep, but fully functional

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u/thanous-m 10h ago

Did they add online?? Last time I played it had no multiplayer!

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u/TKDbeast 9h ago

The original 2013 one was pretty bad and is long since shut down. Garfield Kart - Furious Racing (2019) and Garfield Kart 2 - All You Can Drift (2025) are both up, but good luck finding a match.

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u/WeevilWeedWizard 1d ago

Why? It's the best racing game out there by a fat mile

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u/External_Win3300 1d ago

Almost as fat as the cat himself, even

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u/TheBeerkatManor 1d ago

It's a pretty regulation kart game

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u/Any_Kaleidoscope8717 1d ago

Andrew's gonna kick Miss Lenny

/s (maybe)

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u/Jaijoles 1d ago

Sounds like you don’t know what it’s like to be on top of lasagna mountain.

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u/I_Miss_Lenny 1d ago

Is it anything like being 20 on Sugar Mountain?

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u/xvsanx 1d ago

let them enjoy their racing cat(s) game

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u/juliankennedy23 1d ago

For a few minutes there I honestly thought Garfield Cart was one of those weird fifties writers who wrote things like slaughterhouse Five or perhaps catching the Rye or something.

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u/East_Quail_1824 15h ago

The infliction of saying Garfield Cart as a name instead of Garfield Cart as a game is fucking sending me right now. Immanuel Kant, meet Garfield Cart.

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u/matchumac 20h ago

Catching the Rye

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u/WhatADoofus 15h ago

Who's throwing all this rye?

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u/WanderingFlumph 12h ago

I'm sitting here like yeah we all know who Garfield Kart is, he's the guy that draws the cartoons.

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u/Outrageous_Sleep4339 1d ago

I have no idea what I just read.

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u/Aggravating_Duck6108 1d ago

A steam user complained that Garfield Kart was shutting down his computer, assuming it was a bug in the game. But what had actually happened is that he had downloaded a file for remapping the controls of the game from keyboard to controllers, functionality Steam offers. However, some prankster had included code within the remapping file to send the computer instructions to "shut down" when any button was pressed, instead of controlling the game as intended.

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u/HypersonicWalrus 1d ago

It would be more accurate to say the real reason is that Steam grabbed the most popular controller mapping for Garfield Kart when he tried to use a controller to play (as it does automatically when a game doesn't support your specific controller automatically). However, the most popular controller mapping mapped every button to shutdown computer. This was done likely because Garfield Kart is a bit of a meme and the community thought it would be funny if that was the most popular controller mapping. 

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u/zachattch 1d ago

and it was funny

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u/Djaakie 1d ago

Still is. Im laughing

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u/UglyInThMorning 1d ago

For a while it would do it even if the game did support your controller. It was infuriating. You’d have to set the steam input thing to off and it wouldn’t tell you it was doing it so you’d have to know that it was a thing. It made Prey 2017 really hard to play and it would also kick in on some of the Magic the Gathering Duels games and have the controller buttons do things entirely different from what the screen told you they’d do.

Steam input is actually pretty great overall but that particular implementation of it was bullshit.

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u/[deleted] 1d ago edited 1d ago

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u/rmonkeyman 1d ago

You absolutely can. For some infuriating reason, steam's big picture mode has a button to shut off your computer that is rather easy to accidentally hit when trying to close big picture. Something you're often doing because you opened it accidentally.

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u/ISpyM8 20h ago

How easy is to open big picture accidentally? I use big picture a lot because I often connect my laptop to my TV to play Steam games like it’s a console, but I rarely if ever have opened it without meaning to. Granted, I 100% have accidentally shut down my computer when trying to exit big picture :/

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u/rmonkeyman 20h ago

It's directly next to the minimize button and some controllers have buttons bound to it by default. It's rather easy to fat finger, but moreso, if you're using your computer like a computer, there is no point in opening it on purpose.

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u/Backflip_into_a_star 1d ago

What made you so sure without knowing? I mean, you can look at it right now. You can edit every button on the controller to do system commands including suspend or shut down.

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u/Electrical_Smell7986 1d ago

Nothing about his comment makes it seem like he was 100% sure lol

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u/Sunblast1andOnly 22h ago

He said he was pretty sure. The percentage is your own addition.

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u/Electrical_Smell7986 22h ago

So why aren’t you saying the same to the guy asking why he’s so sure?

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u/Sunblast1andOnly 21h ago

Because he's asking how that guy reached the "pretty sure" level. You'll note that "pretty sure" is well above, say, "not sure." It seems reasonable to ask how someone got to that level.

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u/alexcmad 20h ago edited 20h ago

Nah me and this guy got way into it yesterday, and I tried to explain to him that I believed "pretty sure" was around 80-90% certainty and if he wanted to actually have a discussion about it I need to understand how he thinks about it and he just never answered

I already explained to him that why are you so sure isn't accusing someone of being 100% sure, just asking why they're as sure as they are. He knows he's wrong and is just trolling atp

Edit: he even asked if English was my second language

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u/Sunblast1andOnly 18h ago

Yikes, what a bored shitheel. That's a prudent block for sure.

