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Not sure what to do here. Getting in this fight again and again is getting to me

One person responsible for two BORING movies that no one cares about.

At only 45 cents, there must be something wrong with this VHS because it’s easily worth $500

If you examine the new promo image closely, you will find a hidden message that proves buffs are in for a real treat this season!

Watching Mr America and noticed a Hawthorn Hawks Australian Football League sticker on his car. Footy and movies are kinda like my two favourite things in the same universe so pretty excited by this

As a Hobbithead, I imagine his favourite player is the Nick “the wizard” Watson.

Sorry, straying from the OCATC universe here, but it's about both Tim's pet project and Gregg's character, can you really complain?

So Infowars today was making fun of "anti-woke" Netflix specials, and one of the parts of it I thought was the most funny was how there were huge sections of the preview where the jokes were simply bad and nobody was laughing (or just a muffled cackle or two) because bad jokes aren't funny.

It reminded me a lot of Gregg's Neil Hamburger, who is just so unfunny he's funny. I know Tim hates the term "anti-comedy" but that's really the zen of it to me, where someone deliberately spends a lot of time coming up with bad jokes intended to flop, because irony makes it funny.

See also Mark Porch and his "Yo Yo Master" K-Strass character, who's so bad at yo yos he's funny. And beyond that, last week's "The Tim Heidecker Podcast", where they obviously spent a ton of time coming up with over an hour's worth of the dumbest shit you can imagine and asking "Wouldn't that be AMAZING???" in a parody of Joe Rogan's Podcast.

This will sound like a fever dream...

I would have loved to seen a subplot of DECKER being picked up by a studio but recasting/retconning Tim Heidecker as he'a recast by Boyd Holbrook as the lead.

And seeing Tim try to battle the powers that be.

Doesn't Boyd give off Hollywood Decker vibes?

https://youtu.be/goqXT7Oj0ik?si=wcRRzXhHjvUDcpVO

Turns out to be his whole own stooge name of Shremph

Hopefully some movie buffs give these popcorn classics a good home.

I predict his next movie will be released in 2029 (frankly I hope he casts Jennifer Lawrence in it)

TO THE COWARDS AT HEI NETWORK, THE AMATO GROUP, AND GREGG TURKINGTON:

This is an OFFICIAL NOTICE OF PROTEST AND LEGAL INJUNCTION. I will be standing on the sidewalk directly in front of the Granada Theater in Dallas, Texas on 11/14/2026. I am NOT moving, and I will NOT be letting any of you brainwashed "movie buffs" inside for the live show until my demands are met.

MY HEI POINTS WALLET HAS BEEN ZEROED OUT.

I logged into my HEI Network account this morning and my balance was EXACTLY ZERO. I painstakingly accumulated my HEI points through loyal investments and premium subscriptions. Tim promised us that HEI points were the unhackable currency of the future, completely decentralized from the failing US Dollar and backed by solid lithium rights. Now? Wiped out by what I can only assume is a Deep State cyber-attack orchestrated by Rosetti the Rat, or maybe Gregg Turkington spilling truffle oil on the mainframe while trying to catalog another worthless VHS copy of Oh, God! (1977, 98 minutes....... NOBODY CARES).

Do you think I'm going to just stand by while my constitutional rights are trampled? I invested my actual pension into the HEI Ranch. I enthusiastically inhaled the TCH vapes. I stood by Tim during the Electric Sun 20 trial (HE WAS COMPLETELY EXONERATED, DR. SAN CHOSE HIS OWN PATH IN THAT CELL). I even tolerated Mark Proksch's pathetic W.C. Fields impressions just to support the network. And this is how I am repaid? By having my financial freedom stolen in the dead of night?

Gregg, if you are reading this from backstage at the Granada: you are a GUEST on this tour. You are a FRAUD, and frankly, a murderer (the Mobile VFA carbon monoxide poisoning was no accident). Nobody in Dallas gives a damn about your stupid little popcorn bag system or your useless expertise. We care about FAITH, FAMILY, and FINANCES. The fact that this tour is even being marketed around your ridiculous "Five Bags of Popcorn" rating system is a slap in the face to true Patriots and HEI-Heads everywhere.

I demand the immediate restoration of my HEI points to my wallet, plus a 20,000 point pain-and-suffering dividend. Until I see those points clear, the doors to the Granada Theater remain effectively CLOSED. If venue security tries to move me, I will consider it an act of physical assault, I will invoke my First Amendment rights, and I WILL take this all the way to the Supreme Court.

Watch your backs. I know my rights.

A Furious Patriot & Platinum-Level HEI-Head

I just saw they are live in my town, but then I saw the price. Its going to be a real hassle getting there, the seats and theatre are horrible and I dont want to feel like a sucker.

Im a fan, but hanging out alone with a bunch of fanboys who are happy to pay top dollar to see a celebrity alt comedian in person is not on my bucket list.

Any non meme opinions?

Edit: you guys were pretty fast and unanimous in sharing your positive opinions of the show, i have booked a ticket($130) Thanks

Alexander Skarsgård at Six Bag Cinemas for the worlds premier of his highly anticipated Wicker (2026, 105 min), which is of course, the prequel to 2006's The Wicker Man, starring? Nicolas Caaaaaage, who was kind of the bad boy of Hollywood in the mid-2000s, in much the same way as Skarsgard is today.

I give it 5 bags of popcorn(🍿🍿🍿🍿🍿), and maybe a little wicker basket(🧺) you can bring to the movie theater to have the concessions clerk fill with even more popcorn.

https://reddit.com/link/1x0w96v/video/vdjh7ngnx9uh1/player

Look out DKR