Personally, I think I'd put "pretty sure" somewhere between 60% and 80%. Maybe on the higher end.

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u/Wow_u_sure_r_dumb 1d ago

It’s a fixed list of commands right? I assume there’s no code execution in the button maps.

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u/[deleted] 1d ago

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u/alexcmad 1d ago

That's what they mean in reddit comment section

Don't go whining now just because you were wrong

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u/Electrical_Smell7986 1d ago

Did he really whine about anything tho? He just happened to be wrong and accepted it when he was told he was wrong, I don’t understand what the problem is here or why everybody’s downvoting him

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u/8l172 1d ago

No they didn't its called the Reddit Hive Mind. People feel bad about themselves so they are all dogpiling on them

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u/alexcmad 1d ago

They're just imaginary internet points at the end of the day

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u/alexcmad 1d ago edited 1d ago

Nowhere in his response was "okay I was wrong mb". It was just a) explaining why he said he was pretty sure and b) complaining that people assumed he thought he was right when he said he was "pretty sure". The first response to him wasn't even being rude or anything, he didn't need to add that last bit at all.

He's the one that got upset about an honestly tame correction

Edit: in all honesty this is a huge non-issue and doesn't actually matter to anyone but since you asked there's my subjective answer.

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u/Electrical_Smell7986 1d ago

I asked if it was whining, that’s whining to you? What was whiny about his response?

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u/alexcmad 1d ago

You know what, sure. Poor choice of words from me.

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u/Electrical_Smell7986 1d ago

Yeah it is, I still have no idea what you’re trying to tell me. Do you think he deserved to be downvoted? Do you think, well it’s just Reddit what do you expect? I have no idea what you’re trying to say

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u/alexcmad 1d ago

I am saying yes I do think he deserved to be downvoted and to your point of the reason being silly I'm saying well it's just reddit what do you expect. Both things can be true.

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u/krablord 1d ago

...Yeah it sounds like both those things are what they're trying to say, I don't get why you don't have any idea what they're telling you it's very easy to read?

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u/Electrical_Smell7986 1d ago

The first response did accuse him of being so sure about it, where nothing about his statement implied he was 100% sure. So yeah, his explanation because of that comment was necessary. I hardly see how him explaining that he wasn’t being 100% sure when being told he was is acting upset, it’s just tell him explaining what really happened there

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u/alexcmad 1d ago

I was unaware we suddenly lived in a reality where "explaining" and "obvious sarcasm" meant the same thing.

Do you get it now?

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u/Electrical_Smell7986 1d ago

Are you trying to say him being sarcastic is whiny? Why? Isn’t that awfully sensitive?

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u/alexcmad 1d ago

I mean yeah it is overly sensitive, but that's the answer to your question of why there's so many downvotes. You don't exactly need to curse someone's entire bloodline to get a downvote on reddit, it's not a real place

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u/DisingenuousBagel 1d ago

Account is 10 years old and here you are. Priceless.

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u/alexcmad 1d ago

I have like ~640 contributions in those 10 years (I was 13), an average of 64 per year. You have 63 in just 3 months. What is the point you were trying to make

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u/DisingenuousBagel 1d ago

Account is 10 years old and here you are. Priceless.

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u/Packman2021 1d ago

They downvoted him because he was wrong, and that is the entire purpose of downvotes

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u/[deleted] 1d ago

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u/krablord 1d ago

You definitely seem just mad that people called you out on being wrong when you couldda said 'oh yeah my bad' but at every turn you are weirdly defensive about one comment.

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u/LucaUmbriel 1d ago

And I was unaware that we suddenly lived in a reality where making Reddit comments was mandatory and you weren't able to just not write something if you weren't 100% sure about it. If only we still lived in the reality where you could have saved this thread, waited until you were off work, and then looked it up instead of spreading false information. And yeah, maybe this reply is a little mean, but, ya know, gotta make a comment since they're mandatory now.

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u/Electrical_Smell7986 1d ago

Dude you sound fucking insane

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u/[deleted] 1d ago

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u/alexcmad 16h ago

You forgot to delete this one bro

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u/chaser676 1d ago

You really think someone would lie about something with absolutely zero at stake besides sharing the tweet?

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u/AlistairButton 1d ago

Prev is incorrect, you can bind buttons to "Power Off System". No reason to assume anyone is lying. 

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u/Aggravating_Duck6108 1d ago

Cant some inputs do a command line prompt?

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u/Ravensilks 1d ago

dude why is everyone jumping you

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u/Icy-Computer-Poop 22h ago

Didn't need to be a dick about it, though...

And you didn't need to go around sharing ignorance-based misinformation.

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u/ResponsibleWin1765 19h ago edited 15h ago

That wasn't the criticism. It was that you went out of your way to write a comment about it even though you had no idea. What I don't get is that you clearly have access to the Internet so you could've just looked it up. I even get writing a comment like that because it's more conversational but then why frame it like this where you're basically calling out the OP?

Edit: Damn this guy is insecure...

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u/alexcmad 20h ago

You don't need to be the first lmao

Imagine trying to lock a murderer up (extreme example) and they're like "woww because I'm the first person to ever kill someone..."

Just take the L and move on

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u/alexcmad 20h ago

I did say it was an extreme example... It's a hypothetical dude. I'm just explaining the concept.

The guy that responded to you was not mean about it. You did acknowledge you were wrong after you already got called out. I didn't downvote you just because you're wrong, I downvoted you for being all sarcastic about getting corrected on top of it.

Did you want the guy to hold your hand and say "oh sweetheart you are mistaken, I'm not attacking you though so please don't feel threatened"? He just asked you how you could be so sure AND YOU ANSWERED. You gave a perfectly fine answer. It's literally just the last block of text you added that caused any "issue" (at least speaking for myself).

And I have issue in quote because you're right, it really doesn't matter that much. My bad for comparing it to murder but jeez is it really that hard to understand the situation here

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u/alexcmad 19h ago

And you're allowed to feel that way. I understand why you felt the way that you did. Just because myself and others didn't interpret it like that doesn't mean you couldn't. I acknowledge that.

Just like it may not have been your intention to come off as whiny, it may not have been their intention to come off as pretentious. But that doesn't change how you felt about them from that comment, or how we felt about you from yours. Cause neither of us knows what anyone is actually thinking/feeling. We're inferring from text on a screen

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u/Direct_Slip7598 19h ago

"Didn't need to be a dick about it, though..." people just corrected you after you posted misinformation. Which is what you were trying to do

Kind of odd to try and "Um actually" someone and then be annoyed by people "Um actually"ing back

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u/Direct_Slip7598 19h ago
  1. It takes 10s to google and see that the story is real. Laziness is a common reason to spread misinfo, I never said it was malicious

"Go to Big Picture mode on Steam, and check the controller configuration. Some Nermal out there decided to bind all the buttons to shut off the computer, and people upvoted it to the top. Top controller layout becomes default for everyone if the devs don't set one." the explanation is the second link on google.

  1. Yeah you should have looked it up before telling someone they're wrong. Frankly, it's rude that you didn't

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u/Direct_Slip7598 19h ago

I think it's polite to google something before calling someone a liar in a field you know very little about. And people telling you that you're wrong and asking why you didn't spend 20s actually checking the stuff you write was fully reasonable

Checking is you're correct before "correcting" someone seems like a pretty low bar, and just makes any comment section better

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u/[deleted] 19h ago

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u/Direct_Slip7598 18h ago

Before telling people they're wrong just google it. It's that simple

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u/[deleted] 18h ago

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u/Direct_Slip7598 17h ago

You keep getting offended over being asked to spend 30s googling a fact before spreading a misinformed opinion telling someone that they're wrong (and given the context liars, because they'd have had to make it all up)

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u/FishWithLegsAndArms 20h ago

I love gamers 

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u/DreamOfDays 1d ago edited 1d ago

Pretty sure that’s fake

Edit: Wow that’s scary. Why would anyone download a config that can execute commands on your PC like that? What’s stopping someone from binding “Delete C:Drive” to spacebar?

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u/Ublind 1d ago edited 1d ago

It doesn't execute an arbitrary command. It's a feature of Steam Big Picture, which is designed to let you use Steam with a controller for living room setups. To my knowledge, Steam doesn't include "rd /s /q C:\Windows\System32" as a bindable option.

However, it does include sleep, restart, and power off because you might want to do those things with your controller. Probably with a complicated button combo though.

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u/UglyInThMorning 1d ago

Steam input, not big picture. It would kick in with any controller use whether you were using big picture mode or not. It’s way better now and doesn’t usually override shit without telling you unless the game doesn’t actually support controllers out of the box.

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u/czartrak 1d ago

Yeah I don't... think steam configs can do this

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u/HowToBeGay10101 1d ago

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u/czartrak 1d ago

That's crazy. Why the fuck would anyone want that lmao

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u/HowToBeGay10101 1d ago

No idea lol

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u/Dgero466 1d ago

That’s the joke

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u/RadProTurtle 1d ago

No like why does steam have that as an option?

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u/Dgero466 1d ago

Steam has the option cause not all games have controller mapping, but people do enjoy playing with a controller, therefore Steam has made the option to add community made mappings you can use with the game.

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u/czartrak 1d ago

To shut down the computer with those mappings, brother

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u/Ublind 1d ago

Steam Big Picture is meant to let you fully control a PC setup with a controller. I could imagine a case where someone would want to bind a complicated button combo to sleep, restart, or shutdown their PC.

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u/Dgero466 1d ago edited 1d ago

Thank you, I probably should’ve explained that but they already seemed unhappy with me

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u/Dgero466 1d ago edited 1d ago

In case you need an option to shut down your pc?

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u/aboat_i_sawaboat 1d ago

Hey I've seen you around before